me using my jailbroken wiimote to anally pleasure a man in kentucky 400 miles away

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me using my jailbroken wiimote to anally pleasure a man in kentucky 400 miles away
The wolf inside me has awoken…
excuse me
no pants im afraid
Can they invent a depression that doesn't eat a hole in your insides
the internet seems like a distant dream
whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads
i think it's tempting to be defeatist about this, but everyone is a few easy google searches away from fixing their surfing experience. adblockers are good. dns-based ad and tracker blocking is easy to set up with a little effort. browser extensions will reign in cookies and scripts. your internet surfing experience CAN be ad-free, and faster because your browser is not loading 293847 scripts and running auctions in the background to see who gets your data. but you have to put in a modicum of effort.
1) people should not have to put effort into not having their data taken and sold from them
2) even with all the ad blockers in the world they still get through because nothing is 100% especially with sponsored content (and ESPECIALLY when it's not flagged as sponsored content)
3) sometimes you will have to use devices that aren't your own and that you can't just download adblockers on, like public computers
4) stop making this out to be an issue created by the individual when it's the fault of megacorporations polluting the online sphere with bloat that wastes actual material energy and resources for pointless advertisements
5) I am allowed to vent
Could you do a post about the foolish emperor
im not saying shit about the emperor are you crazy that guys got like a hundred wizards on payroll. one wrong word & im getting hit with something called 'eightfold mutilation'
i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.
damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they
i (type 1 diabetic) was explaining autoimmune diseases to someone and she was like ohh right so yours is the good kind of diabetes where you didn't do it to yourself. to which i objected that's not how type 2 works either. and she said well that's the fat old people disease. and i was like you can't say that, a) not how it works and b) extremely rude. and her defense was her grandparents have type 2 and "did it to themselves" and since they're fat old people she reserves the right to hate on them. i understand hating shitty grandparents but YOU are the shitty one here to hate on them for their medical conditions and weight rather than literally anything else. hello?!
anyway type 2 diabetics i'm sorry about the world. everyone* be kind to type 2s or else
*note to type 1 diabetics especially we need to be better at solidarity and not cling to being the "good ones" at type 2s' expense. what the fuck is a good kind of diabetes anyway
also worth saying diabetes is a complex reaction to a not-yet-fully-understood set of factors and environmental pressures and genetics and it's reductive and fatphobic to say fat=diabetes BUT EVEN SO no matter if someone did incontrovertibly "give themself diabetes" that's not a free pass for dehumanization. shut upppp
For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens
The guy who makes all the bath tubs has just broken down into shocked tears after discovering that average or more sized adult people would like to comfortably take baths some times
you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}
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I don't play games/results
Soma 😔
Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo
Look at her don't you love her
i just knit a lace shawl to show off this exact color scheme of a beautiful yarn i got!
happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought