ok hear me out, barty ships:
obviously rosekiller number one forever don't even get me started
bartylily, another very important one
bartylus, a classic!! (I personally love a little past bartylus)
grimkiller aka sirius and barty, very fun
rabastan x barty, I don't even have a name, my version of rabastan is simply very hot and I'm hyper fixating on him rn and barty would lowkey fuck anyone
sunkiller aka james and barty
moonkiller aka remus and barty
bartydora (isn't doing it for me barty is too loser for pandora)
another VERY fun one: partyvan aka peter x barty x evan
also barty and evan's dad, but you should go and ask @four-toast about that one, trust
also barty x everyone aka he's getting passed around like a joint aka noon is an expert on this one
thoughts on each of these???<3
told you in the last ask about my love for rosekiller and bartylily so let's talk about the others
bartylus: love it. heavy on the past bartylus thing. love the 'being friends with your ex' dynamic (especially with these two)
grimkiller: best friend's brother?! secretly hooking up?! it's a yes from me
rabastan x barty: idk, i don't know enough about rabastan to form a real opinion but purely based on vibes it's a yes.
sunkiller: meh, they may have hooked up on a party once.
moonkiller: i don't know why, but no.
bartydora: absolutely not. pandora my queen is for the girls only.
partyvan: bonus points for the ship name, but i also kinda see it, peter becoming rosekiller's third makes lowkey sense (it has the same vibes as hucklerabbot and i love that)
barty and evan's dad: as you know i'm always down for an age gap. I'm intrigued i need to know everything
and yes, barty really is the biggest slut of them all (i say very fondly)
thanks for asking, this was funnn!<3