so i haven't been on bartylilylene for a longer time but i miss them like an old drug or a long lost lover, whatever sounds better
pleading for some bartylilylene hcs pretty please
YES OF COURSE BARTYLILYLENE MY LOVESSS
barty and marlene make pleasing lily some kind of competition. they always compete for lily's attention they'd literally do ANYTHING for her. lily loves it ofc 😜
if lily wants something, theyre going to get it for her no matter what. if she wants apple juice, she'll get it in under 5 minutes. if she wants the freaking mona lisa, give barty & marlene a couple of days and they'll get it to her. i really need a bartylilylene heist au like i really need one
barty and marlene literally cannot be left alone without lily because they always get up to some bullshit. lily goes out for some groceries? theres a fire in the kitchen 5 minutes after shes gone. she goes to visit petunia & her parents for a day? barty and marlene somehow wind up in jail in a different country
lily's suuuper dominant in bed with the both of them and they love it
lily had a really bad situationship with marlene when she was younger and when she was with barty she still kinda had feelings for marlene so barty just went "fuck it lets just all be together" because he'd do anything for lily to be fully satisfied
at first barty and marlene could not care less about each other they were only in it for lily but now theyre super co-dependant platonic best friends
au where barty and marlene own some run down shop together and then lily comes in to their shop and they both just. fall in love at first sight
lily does barty & marlene's eyeliner for them
barty "i am gross and perverted" crouch jr, lily "i'm obsessed and deranged" evans and marlene "ive existed for years but very little has changed" mckinnon (YOU KNOW THAT ONE AUDIO EVERYONE'S MAKING EDITS TO)
barty and marlene sometimes get so jealous of each other and it pisses lily off but. it also really turns her on
when marlene's feeling dysphoric lily always helps them bind and when barty's feeling dysphoric lily always goes out of her way to buy new lingere for them because lingere weirdly helps barty feel more comfortable in their skin
marlene does matching tattoos for all of them (TATTOO ARTIST MARLENE MY LOVEEE) on the inside of their lips. idk what they'd be but maybe just each other's names? I NEED IDEAS
au where lily's this super famous pop artist and then she meets barty and marlene who're part of this super small band similar to greenday (?). if marlene and barty are in a band theyre going to be very political (barty being the guitarist and marlene being the drummer, maybe a bassist?) and lily joins them and they get ultra famous and theyre always high on something
barty, marlene and lily all have religious trauma so they all get super giddy thinking about how their religious families at home would faint knowing about their relationship
they'd also all burn their cross necklaces together
thats all i can think of!! TYSM FOR THE ASK
