From whence wayward westerlies blow

Sireena. The Siren. Obviously.

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if the world split into two camps, would you be a hero or a villain?

Considering I'm not a Sky Shit or a normie, I like to think I'd be a hero by default?

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have you ever killed anybody?

Maybe a few dozen normies when I was a kid, but none on purpose.

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when's the last time you cried?

Just as a disclaimer: As a sea monster and a musician, I am full to the brim of water and therefore end up crying all the goddamn time at the drop of a hat regardless of how tough I am.

Forty five minutes ago.

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would you rather call someone daddy or be called daddy?

I’d rather be publicly executed but if I really had to, I guess I’d rather call someone daddy?

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if you didn't get to play at the bathory party and needed a date and a costume to get in like everyone else, who would you have taken and what would you have dressed as?

I’d have made @sealeymuir go with me instead of whoever he went with and we’d have gone dressed as Beyoncé and the fire hydrant from the Hold Up music video.

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are you actually good at singing or does your being a siren just hypnotize listeners into thinking you are?

I’m actually good at singing, especially for a siren! (Who btw are all naturally exceptional singers). Monsters aren’t as susceptible to my charms as normies are, so I woudn’t even be able to fake it if I tried.

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which member of original sin do you think is most talented?

Neither of them. The talent is negated too hard by them both being insufferable assholes.

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TEXT 🌊 SIRAVI

Tavi: It doesn't matter. There are no feelings there, not like that, not anymore.

Sireena: Okay good! You’re better off anyway

Sireena: And I’m not into sharing, jsyk.

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what are your feelings on normies?

They’re probably the only things I hate more than the Sky Shits. They think they run the whole entire world, pollute everything with all their trash and grime, hunt us down and then have the nerve to make all these movies and books depicting US as the bad guys in everything.

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TEXT 🌊 SIRAVI

Tavi: Really? Thanks! It's been almost two years now since the divorce was finalized, I think? And in the sprit of transparency, Molly and I did backslide a few times after the divorce was official, but you're the first new person I've slept with in what feels like forever and damn was it worth the wait.

Sireena: Good to know! How long has it been since the last time you guys backslid?

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TEXT 🌊 SIRAVI

Tavi: Right. Right, no, yeah, that makes sense. Sorry if I'm not that great at this whole "figuring it out" part. To be honest, you're kind of the first person I've been with since I got divorced.

Sireena: Yeah, I kind of guessed that. So it's no problem! But I did NOT guess I was the first person you've been with since you got divorced! That's wild. Especially given your stamina. Most guys who haven't gotten laid in awhile don't really last even HALF of as long as you did! How long has it been since you got divorced?

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TEXT 🌊 SIRAVI

Tavi: I just figured since we're around them a lot it would be bound to come out eventually and beating them to the draw might be worth it. If you don't want to tell them though, that's fine too. I can keep a secret. Especially if it means we get to fuck again. Because that was awesome.

Sireena: I didn’t mean we have to be a secret! Just we don’t have to make any grand announcements? Like you said we’re around them a lot so it’s bound to come out eventually? It can just be mostly OUR business until they catch on, you know?

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TEXT 🌊 SIRAVI

Tavi: Now that Blair knows what happened, I figure it's only a matter of time before the rest of the band does, so we should probably figure out what to tell them.

Tavi: So I'm just going to be super fucking honest because I'm tired of being a beat around the bush guy -- honestly, I wasn't expecting what happened to happen. I mean, I've always known you're hot because I'm not stupid, but I never wanteed to do anything about it until the party. And now that I've done something about it, I wouldn't take it back and actually I think it'd be cool if we did that again sometime. If it was just a one time thing for you though, that's cool too. I'd just rather know now and I won't take it personally either way.

Sireena: Why do we have to tell them anything? You're awesome and a really decent fuck that I also think would be cool to fuck again, but is that really everyone else's business? The only one I even really talk to is Blair and she knows already.

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TEXT ❓ SIRIAN

Dorian: It's such a shame that you're squandered so. For everything you lack, you do have a fun gift for verbal barbs. I wonder if your physical abuse would be as enjoyable.

Sireena: I'm not squandered, thanks. And my physical abuse? Like if I kicked your ass?

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TEXT ❓ SIRIAN

Dorian: I see you using plenty of words on someone you say you don't care for, which goes against your own logic.

Sireena: Incorrect. I don't have to care about you in order to not have any kind of word limit when it comes to insulting you for being moronic obsessive hideous and talentless bloodsucker.

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TEXT ❓ SIRIAN

Dorian: And yet you continue responding.

Sireena: But do you see me asking any actual questions about you?

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TEXT ❓ SIRIAN

Dorian: Your knowledge of vampires seems rather dated, love. Have you lived under a rock for your short meaningless life until now?

Sireena: So? Unlike SOME people, when I don't give a shit about something I don't ask a fuck ton of questions about them because I legit don't give a fuck.