Dork Fossils: vestiges of an idiot.

Jokes, Music, & Artwork by benoit

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(A Covid 2020 quarantine hip-hop song on youtube)

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Well, I will never eat live culture yogurt before going to the library again. I knew talking was frowned upon there, but I guess farting Tango music is too.

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Child follows footsteps The house dog wagging his tail Stockholm Syndrome Blues

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Just unearthed this old track I recorded and smuggled in and out of the USF radio station circa 2006. I didn’t have any recording equipment at the time, but lived down the street from the school. I pretended to be a student and got full access to one of their sound booths. I recorded two songs that day and fled before anyone found out I didnt belong there. This is one of the songs. Its a little, cheery ditty about sadness. Maybe too cheery. oh well.. The video was made by a friend.

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By Bellows & Benoit

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"IN ALL SERIOUSNESS FOLKS" Why is it legal for any employer to drug test employees? Or even the government for that matter? How do we justify this invasion and utter loss of privacy? Because fear and ignorance shape most people's opinions. Plus, most don't even understand simple physiology and the makeup of piss. You can actually tell a lot about someone from their urine. Are you male or female? Are you on SSRIs?  Or Ambien to help you sleep? Anti-psychotic medicine possibly? What have you needed to ingest lately, anyway? If you are on medication, its none of my business, and it should be none of anyone else’s. All of these drugs can be easily found in your urine. If I have to drink a fifth of schnapps a day, shoot meth, drink magic mushroom soup, and freebase Zoloft to keep me straight and productive, that's nobody's business but between me, my doctor, BevMo, and my dealers.

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Chief Flaming Catnip Rainbow, circa 1889. 

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Whenever I ask someone for directions on how to get somewhere, I like to end my request with, "..and make certain that I don’t come within 2 miles of any schools or I could get in big, big trouble.”

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Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question was whether to kill yourself or not.  For me, that’s not a question.  You should definitely kill yourself.

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Proud to say I am now one more step towards being completely "OFF THE GRID".  Just finished installing some Wind Turbines outside of my apartment which should provide enough power to warm a POP-Tart during a typhoon.  Now, to just stay under the radar...