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TEXT 📚 SERAPHARI

Jabari: Thanks. And nothing, I just haven't been able to finish much of the newest book and I'd feel ashamed showing up empty-handed. Also Kamilah is going shopping and I want to make sure she's okay. If she asks, I was at book club though, okay?

Seraphina: Duuuude, I'm so game to cover for not reading the book, especially since this one was such a dud. But I cannot in good faith cover when you're STALKING Kamilah! Isn't the point of you being in book club so you /don't/ end up hiding in the bushes at the mall every time she's out without you?

TEXT 📚 SERAPHARI

Jabari: Can you cover for me at the next book club meeting?

Seraphina: Of course, no problemo! What’s going on?

Text 🌯 Seraphnyx

Nyx: /I've/ said it, repeatedly, many times over the years, and I mean it. This Chiptole man, for example, is obviously offering monetary goods in exchange for more sex. I don't see how that deserves your applause.

Seraphina: But he didn't even give me his number to get more sex! It was really just a nice gesture because I love Chipotle, therefore my applause is completely warranted!

TEXT 🛋 SERADERS

Sanders: ...I have to say, I've passed more than a few display sofas in my day and the most I've ever seen happening on them is someone napping, not someone crying! Are you okay? Do you need anything?

Seraphina: Oh darn. It's not me crying! I really am asking for a friend. I was only texting you as a second opinion, kind of. But your response was ummm not ideal, so apologies in advance for lying about what you said.

TEXT 🥜 LILPHINA

Lilith: You know I have great respect for you, Seraphina, but what in the devil's red hell did you just make me read?

Lilith: That's a rhetorical question, in case you weren't sure. I have proficient comprehension skills. I hope you won't hold it against me that I don't return the sentiment. This is the first November that I've ever had a boyfriend and I won't agree to any contract, riddled with emojis or otherwise, that signs away my evil-given right to orgasm.

Seraphina: I actually have no idea since I didn't actually read it past no nut November. The excess of emojis is rather irksome, no? I knew you wouldn't actually be into the concept but I was incredibly curious to see how you would respond. I assumed you'd just leave me on read, but that response is much more interesting.

What's a food you could never get tired of eating?

Macarons, I think? As long as they’re all different flavors.

#answered

O.M.E.N. or Original Sin?

Original Sin, no contest.

#answered

TEXT 🥜 LILPHINA

Seraphina: YALL 👱👱‍♀️KNOW WHAT MF TIME 🕓 IT IS...🚫NO NUT🚫💦✊🏻😩👅🥜 NOVEMBER IS UPON US🦃 😩WE AINT BUSSIN A SINGLE NUT 💦✊🏻😩till DICKember 🌲❄️🌨☃️ SO WE CAN SAVE THESE CUMMIES 💦😩👅 FOR DADDY SANTA🎅😤🙌🏻 SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF THE SLUTTIEST 💦👅 HO HO HOES YOU KNOW 👵🏻🤰🏻 GET 5️⃣ BACK AND YOU NUT💦🌲 A STICKY LOAD😩💦✊🏻✊🏻 IN SANTA’S 🎅💦 BEARD😩🙌🏻👅 GET 🔟 BACK AND FILL SANTA’S NAUGHTY GIFT SACK😏😩🙌🏻💦 WITH YOUR CUMMIES 💦😩👅☃️🎅

#lilith #idk

TEXT 🛋 SERADERS

Seraphina: Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.

#sanders

Text 🌯 Seraphnyx

Seraphina: Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Sunday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist?

#nyx

Text ☠️ Serian

Seraphina: Quick question, Dori! How exactly do you plan on having many fans of your music if you massacre absolutely everyone that attends one of your shows?

#dorian

what's your weirdest sexual fantasy?

I would kill to make love with my soulmate on our wedding night. As a Phoenix who’s done almost everything a person COULD do in bed I’m aware that this one isn’t THAT weird like…as far as kinks and fantasies could go, but I’m going to say it’s my weirdest sexual fantasy simply because I haven’t done it yet and that’s weird.

#answered

what are your feelings on normies?

I’m not particularly for or against normies anymore. Not for any moral or philosophical reasons, but as I’ve gotten older, normies have gotten more and more irrelevant to me.