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@dorianwst-blog
cynthic:
‘ you’re just mad because i’m not telling you to put a condom on. ’
“you would never have to tell me to put a condom on because i already know how you feel about having kids and i’d never put you threw that if it wasn’t something you wanted. i’d never risk your body and life for my own pleasure.”
cynthic:
‘ because i’m bored and my sexcapades are always worth telling. ’
“what, is teddy too busy with someone else? yeah, well be sure to keep the one between you and ryan to yourself thanks.”
cynthic:
‘ so i hit it off with this guy from the club, right ? a few drinks in and next thing i know i’m at his place—i’m definitely about to get laid. then his dumbass says he didn’t have a condom. you know what i said ? that’s fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah— he magically had a condom he forgot about after that. ’
“i wasn’t being serious, cynthia. why’re you even telling me this like i care or something?”
‘ so i hit it off with this guy from the club, right ? a few drinks in and next thing i know i’m at his place—i’m definitely about to get laid. then his dumbass says he didn’t have a condom. you know what i said ? that’s fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah— he magically had a condom he forgot about after that. ’
“amazing story, could you tell it again?”
↳ INSTAGRAM: @dorianwst posted a new photo
#chancethepuppy
↳ 2.8M LIKES, 224,489 COMMENTS:
@dorian4ever: notice me!!! @xjasminex: so cute!! 🐶 @mrswest24: our son is so cute! 😘💜
✉️ imessage → dorian.
leila: don't doubt me asshole
leila: yay family bonding
leila: i want chinese
dorian: im just saying this is your tryout for if I ever have a kid
dorian: but I want nuggets
✉️ imessage → dorian.
leila: and we know i'm anything but that
leila: i want
dorian: idk i guess we'll find out
dorian: alright come over tonight
dorian: we can order in food or something
✉️ imessage → dorian.
leila: of course i do
leila: what kind of godmother would i be if i didn't?
leila: when do i get to meet chance?
dorian: a bad one
dorian: tonight if you want
✉️ imessage → dorian.
leila: wow i can't believe this
dorian: you're gonna love your godson and you know this
✉️ imessage → dorian.
leila: nothing
leila: golden retrievers are cuter though
dorian: too late :)
✉️ imessage → dorian.
leila: no fuck u
leila: golden retriever!!!
dorian: what do you have against pit bulls?!
✉️ imessage → dorian.
leila: ooooh excellent point
dorian: yes super excellent point
dorian: so it's settled then? a baby boy pit bull :)
✉️ imessage → dorian.
leila: girl obviously
dorian: but if it's a boy we can name him chance the puppy
✉️ imessage → dorian.
leila: i know you are
leila: just... keep my sex life off the internet
leila: idc if u joke about it with me or anyone else we like know just not on twitter
dorian: done deal
dorian: can we decide if it's gonna be a girl puppy or boy puppy now?
✉️ imessage → dorian.
leila: thanks
dorian: im sorry
✉️ imessage → dorian.
leila: rea @ whatever time
dorian: I'll delete it
