*opens fortune cookie and it just says BITCH in all caps*

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*opens fortune cookie and it just says BITCH in all caps*
me during reasonable hours of the day: i never want to do anything in my life Ever
me at 3 am: I Have To Learn How To Play The Piano Immediately
Morning, all!
i can NOT stop thinking about when c.s. lewis introduced a character by saying “his name, unfortunately, was Eustace Scrubb” like BRUH no need to do him dirty like that 😭😭 you GAVE him that name. tf
One should choose his words as carefully as he chooses his friends.
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college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.
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me during reasonable hours of the day: i never want to do anything in my life Ever
me at 3 am: I Have To Learn How To Play The Piano Immediately
Isn’t that what it means to be a hero? To keep trying to save people, even from themselves?
-Thor [Ultimates 2 #4]
#smooth
ben: *disagrees with klaus*
klaus:
god grant me the serenity to do it to em
and the courage to accept that i had to
due to personal reasons i’ll be
I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.