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mystery allergy???

It feels like I have ants crawling through my nose today, I have not stopped sneezing!

Maid Service

I saw this post by the wonderful @nametakensff eons ago and immediately wanted to record something for it, and finally...

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Contents: Dom being induced by sub; Dom is soft but can use a derogatory tone of voice; NSFW moans and sounds; so much sneezing and hitching; mentions of holding someone in place to sneeze on them; humilation; begging; and more!

MINORS AND NON-KINK BLOGS DNI! If you follow or interact with this post, and do not have your age in your bio, I will block you.

tealin

Mucus Buster

Everyone's got lingering congestion this year, so as someone who's no stranger to phlegm, and inherited the folk wisdom of a stage actress (the show must go on!) I share with you my recipe for making things better:

2L water

the juice and rind of one lemon (just dump the juiced rinds in, don't zest them, you maniac)

a small thumb of fresh ginger, sliced in coins

about a dozen cloves, some star anise, peppercorns, and maybe whole cinnamon or allspice or whatever else you like, in a tea ball (except the cinnamon if it doesn't fit, obvs)

good dollop of honey, to taste

Bring the water to a boil then dump in all the stuff. Keep it hot but not boiling – a slow cooker is good for this. Keep this pot on a low heat all day and serve yourself a mug every so often, adding water as necessary. At some point you will need to add a new lemon and some more honey, but the spices can generally carry over two pots if you're drinking it regularly.

The acid helps clear the gunk, ginger is good for the circulation, and clove/aniseed/pepper have some sort of decongestant/soothing properties. Honey is both nice and antiseptic, and apparently is a cough suppressant as well? Anyway, I just got over another run of Covid and this was wasn't 100% effective but it worked better than phenylephrine.

n0seferatu

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

n0seferatu

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

n0seferatu

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

cheyennemorrigan

teasing phone message

I suppose I could start with a bang and dive in head first. 😋

18+ and please do not repost to a non snz kink blog

Rp audio: I left a message for you to listen to while you are at work, because I couldn't let a good fit go to waste. 😇

omgsoitchy-deactivated20240906

When you have a weird fetish and someone asks to use your phone

autumnsneezes

If you're still taking wav requests, would you be open to fantasy scenarios or something along those lines? Like maybe you head off on an adventure with the listener as a companion, but you have an unexpected allergy attack along the way followed by a bit of caretaking fluff.

And thanks again for sharing your recordings!

Hi you! Thanks so much for this, I absolutely am taking requests, it took a bit longer than expected due to real life kicking up. So without further ado:

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Featuring: some holdbacks, some denial, no tissues until the end, some talk about mess, some swearing, moaning, probably too light on the caretaking but some of that too, and some noseblows at the end.

Minors and Non-Kink blogs DNI!!!

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I am so appreciative of people who expose themselves to allergens, AND THEN record the results, AND THEN share it with us?! You all are real life heroes, and I offer you all of the tissues I can get my hands on. I love each and every one of you. ❤️❤️❤️

autumnsneezes

Allergy Denial, anyone?

Scenario: I come over for a date and you have a cat. Requested by @kingstf

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Featuring: Lots of stifles initially, then me being unable to hold them back. The usual hitching and trying to talk through it. A few nose blows towards the end. Hope you enjoy!

Minors and non-kink blogs DNI!

#this is so #um #omg #omgomgomgomg #I will now pass away #so good

autumnsneezes

I have to echo the previous ask and say your sneeze wavs are lovely, and I'm so grateful that you've decided to share them.

If you're still taking requests, would you be willing to try a sneezing while hiding scenario or something along those lines? Or if not, maybe reading a story you like (fetishy or otherwise) while sneezing?

Thanks again for everything you've already shared with us!

Hi! Thanks so much for your lovely words, I'm so glad you enjoy them. I am definitely open to requests. This was really challenging and fun to do, I hope you enjoy! I'm also tagging @hyakujuu-no-kaido who requested this scenario.

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Scenario: we were about to have some sexy sneezing time and the roommate came back having forgotten something.

Featuring: hitching (lol), let out sneezes at the beginning, talking, stifles, you helping me holdback, apologies for sneezing, muffled sneezes on you, then loud let out sneezes at the end (the first of which is very loud), talking about getting us messy, and two noseblows. Hope you enjoy!

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billspreston-esq

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

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onetrickponi

Listen to Geppetto's Stone by Poni #np on #SoundCloud

Or why Tíbor doesn’t do deliveries.

CW: cursing, sneezing, hitching, moaning, nonhuman noises, reference to past injuries, nose-blowing, references to altered perceptions (headphones recommended)

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