Every Single Day I Think About Killing Jeff Bezos

23 She/they, but please don’t perceive me; Bisexual Disaster; my therapist likes me so much she wants to see me twice a week 🤪 Header art by tcustodisart

[killallcops69]

Anyways

[depsidase]

[probuccalfat]

men will really be like i don’t give a shit about you but i’m never leaving you alone

[thewolfandhismoon]

a perfect allegory for the contradictory nature of our inner worlds, always conflicted, born and taught to be soulless, to feel nothing, but we still feel it all, deeply

[capacity2]

Girl whatever

[dumnslut]

[prettiestplatypus]

I still really like Pokopia, have more ditto sweetness

[girl-detector]

[feijo328]

Happay pride yall

[arcolan]

11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning

2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"

3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"

"well at least that new medication is working 💀"

[emcapi]

[segamascott]

[trender4trender]

So You Think You Can Abolish It Without Abolishing The Social Conditions That Give Rise To It: my new game show

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[cheeso]

found footage horror film

agitated girl: mike put the camera down

mike: He ha why its a home movey

[papasmoke]

you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

[qqchurch]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[dogpuppy]