Hitches, sniffles and terrible terrible tickles

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[follkyou]

the feminine urge to take care of a grown man with a fever

[accidentalmistress]

A stern, severe man who does not deny his allergies (or illness if that's your thing), but he can most certainly handle them on his own, is quite capable of taking care of himself, thank you very much, and, good Lord, could you please stop making such an awful fuss over him??

[cr0wfeather]

big rough man fucking you into the mattress and sneezing his absolutely sloppy, wet cold down your back. happy thursday btw.

[sickromancer]

A NSFW sneeze thought: (k-18!)

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[duckyduckduckling]

I just read that moustachioed men tend to have worse allergies because their facial hair acts as a pollen trap, and it got me thinking.

Playoff beards are A Thing. The Playoffs start in April-ish and run until June-ish.

Playoff beards + allergy season + up to three months of endless travel and away games = the sniffliest of hockey players of choice.

[itsjustaflower]

Big pink sniffly itchy twitchy sneezy nose........

[head-colds]

i love vanillas who know what’s up

[sneezarify]

I just need someone whose sinuses never play nice. The sorta person who always has tissue in hand because they’re always stuffy. They snort & sniffle through the day... If they’re not sniffling they’re blowing, if they’re not blowing they’re rubbing their nose! A poor sneezy soul, where every day, multiple times a day something will set them off sneezing.

Cold? They can’t help it, something about the cold dry air drives their nose crazy. Hot? that pollen will turn their nose all red and itchy until they’re a sneezy mess! Inside? It’s too dusty! Outside? it’s too windy, and oh no, Is someone wearing perfume?!

[moonlight-sniffles]

I WAS DOOMSCROLLING AS PER, AND GOT ABSOLUTELY JUMPSCARED:

[moonlight-sniffles]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT GETS WORSE

[common-crisis]

I'm sorry WHAT IS THIS AD 😭😭😭

[sugardust-bunny]

It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳 - the generic Tumblr message

My message is what up snz freaks let's get fuckin horny with it

[shininglight197]

Being threatened with a good time

[sugardust-bunny]

yes please 🤩

[sf-libet]

boobs

[sugardust-bunny]

[sugardust-bunny]

So....P/ratchett fans....were any of you going to tell me that 'Extreme Sneezing' is a past time for adrenaline junkies on the Disc or was I just meant to read that sentence myself

[clovesnz]

wait wait wHAT which book is this in fdisjhssh I’ve read all but the the last of the m/oist novels this is wilddd

[coldexposure]

It’s a recurring joke in Making Money.

Moist, bored by the Post Office and left unsupervised with Adora Belle out of town, is considering risky hobbies to keep himself occupied. Hobbies like “night-climbing” and “Extreme Sneezing”.

I’m not absolutely certain it’s not mentioned more in depth elsewhere, but I think I would remember that.

[sugardust-bunny]

Honestly I'm surprised I haven't found more M0ist V0n |ipwig snzfics, he seems like the perfect guy people here would love to inflict damage on

[spookysnz]

“gf likes my nose too much” yeah no, i think she likes it the perfect amount

[stormyweaver]

currently obsessed with characters who learn how to stifle their sneezes into near silence.

but not without repercussions.

it isn't their natural sneeze, though. their natural sneeze is the exact reason they learned to properly stifle in the first place. desperate, intense and always, always loud, they've learned through considerable trial and error how to choke them down into something that's more acceptable for polite society.

it isn't without it's drawbacks: not only are the stifles wholly unsatisfying (and really only delay the inevitability of the proper fit they'll need to have later) it gives them the worst headache if it goes on for too long.

but in moments where they can allow themselves to just... relax, and really let loose, their nose has decided to make up for every single instance that they've been smothered and stifled. what was already a source of embarrassment has become a near force of nature, thanks to their efforts to diminish it.

so while they can still keep their sneezes under control in public - it's made their actual sneeze(s) a lot more... attention-grabbing, for lack of a better term.

[sickhaze]

imagine getting your business aired out like this on TV just because they need to fill up airtime