^theyre girlfriends^

spam, cursed images, and memes. low key just exists to clean out my camera roll

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[amateur-agitator]

Uhhh I'd like a... remake of Bound! with King Princess as Corky, Clairo as Violet, and wait for this, Mac DeMarco as caesar lmfaooo

[papasmoke]

prince phillips organs shutting down like cascading dominos while the doctors frantically stuff him full of replacements harvested from kidnapped street orphans

[grimeclown]

[papasmoke]

Little Bartholomew your sacrifice for the crown was not in vain

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

[amateur-agitator]

Snapchat maps world stories is completely just thotty men driving and yelling. the whole world, every fuckin city had the same snap stories

[amateur-agitator]

Nevermind, its not all the same bc I just found a snap of a cat trying to mate with another one, but then they start fighting

First one says "February" and has a heart filter and the second one says "the situation right now" lmfaooo which joker did this

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put winged eyeliner on the $20 dude

[eyesopod]

i’m glad you’re not sorry you like men. your bisexuality is beautiful and valid and so worthy of appreciation!

<3

REAL BI MOMENTS LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

ugh i forgot how much of a painful visceral reaction seeing noah centimonial’s face is

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I dont remember that in blue is the warmest color 😂😂

[amateur-agitator]

I wonder about people whos lives were majority outside of the internet age, like pre 2000s. They lived their full life, meeting people, forming bonds, but inevitably some people leave and you lose contact...

And then youre old and it feels like a lonely end... but then this magical technology shit where you can just search up ur old homies name and bam! maybe everything abt them is there and u track them down. wow this long lost friend you thought youd never see again is there yayay

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My drawing

[mformaryam]

yeah men have a sense of humor

"men rights" is hilarious.

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3x whiplash 😂😂 only on reddit

[watermelonjeager-deactivated201]

This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!

There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.

I just worry about their safety.

markiplier stay safe! <3

[exit-delete-deactivated20220301]

Please stay safe markimoo (

markiplier

) We are all very concerned for you and other youtubers! Someone tag all of the grumps!!!

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date of origin: 28th of july, 2015.

[killallcops69]

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Imagine being so dumb that you think a "gang war" large enough take over half the city could happen without government intervention?? if there ever was sone huge danger like that, the gov already took care of ur precious youtubers. Yall make a tumblr post and think u did something lmfao

Also where the hell did they get "First gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city"? Its not a video game, its not automatic. Thats not how gangs work, they dont make organized competitions to kill people with territory gains as prizes

even tho this 6 yrs old, and the OPs will never see this, some of yall stans are delusional just like this and if there was an actual threat, yall would think of you rich, ivory tower celebrity before the safety of common folk. Please stop ffs