i'm the bad guy

[legaciescw]

SEBASTIAN + shirtless (requested by anon)

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Text ☠️ Serian

Seraphina: Quick question, Dori! How exactly do you plan on having many fans of your music if you massacre absolutely everyone that attends one of your shows?

Dorian: My dear Sera, it's not as if I booked a normie show with the intention of expanding my fan base to such pitiful and diposable creatures. I wouldn't trust them to know good music if it slashed their throats and frolicked in their blood, and besides, we have plenty of fans already. You really need to come to the next show. Our new lineup is to die for, no pun intended.

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TEXT 🎤 MORIAN

Morana: Really? I've been looking up pictures and videos of it on all the socials and I can't find anything of it anywhere?? Since when do you do no phone sets? The party really wasn't worth it though, I REALLY wish I'd gone to see your show instead.

Dorian: Why, that's half of what made it so spectacular! If you'd attended, you would've been the lone survivor. We gave those normies one hell of a show before we turned the lights out on them, permanently. I'm not surprised. I could've warned you it wouldn't be worth it, you know.

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TEXT 🎸🎹 DORBEL

Isobel: Yeah, almost! I like to think we play better and better every time, but you think we've been worse lately? I'm definitely down for more normie concerts though, especially ones like our last. It was so much fun!

Dorian: I wouldn't say worse. I may have been concerned that we were plateauing a bit but that's a worry that's been put to bed now. The normie police are ineffectual enough that I'm sure we can keep this up, especially if we keep going to different cities.

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TEXT 🎸🎹 DORBEL

Dorian: It's almost a shame there's no survivors from our last show because you were in fine form. We both were. I daresay we haven't performed that well in a while, love. Perhaps playing normie shows should become a habit.

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TEXT 🎤 MORIAN

Dorian: You missed one hell of an Original Sin show, love. Was that sham of a Bathory party worth it?

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TEXT ❓ SIRIAN

Sireena: I'm not squandered, thanks. And my physical abuse? Like if I kicked your ass?

Dorian: You've dulled your own star so much you can't even tell anymore, how sad. I'd pay good money to see your best try at fighting me. No, I meant more of watching you kill somebody else. Have you ever?

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TEXT ❓ SIRIAN

Sireena: Incorrect. I don't have to care about you in order to not have any kind of word limit when it comes to insulting you for being moronic obsessive hideous and talentless bloodsucker.

Dorian: It's such a shame that you're squandered so. For everything you lack, you do have a fun gift for verbal barbs. I wonder if your physical abuse would be as enjoyable.

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TEXT ❓ SIRIAN

Sireena: But do you see me asking any actual questions about you?

Dorian: I see you using plenty of words on someone you say you don't care for, which goes against your own logic.

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TEXT ❓ SIRIAN

Sireena: So? Unlike SOME people, when I don't give a shit about something I don't ask a fuck ton of questions about them because I legit don't give a fuck.

Dorian: And yet you continue responding.

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TEXT ❓ SIRIAN

Sireena: Don't you have a coffin to be in or something?

Dorian: Your knowledge of vampires seems rather dated, love. Have you lived under a rock for your short meaningless life until now?

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TEXT 🥃 DORBEL

Isobel: Do you even need to ask that question anymore? We could also rip out his winking eyes and rip out the tongue stupid enough to murmur "okey dokey artichokey" unironically. Just so he really understands where he went wrong before he dies. I'm so looking forward to the day we'll be able to separate those oversized heads from their bodies and hang them up on the wall. I don't think we've ever blackmailed an entire band before, sounds pretty exciting?

Dorian: No, but I love hearing you say yes. The only thing better than torture is sharing it with another who loves it as much as I. Perhaps we ought to make him swallow his tongue while we're at it, like he should've before muttering such atrocities. As am I, love, as am I; that disgusting happy little "family" will really look best with their heads on a spike. Blackmail is always fun! How do we start, though? The siren speaks to me in short, dumb sentences, and the rest are too scared to talk to me.

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What song makes you think of Isobel?

Why, I’ve known @isobelenvy for years, so it’s quite a little playlist of songs associated with her at this point. The one I heard most recently is one by Of Monsters and Men, it’s called King and Lionheart.

honesty hour!

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How often do you masturbate?

As often as it suits me, love. If I’m looking for a quick thrill though, at this point, a little bit of violence goes a lot further than a bit of a wank.

honesty hour!

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Do you paint your nails?

Quite regularly. It hides the blood beneath my nails well, and it’s stylish.

honesty hour!

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pronouns/oritentation?

I’ve never been anything but a man, and as for who I’m attracted to, that depends on many other factors aside from gender. 

honesty hour!

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what's your weirdest sexual fantasy?

Having bloody, rough sex with someone hot in between torturing a third party sounds delectable. Particularly if my sexual partner joins in on the torture.

honesty hour!