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Jessie| how to get to the shadow realm

[mikkeneko]

[kalichnikov]

YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

BUT YOU’RE THE ONE GETTING PUT ON ICE, GOBBY!

[dykg-moved-deactivated20231129]

i hope mr beast goes bald. nothing against bald people but i think he doesn't deserve his hair

[squish--squash]

ayo bro you good?

bro... bro, you good?

TUMBLR USER ILAJUE, ARE YOU OKAY?

[ilajue]

mr beast ..

[ilajue]

keep balanced to make mr beast start balding

[theocseason4]

[longscorsese]

king

[puertohurraco]

King

[vortigone]

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[what-even-is-thiss]

You ever think about how they made the minions immortal so that they wouldn’t have to explain how they reproduce

[forever-lynx]

?? they made the minions immortal???

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah it’s like the same 200 minions forever

[what-even-is-thiss]

They also trapped them in the Arctic for a long time so they wouldn’t have to show them working for hitler because canonically they’re evil and serve the most evil master around and they’re clearly ok with serving dictators because they were depicted helping Napoleon so the solution to keep hitler out of the story was just to trap the yellow blobs on an iceberg.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So these things have been alive since the dinosaurs and are basically minor spirits or gods that exist to serve the side of evil and during that whole time they remained grossly incompetent.

Does the universe in despicable me want evil to fail or win? Or are these stupid yellow sexless idiots meant to keep a balance of some kind? Because they do not seem to have a niche in any ecosystem that I know of so their origin must be divine somehow.

[dame-a-dozen-deactivated2023061]

since the minions are technically the last of their kind (since they seem to not be able to reproduce) does this mean that they are a protected species?

[what-even-is-thiss]

See, I don’t think that they’re a species. I think that they’re something else. Because everything else in that universe seems to follow ordinary rules of evolution but the same however many hundred minions keep changing their appearance and not dying. I think that the minions were intelligently designed.

[sammy-genderspikeidiot]

Roman, my guy, are you really saying that minions are evidence of a god in despicable me lore?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Not god per se but… something.

[jackest-jack]

Evil vs good. Evil made minions, good made them stupid yellow blobs

[what-even-is-thiss]

So are you positing that maybe they came to be because of some primordial yin/yang type battle between energies in the ocean or something?

[crap-copper]

But they have to reproduce somehow, there are way more minions in the Despicable Me movies than the Minions movie

[soupsy-daisy-deactivated2023072]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

there's a blueprint hanging on a wall in the first movie that shows Gru developed a way to create minions out of corn kernels

[official-lucifers-child]

please i don’t want to learn these things

[infinitelines]

No one wants to talk about the fact that they worked with Napoleon means the minions canonically participated in the trans Atlantic slave trade

[what-even-is-thiss]

Finally a new observation that doesn’t have to do with corn

[glyphsmash]

i just invented the sloppy jane (sloppy joe for girls)

[glyphsmash]

the secret is to not cook the meat so it stays pink (woman) and can be enjoyed by females

[high-quality-tiktoks]

I didn’t factor those extra 15mins into my miserable day

[fluffmugger]

So here’s a fun thing, admittedly very AU centric as this is an AU vid:

If they pull the “company policy” line, ask to see it.  Ask to see it in writing.  Ask to see that they have put in writing that you will be performing 15 minutes unpaid work every day.  Check your contract. 

Spoiler: They haven’t.  ‘cos it’s illegal.

[sgam76]

Absolutely agree. This is really common in the US as well, and I’ve yet to see it written anywhere.

[zeelatunes]

thank god i can finally have pregnant skyler among us on a t-shirt

[yaza-con-queso]

Jesse we have to find the imposter

[vanillacorpse]

i was walking to ensemble class and this dhdhdkdjjdid CAR pulls up and rolls down the driver’s window and im like… right ok. and this middle aged man with a foreign accent greets me with “you know, you look really kind!” and i’m like?? thanks!? and hes like “yeah i like to say that to people who look kind. not many do.” and then he points at himself and is like “do *i* look kind to you? many people tell me i don’t!” and i’m like no you look kind to me!!? and he LAUGHS and says “well i’m actually mean!” and DRIVES OFF??????????

[bogleech]

Petition to replace all catcalling with whatever this is

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[powerburial]

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

That’s it’s aura

[best-of-memes]

[getosatoru]

JJK characters + random texts Part II

[sesh]

[mashkara45]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

This would be great for a children’s hospital

[ragsy]

[src]

[imboredandneedalife]

This. This is why i love this hellsite. Where else would you see bloodied walls and call it color theory.

[lizzietheshortie]

[hotvampireadjacent]

okay maybe this is common knowledge but not to me

twitter source: https://twitter.com/Al_Naffy40/status/1361419318206947328

THEY REALLY FUCKING STOLE THE REAL GATE OF ISHTAR AND LOOTED IT ALL THE WAY TO BERLIN GERMANY? Truly no words for the level of theivery and evil. and Iraq now has a ~recreation~ while the real thing is in germany

source to back it up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishtar_Gate 

litearlly no words this is so evil and vile

[coldhandsmagee]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This ones in Germany but u got the right energy

[itlooksliketheydisapparated]

Just gonna cover all our bases here

[witch-craft-deactivated20211011]

@glittering-galaxy-grapes

[amongthesebarrencrags]

Today my friends sent me a meme about how “The only reason there are still pyramids in Egypt is because they’re too large for the British to steal”, and they thought it was just a joke until I pulled out the “Germany stole the fricking GATE of Babylon, that’s absolutely the reason the pyramids are still there”. o.O

[earhartsease]

As an erstwhile insider I can tell you that in the basement of the British Museum they quietly have the Sphinx’s beard, so yes they fucking would have taken the lot if they could

[amygdalae]

i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holes” are ideas that can absolutely coexist

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Artificial violence is not actually a corrupting influence but hanging out with assholes sure is.

[roach-works]

the real corruption was the friends we made along the way

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

I hate this