unbowed, unbent, unbroken

okay kind of broken tbh Captain of the Dornish Party Boat™

[restingestus]

oberyn martell may be a prince of dorne but he’s the king of throwing shade

[aegcn]

@dornishgamehen

[roses-bloom-again]

i went out for an evening stroll and there was a rattlesnake hmmm is this a dornish assassination attempt??? @dornishgamehen i need answers

[dornishgamehen]

Tell me, do I have a reason to want to assassinate you? 

[dornishgamehen]

An accurate description of the Beach Party thus far.

@ser-kingslayer @davosshorthand

[ser-kingslayer]

@kinginthenxrth and @dornishgamehen You wanted to talk?

[kinginthenxrth]

O̴̵̴̭͙̝̩̬̦̳͙͎̳̲͓̫̮̱͖̹̣̽̇ͦͭ͌ͨ̾̌ͭ̚Ḣ̷̨̪̙̰̬̠͍̤̌̾͑͊͋͛͗̏̑͂͆̈́ͯ̓ͮ̚͞ ̢̹̪͔̱̅̌̏ͥ̂̾̋͒ͥ͗ͫ̀͢Y̷̴̱̘̭̝̌̔̃̅͂ͦ̈́̒̐́͟ͅE̦̦͉̞̬̮͕͇̠̦͔͔̍ͧ̎́́̐̿͌̀ͪ̅̈̀͞͝ͅͅS̷̸̛̫̼̠̤̥̻̯̺͊͒͛̾ͫͩͨ̎̍̈ͣ́͠.̡̮͓̟̭͓̳̝̲̮̯̳͛ͤ͌̅ͣ͊̕͝ ̵̴̓ͥ̀ͮ̍̿̍ͤ̏͒ͤͫ͘͡͏͉̖̺̫̪̙̠̦̻̭̬̤̻̰T̸̸̹̼̖͍̪̺͙͚̞̲̻̺̲̻̪̣̞̻̰̉̄̏ͨ͛̌̾̈̊̾̓͗̈ͤ͛̂ͦ̀Aͤ́͗ͨ͒͐̄͗ͭ̊̑̿͌͂҉̧̟̘̗͚͍̠̹̙̣͉̰͈͙̬͇̳̩̰Ļ̸̓̌͋ͤ̑̅̾͒ͭ̾ͩͪ̚҉̛͕̬̺̺͈̥͡K͑̂̅ͬ̏̾͐ͫ͏͟҉̺̹̠͕̫͙̝I̴͚͚̤̲̰͔̝̲̭̼̰͇̬̞ͯ͒͋ͩ̔̀̾ͫ̑̽̀̔ͫ̐͌̅̔̽̀͡͝N̸̛̦͖̮̳̬͕͈̗̹̺̭͍͙̬͔̥̽͋̌̓ͧ̒ͪ͋̉͐͆́͡͞ͅG̸̡͇̳̭̤͔̺͓ͩ̀͒͛̆ͪ̑ͥ̍̀̉ͩͅ ̫͕̖̻̙̩̃͐͂͒ͬͧ̃ͭ̔ͦͩ̒̑ͮͬ̿̆̃̚͡I̗͔̤͕̟̮̊ͪ͑̅̊̊͂ͮ͐ͭ̋̋͑̿͘͞S̵̡̺̦̬̻̭̥ͨ̇̇ͯ̊̿͆̎͂͗ͨ̍ͣ̇͘͟͢ ̴͕͚̬̹̟̟̭̥̺̖̞̺̳̜͒ͧ̆̓̔͑̾̀̈́͗ͦ͗̀̐̌̔̈̃̆͟͠͡͞V̷̶͉͚̤̖̤̪͔̣͖̪̯̣͕ͨ͒̏ͣ͗̔̆͐̓͆͆ͬ̚̚̕͝͝Ȇ̷̢̡̪͕̫̫ͯͬ͐̉̂̉͐ͤ̋ͦ̌͑̔̉ͨ̿͋͊͢R̴̨͎̻̟̹̪͓̩̼̾̄ͤ̍ͬ̄͂͂̄ͩͧͩ͌͐ͬ̍̾̌ͯ̀͢͡Y̶̡̹͍͓̣̭͔̖̼̦̣͍̤͖̬̜͆͊̒̅ͮ̏̒̿́̚͠ͅ ̝̹͇̰̇ͩ̏̃̉̄̍̎̔͌ͤ͊́͞G̞͎͙͈̯̠͔̳͉͔͓͉̼̰͐̉̒̆͛͛̊̀̐̋̍̉̒ͮ̓͒͢͞͡͡͞ͅȮ̈͆̀ͦͩ͛̂̑҉̗̤̭̺͇̯͖̭͇̥̣̝͈͔͚͖͞Ő̷͓̗̪̟̮̲͔̜̟ͤ̏̌͂̃͌͗̑̌̋ͧ̓͐͒͜Ḓ̴̡̠̯̻̝͚̻͚̟ͪ̈́̊ͫ̉ͬ̑,̷̸̡̜͔̹͉̻͙͙̰͓͊̈̉́ͯ̎̎ͧͩͫ̌̋,̧̢͍̜͓͇͖͐ͬ̅̾̈͛̈̓ͯ̈́ͤ́͑̓͂̈́ͦ̏̚

[ser-kingslayer]

Robb, you seem…unwell. It could be the wine though. How are you? Have you heard from Jon?

[kinginthenxrth]

j̒̏̔ͪͯ͏̫͍ő̴͙͚̓͋̐ͭ́̋̄̚n͙͍̣̫͕̩͓ͤ́̄̕͞ ̴̞͈̦̖͙͍̻̬̇ͤͯ̆̽͆ͤ̚͟j̼̱̇̓̇̉̋̎͐̃o͓̯̗̖̍ͪ̍ͯ̿̓̚͡n̺̭̖͍ͤ̍̾ͧͭ̈́͗ͧ͘͝ ̭͉̭̫̩͐ͫ̾̍̅͒͋ͮ́ͅt̸̢̫̝̬̬̲̦̜̑̉ͣ͡ȟ͋ͩ͂̎̎̃ͪ̚҉͇͇̲̺̙̝̼̺ë͗͑̈́͏̣͕͓̞̭ ̻̗̞́͆̏̏̀͝K̴̢͎͖̻ͪ̈́͛̌̎̈̾͌i̷̛̬̬͛̍̔̒̃ͥn̷̻̩̠̲͌ͩ̑̓ͤ̚͝g͈͇̮̠͓̳͇ͦ̉͒̍͛̀ ̹͖̺̫̎̾̐̐̈́́͡i̥̩̜̖͒ͮ͗͂̕ͅͅņ̺͙͔̇́͞ ̴̝̙͖͎̱͕̓̈́ͅt̩͔̤̘̓̌͋h̢̳͍̮̬̥ͭ̒́ẻ̫̜̭̙̠͕̝ͩ̉ͨ͑̍́ ͖̖͎̲̳̖̍̀ͮͣ̅N̡̰͚̹͉ͮ̅͟o̸̘͈̥͚̽ͯͨ͌̅́ͩ͘r̡̡̰͆ͣͣͦ̓̌͢t̵̠͇̮̹͔̰̼̗ͥͥ̌̆h̫̮̘̲̰̥̅ͮͪ͗̽̇͐̐͌ͅ ̢̝̞ͩ͋̿ͫ̐ ̶̱̬ͪ͛͑͐̆ͤ̔̏́͡ş̞̠̣̥͔ͥ̍͌̔͛̈w̶͙̩̪̖͊̽͑̏̉͒ͨͭe̹̟̼̩̻̯ͫ̑̔͗ͅȩ̢̯̤̦͎̭͎͈̱̈́ͩ̍ͫ̄̋̊͗͆t̥̮͙̙͙ͬ͊̎ͫ͊̇ ̗̘̥̰̝ͤl̟ͣ̊̂̔̊̉̕ȋ͖̫̻ͮ̊͐͐ͪ̀͜tͩͤ͋͏̬͕͕̝̩ͅt̛͗͌ͭ̃͐̓ͬ͡҉͇͙̟̟ͅl̻͍̭͖̯̝̫̺̾ͅë̶̵̮̖̤̰͓̰̻̔ͅ ̩̭͕͔̠͙̤̺͊̂̀b̷͈̗̤̿ͨ̀́o̞̞̲̪̺̰̣̻̠̊̃̚y̢̞̬̱̍ͬ̉̓̕͜ ̢͇̺͓̬̲͔͙̰͐̽̉̉ͬͨͭ̐ŵ̷͍̻ͬ̑͒̿̂͑̒h̘̼̺̦ͦ̂͆͐ͬ̀̌̑͛ǫ̨̖̦͍̘̪͕̋̋͢'̷̺̹̣̻̣͈̽̔̿͟s͓͙͌́ͨͮ̉ͬ̂͢ ̓ͧ҉̴̹͓͈̼p̨͇̳̗̠̪ͦ̐̑̅͘r̋̃͏̭̻̻̬ò̫̻̮̉ͨ͊͊̂ͧv̥͈͊̔͐͋͑̃ͨͨ́ë̴̢̖̖͎̱̳̝́̓̃͗͊̚͝d̡̝̍ͣͮ̓͌ͣͅ his worth

[ser-kingslayer]

Okay, you are starting to freak me out a little, Robb, and I don’t think it’s the wine. I’m waiting here, @dornishgamehen.

[dornishgamehen]

Well, I’m back… aside from the obvious, what did you want to talk about?

[ser-kingslayer]

Oh, I don’t know. I guess I should apologize for what happened at King’s Landing first. For the record, I was rooting for you.

[dornishgamehen]

Thank you, Jaime. 

I think it’s obvious enough that I’ve never been very fond of the Lannisters, but you’ve done well to distance yourself from them, especially recently. 

[ser-kingslayer]

I’m not very fond of the Lannisters either, especially recently. It’s true though, had you been alive, much of this would have been prevented I believe. I’m glad you approve of my actions though, really.

[dornishgamehen]

Fuck our mistakes.  They’ve already been made, so why dwell on them now?

[ser-kingslayer]

@kinginthenxrth and @dornishgamehen You wanted to talk?

[kinginthenxrth]

O̴̵̴̭͙̝̩̬̦̳͙͎̳̲͓̫̮̱͖̹̣̽̇ͦͭ͌ͨ̾̌ͭ̚Ḣ̷̨̪̙̰̬̠͍̤̌̾͑͊͋͛͗̏̑͂͆̈́ͯ̓ͮ̚͞ ̢̹̪͔̱̅̌̏ͥ̂̾̋͒ͥ͗ͫ̀͢Y̷̴̱̘̭̝̌̔̃̅͂ͦ̈́̒̐́͟ͅE̦̦͉̞̬̮͕͇̠̦͔͔̍ͧ̎́́̐̿͌̀ͪ̅̈̀͞͝ͅͅS̷̸̛̫̼̠̤̥̻̯̺͊͒͛̾ͫͩͨ̎̍̈ͣ́͠.̡̮͓̟̭͓̳̝̲̮̯̳͛ͤ͌̅ͣ͊̕͝ ̵̴̓ͥ̀ͮ̍̿̍ͤ̏͒ͤͫ͘͡͏͉̖̺̫̪̙̠̦̻̭̬̤̻̰T̸̸̹̼̖͍̪̺͙͚̞̲̻̺̲̻̪̣̞̻̰̉̄̏ͨ͛̌̾̈̊̾̓͗̈ͤ͛̂ͦ̀Aͤ́͗ͨ͒͐̄͗ͭ̊̑̿͌͂҉̧̟̘̗͚͍̠̹̙̣͉̰͈͙̬͇̳̩̰Ļ̸̓̌͋ͤ̑̅̾͒ͭ̾ͩͪ̚҉̛͕̬̺̺͈̥͡K͑̂̅ͬ̏̾͐ͫ͏͟҉̺̹̠͕̫͙̝I̴͚͚̤̲̰͔̝̲̭̼̰͇̬̞ͯ͒͋ͩ̔̀̾ͫ̑̽̀̔ͫ̐͌̅̔̽̀͡͝N̸̛̦͖̮̳̬͕͈̗̹̺̭͍͙̬͔̥̽͋̌̓ͧ̒ͪ͋̉͐͆́͡͞ͅG̸̡͇̳̭̤͔̺͓ͩ̀͒͛̆ͪ̑ͥ̍̀̉ͩͅ ̫͕̖̻̙̩̃͐͂͒ͬͧ̃ͭ̔ͦͩ̒̑ͮͬ̿̆̃̚͡I̗͔̤͕̟̮̊ͪ͑̅̊̊͂ͮ͐ͭ̋̋͑̿͘͞S̵̡̺̦̬̻̭̥ͨ̇̇ͯ̊̿͆̎͂͗ͨ̍ͣ̇͘͟͢ ̴͕͚̬̹̟̟̭̥̺̖̞̺̳̜͒ͧ̆̓̔͑̾̀̈́͗ͦ͗̀̐̌̔̈̃̆͟͠͡͞V̷̶͉͚̤̖̤̪͔̣͖̪̯̣͕ͨ͒̏ͣ͗̔̆͐̓͆͆ͬ̚̚̕͝͝Ȇ̷̢̡̪͕̫̫ͯͬ͐̉̂̉͐ͤ̋ͦ̌͑̔̉ͨ̿͋͊͢R̴̨͎̻̟̹̪͓̩̼̾̄ͤ̍ͬ̄͂͂̄ͩͧͩ͌͐ͬ̍̾̌ͯ̀͢͡Y̶̡̹͍͓̣̭͔̖̼̦̣͍̤͖̬̜͆͊̒̅ͮ̏̒̿́̚͠ͅ ̝̹͇̰̇ͩ̏̃̉̄̍̎̔͌ͤ͊́͞G̞͎͙͈̯̠͔̳͉͔͓͉̼̰͐̉̒̆͛͛̊̀̐̋̍̉̒ͮ̓͒͢͞͡͡͞ͅȮ̈͆̀ͦͩ͛̂̑҉̗̤̭̺͇̯͖̭͇̥̣̝͈͔͚͖͞Ő̷͓̗̪̟̮̲͔̜̟ͤ̏̌͂̃͌͗̑̌̋ͧ̓͐͒͜Ḓ̴̡̠̯̻̝͚̻͚̟ͪ̈́̊ͫ̉ͬ̑,̷̸̡̜͔̹͉̻͙͙̰͓͊̈̉́ͯ̎̎ͧͩͫ̌̋,̧̢͍̜͓͇͖͐ͬ̅̾̈͛̈̓ͯ̈́ͤ́͑̓͂̈́ͦ̏̚

[ser-kingslayer]

Robb, you seem…unwell. It could be the wine though. How are you? Have you heard from Jon?

[kinginthenxrth]

j̒̏̔ͪͯ͏̫͍ő̴͙͚̓͋̐ͭ́̋̄̚n͙͍̣̫͕̩͓ͤ́̄̕͞ ̴̞͈̦̖͙͍̻̬̇ͤͯ̆̽͆ͤ̚͟j̼̱̇̓̇̉̋̎͐̃o͓̯̗̖̍ͪ̍ͯ̿̓̚͡n̺̭̖͍ͤ̍̾ͧͭ̈́͗ͧ͘͝ ̭͉̭̫̩͐ͫ̾̍̅͒͋ͮ́ͅt̸̢̫̝̬̬̲̦̜̑̉ͣ͡ȟ͋ͩ͂̎̎̃ͪ̚҉͇͇̲̺̙̝̼̺ë͗͑̈́͏̣͕͓̞̭ ̻̗̞́͆̏̏̀͝K̴̢͎͖̻ͪ̈́͛̌̎̈̾͌i̷̛̬̬͛̍̔̒̃ͥn̷̻̩̠̲͌ͩ̑̓ͤ̚͝g͈͇̮̠͓̳͇ͦ̉͒̍͛̀ ̹͖̺̫̎̾̐̐̈́́͡i̥̩̜̖͒ͮ͗͂̕ͅͅņ̺͙͔̇́͞ ̴̝̙͖͎̱͕̓̈́ͅt̩͔̤̘̓̌͋h̢̳͍̮̬̥ͭ̒́ẻ̫̜̭̙̠͕̝ͩ̉ͨ͑̍́ ͖̖͎̲̳̖̍̀ͮͣ̅N̡̰͚̹͉ͮ̅͟o̸̘͈̥͚̽ͯͨ͌̅́ͩ͘r̡̡̰͆ͣͣͦ̓̌͢t̵̠͇̮̹͔̰̼̗ͥͥ̌̆h̫̮̘̲̰̥̅ͮͪ͗̽̇͐̐͌ͅ ̢̝̞ͩ͋̿ͫ̐ ̶̱̬ͪ͛͑͐̆ͤ̔̏́͡ş̞̠̣̥͔ͥ̍͌̔͛̈w̶͙̩̪̖͊̽͑̏̉͒ͨͭe̹̟̼̩̻̯ͫ̑̔͗ͅȩ̢̯̤̦͎̭͎͈̱̈́ͩ̍ͫ̄̋̊͗͆t̥̮͙̙͙ͬ͊̎ͫ͊̇ ̗̘̥̰̝ͤl̟ͣ̊̂̔̊̉̕ȋ͖̫̻ͮ̊͐͐ͪ̀͜tͩͤ͋͏̬͕͕̝̩ͅt̛͗͌ͭ̃͐̓ͬ͡҉͇͙̟̟ͅl̻͍̭͖̯̝̫̺̾ͅë̶̵̮̖̤̰͓̰̻̔ͅ ̩̭͕͔̠͙̤̺͊̂̀b̷͈̗̤̿ͨ̀́o̞̞̲̪̺̰̣̻̠̊̃̚y̢̞̬̱̍ͬ̉̓̕͜ ̢͇̺͓̬̲͔͙̰͐̽̉̉ͬͨͭ̐ŵ̷͍̻ͬ̑͒̿̂͑̒h̘̼̺̦ͦ̂͆͐ͬ̀̌̑͛ǫ̨̖̦͍̘̪͕̋̋͢'̷̺̹̣̻̣͈̽̔̿͟s͓͙͌́ͨͮ̉ͬ̂͢ ̓ͧ҉̴̹͓͈̼p̨͇̳̗̠̪ͦ̐̑̅͘r̋̃͏̭̻̻̬ò̫̻̮̉ͨ͊͊̂ͧv̥͈͊̔͐͋͑̃ͨͨ́ë̴̢̖̖͎̱̳̝́̓̃͗͊̚͝d̡̝̍ͣͮ̓͌ͣͅ his worth

[ser-kingslayer]

Okay, you are starting to freak me out a little, Robb, and I don’t think it’s the wine. I’m waiting here, @dornishgamehen.

[dornishgamehen]

Well, I’m back… aside from the obvious, what did you want to talk about?

[ser-kingslayer]

Oh, I don’t know. I guess I should apologize for what happened at King’s Landing first. For the record, I was rooting for you.

[dornishgamehen]

Thank you, Jaime. 

I think it’s obvious enough that I’ve never been very fond of the Lannisters, but you’ve done well to distance yourself from them, especially recently. 

[ser-kingslayer]

@kinginthenxrth and @dornishgamehen You wanted to talk?

[kinginthenxrth]

O̴̵̴̭͙̝̩̬̦̳͙͎̳̲͓̫̮̱͖̹̣̽̇ͦͭ͌ͨ̾̌ͭ̚Ḣ̷̨̪̙̰̬̠͍̤̌̾͑͊͋͛͗̏̑͂͆̈́ͯ̓ͮ̚͞ ̢̹̪͔̱̅̌̏ͥ̂̾̋͒ͥ͗ͫ̀͢Y̷̴̱̘̭̝̌̔̃̅͂ͦ̈́̒̐́͟ͅE̦̦͉̞̬̮͕͇̠̦͔͔̍ͧ̎́́̐̿͌̀ͪ̅̈̀͞͝ͅͅS̷̸̛̫̼̠̤̥̻̯̺͊͒͛̾ͫͩͨ̎̍̈ͣ́͠.̡̮͓̟̭͓̳̝̲̮̯̳͛ͤ͌̅ͣ͊̕͝ ̵̴̓ͥ̀ͮ̍̿̍ͤ̏͒ͤͫ͘͡͏͉̖̺̫̪̙̠̦̻̭̬̤̻̰T̸̸̹̼̖͍̪̺͙͚̞̲̻̺̲̻̪̣̞̻̰̉̄̏ͨ͛̌̾̈̊̾̓͗̈ͤ͛̂ͦ̀Aͤ́͗ͨ͒͐̄͗ͭ̊̑̿͌͂҉̧̟̘̗͚͍̠̹̙̣͉̰͈͙̬͇̳̩̰Ļ̸̓̌͋ͤ̑̅̾͒ͭ̾ͩͪ̚҉̛͕̬̺̺͈̥͡K͑̂̅ͬ̏̾͐ͫ͏͟҉̺̹̠͕̫͙̝I̴͚͚̤̲̰͔̝̲̭̼̰͇̬̞ͯ͒͋ͩ̔̀̾ͫ̑̽̀̔ͫ̐͌̅̔̽̀͡͝N̸̛̦͖̮̳̬͕͈̗̹̺̭͍͙̬͔̥̽͋̌̓ͧ̒ͪ͋̉͐͆́͡͞ͅG̸̡͇̳̭̤͔̺͓ͩ̀͒͛̆ͪ̑ͥ̍̀̉ͩͅ ̫͕̖̻̙̩̃͐͂͒ͬͧ̃ͭ̔ͦͩ̒̑ͮͬ̿̆̃̚͡I̗͔̤͕̟̮̊ͪ͑̅̊̊͂ͮ͐ͭ̋̋͑̿͘͞S̵̡̺̦̬̻̭̥ͨ̇̇ͯ̊̿͆̎͂͗ͨ̍ͣ̇͘͟͢ ̴͕͚̬̹̟̟̭̥̺̖̞̺̳̜͒ͧ̆̓̔͑̾̀̈́͗ͦ͗̀̐̌̔̈̃̆͟͠͡͞V̷̶͉͚̤̖̤̪͔̣͖̪̯̣͕ͨ͒̏ͣ͗̔̆͐̓͆͆ͬ̚̚̕͝͝Ȇ̷̢̡̪͕̫̫ͯͬ͐̉̂̉͐ͤ̋ͦ̌͑̔̉ͨ̿͋͊͢R̴̨͎̻̟̹̪͓̩̼̾̄ͤ̍ͬ̄͂͂̄ͩͧͩ͌͐ͬ̍̾̌ͯ̀͢͡Y̶̡̹͍͓̣̭͔̖̼̦̣͍̤͖̬̜͆͊̒̅ͮ̏̒̿́̚͠ͅ ̝̹͇̰̇ͩ̏̃̉̄̍̎̔͌ͤ͊́͞G̞͎͙͈̯̠͔̳͉͔͓͉̼̰͐̉̒̆͛͛̊̀̐̋̍̉̒ͮ̓͒͢͞͡͡͞ͅȮ̈͆̀ͦͩ͛̂̑҉̗̤̭̺͇̯͖̭͇̥̣̝͈͔͚͖͞Ő̷͓̗̪̟̮̲͔̜̟ͤ̏̌͂̃͌͗̑̌̋ͧ̓͐͒͜Ḓ̴̡̠̯̻̝͚̻͚̟ͪ̈́̊ͫ̉ͬ̑,̷̸̡̜͔̹͉̻͙͙̰͓͊̈̉́ͯ̎̎ͧͩͫ̌̋,̧̢͍̜͓͇͖͐ͬ̅̾̈͛̈̓ͯ̈́ͤ́͑̓͂̈́ͦ̏̚

[ser-kingslayer]

Robb, you seem…unwell. It could be the wine though. How are you? Have you heard from Jon?

[kinginthenxrth]

j̒̏̔ͪͯ͏̫͍ő̴͙͚̓͋̐ͭ́̋̄̚n͙͍̣̫͕̩͓ͤ́̄̕͞ ̴̞͈̦̖͙͍̻̬̇ͤͯ̆̽͆ͤ̚͟j̼̱̇̓̇̉̋̎͐̃o͓̯̗̖̍ͪ̍ͯ̿̓̚͡n̺̭̖͍ͤ̍̾ͧͭ̈́͗ͧ͘͝ ̭͉̭̫̩͐ͫ̾̍̅͒͋ͮ́ͅt̸̢̫̝̬̬̲̦̜̑̉ͣ͡ȟ͋ͩ͂̎̎̃ͪ̚҉͇͇̲̺̙̝̼̺ë͗͑̈́͏̣͕͓̞̭ ̻̗̞́͆̏̏̀͝K̴̢͎͖̻ͪ̈́͛̌̎̈̾͌i̷̛̬̬͛̍̔̒̃ͥn̷̻̩̠̲͌ͩ̑̓ͤ̚͝g͈͇̮̠͓̳͇ͦ̉͒̍͛̀ ̹͖̺̫̎̾̐̐̈́́͡i̥̩̜̖͒ͮ͗͂̕ͅͅņ̺͙͔̇́͞ ̴̝̙͖͎̱͕̓̈́ͅt̩͔̤̘̓̌͋h̢̳͍̮̬̥ͭ̒́ẻ̫̜̭̙̠͕̝ͩ̉ͨ͑̍́ ͖̖͎̲̳̖̍̀ͮͣ̅N̡̰͚̹͉ͮ̅͟o̸̘͈̥͚̽ͯͨ͌̅́ͩ͘r̡̡̰͆ͣͣͦ̓̌͢t̵̠͇̮̹͔̰̼̗ͥͥ̌̆h̫̮̘̲̰̥̅ͮͪ͗̽̇͐̐͌ͅ ̢̝̞ͩ͋̿ͫ̐ ̶̱̬ͪ͛͑͐̆ͤ̔̏́͡ş̞̠̣̥͔ͥ̍͌̔͛̈w̶͙̩̪̖͊̽͑̏̉͒ͨͭe̹̟̼̩̻̯ͫ̑̔͗ͅȩ̢̯̤̦͎̭͎͈̱̈́ͩ̍ͫ̄̋̊͗͆t̥̮͙̙͙ͬ͊̎ͫ͊̇ ̗̘̥̰̝ͤl̟ͣ̊̂̔̊̉̕ȋ͖̫̻ͮ̊͐͐ͪ̀͜tͩͤ͋͏̬͕͕̝̩ͅt̛͗͌ͭ̃͐̓ͬ͡҉͇͙̟̟ͅl̻͍̭͖̯̝̫̺̾ͅë̶̵̮̖̤̰͓̰̻̔ͅ ̩̭͕͔̠͙̤̺͊̂̀b̷͈̗̤̿ͨ̀́o̞̞̲̪̺̰̣̻̠̊̃̚y̢̞̬̱̍ͬ̉̓̕͜ ̢͇̺͓̬̲͔͙̰͐̽̉̉ͬͨͭ̐ŵ̷͍̻ͬ̑͒̿̂͑̒h̘̼̺̦ͦ̂͆͐ͬ̀̌̑͛ǫ̨̖̦͍̘̪͕̋̋͢'̷̺̹̣̻̣͈̽̔̿͟s͓͙͌́ͨͮ̉ͬ̂͢ ̓ͧ҉̴̹͓͈̼p̨͇̳̗̠̪ͦ̐̑̅͘r̋̃͏̭̻̻̬ò̫̻̮̉ͨ͊͊̂ͧv̥͈͊̔͐͋͑̃ͨͨ́ë̴̢̖̖͎̱̳̝́̓̃͗͊̚͝d̡̝̍ͣͮ̓͌ͣͅ his worth

[ser-kingslayer]

Okay, you are starting to freak me out a little, Robb, and I don’t think it’s the wine. I’m waiting here, @dornishgamehen.

[dornishgamehen]

Well, I’m back... aside from the obvious, what did you want to talk about?

[ser-kingslayer]

@kinginthenxrth and @dornishgamehen You wanted to talk?

[kinginthenxrth]

O̴̵̴̭͙̝̩̬̦̳͙͎̳̲͓̫̮̱͖̹̣̽̇ͦͭ͌ͨ̾̌ͭ̚Ḣ̷̨̪̙̰̬̠͍̤̌̾͑͊͋͛͗̏̑͂͆̈́ͯ̓ͮ̚͞ ̢̹̪͔̱̅̌̏ͥ̂̾̋͒ͥ͗ͫ̀͢Y̷̴̱̘̭̝̌̔̃̅͂ͦ̈́̒̐́͟ͅE̦̦͉̞̬̮͕͇̠̦͔͔̍ͧ̎́́̐̿͌̀ͪ̅̈̀͞͝ͅͅS̷̸̛̫̼̠̤̥̻̯̺͊͒͛̾ͫͩͨ̎̍̈ͣ́͠.̡̮͓̟̭͓̳̝̲̮̯̳͛ͤ͌̅ͣ͊̕͝ ̵̴̓ͥ̀ͮ̍̿̍ͤ̏͒ͤͫ͘͡͏͉̖̺̫̪̙̠̦̻̭̬̤̻̰T̸̸̹̼̖͍̪̺͙͚̞̲̻̺̲̻̪̣̞̻̰̉̄̏ͨ͛̌̾̈̊̾̓͗̈ͤ͛̂ͦ̀Aͤ́͗ͨ͒͐̄͗ͭ̊̑̿͌͂҉̧̟̘̗͚͍̠̹̙̣͉̰͈͙̬͇̳̩̰Ļ̸̓̌͋ͤ̑̅̾͒ͭ̾ͩͪ̚҉̛͕̬̺̺͈̥͡K͑̂̅ͬ̏̾͐ͫ͏͟҉̺̹̠͕̫͙̝I̴͚͚̤̲̰͔̝̲̭̼̰͇̬̞ͯ͒͋ͩ̔̀̾ͫ̑̽̀̔ͫ̐͌̅̔̽̀͡͝N̸̛̦͖̮̳̬͕͈̗̹̺̭͍͙̬͔̥̽͋̌̓ͧ̒ͪ͋̉͐͆́͡͞ͅG̸̡͇̳̭̤͔̺͓ͩ̀͒͛̆ͪ̑ͥ̍̀̉ͩͅ ̫͕̖̻̙̩̃͐͂͒ͬͧ̃ͭ̔ͦͩ̒̑ͮͬ̿̆̃̚͡I̗͔̤͕̟̮̊ͪ͑̅̊̊͂ͮ͐ͭ̋̋͑̿͘͞S̵̡̺̦̬̻̭̥ͨ̇̇ͯ̊̿͆̎͂͗ͨ̍ͣ̇͘͟͢ ̴͕͚̬̹̟̟̭̥̺̖̞̺̳̜͒ͧ̆̓̔͑̾̀̈́͗ͦ͗̀̐̌̔̈̃̆͟͠͡͞V̷̶͉͚̤̖̤̪͔̣͖̪̯̣͕ͨ͒̏ͣ͗̔̆͐̓͆͆ͬ̚̚̕͝͝Ȇ̷̢̡̪͕̫̫ͯͬ͐̉̂̉͐ͤ̋ͦ̌͑̔̉ͨ̿͋͊͢R̴̨͎̻̟̹̪͓̩̼̾̄ͤ̍ͬ̄͂͂̄ͩͧͩ͌͐ͬ̍̾̌ͯ̀͢͡Y̶̡̹͍͓̣̭͔̖̼̦̣͍̤͖̬̜͆͊̒̅ͮ̏̒̿́̚͠ͅ ̝̹͇̰̇ͩ̏̃̉̄̍̎̔͌ͤ͊́͞G̞͎͙͈̯̠͔̳͉͔͓͉̼̰͐̉̒̆͛͛̊̀̐̋̍̉̒ͮ̓͒͢͞͡͡͞ͅȮ̈͆̀ͦͩ͛̂̑҉̗̤̭̺͇̯͖̭͇̥̣̝͈͔͚͖͞Ő̷͓̗̪̟̮̲͔̜̟ͤ̏̌͂̃͌͗̑̌̋ͧ̓͐͒͜Ḓ̴̡̠̯̻̝͚̻͚̟ͪ̈́̊ͫ̉ͬ̑,̷̸̡̜͔̹͉̻͙͙̰͓͊̈̉́ͯ̎̎ͧͩͫ̌̋,̧̢͍̜͓͇͖͐ͬ̅̾̈͛̈̓ͯ̈́ͤ́͑̓͂̈́ͦ̏̚

[ser-kingslayer]

Robb, you seem…unwell. It could be the wine though. How are you? Have you heard from Jon?

[dornishgamehen]

I’ve got my cat back but, you know, on second thought, I think I’m going to take her back to the boat...

[kinginthenxrth]

@stannissucks

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MARRIAGE,,

[aegcn]

thANKS but I’m not married yet roob do you want this cat????

[kinginthenxrth]

I KNOW,,

THE CAT KNOWS TOO

THE CAT KNOWS

THE TRUTH,,

[aegcn]

WHAT ARE YOU DOInG WHY ARE HER EYES GLOWiNG rOBB STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!11!!!!!!!!

[kinginthenxrth]

A̓̓ͭͨͮ̐̇̂̔ͭ̎ͥ̓̅̿ͤ̾͏̶̦̺̯̤̼̹̪̳́͢͢Ḧ̡́̓ͩ̇̈̿ͯ̑ͫ̇̿̐ͥ͌͜͏̡̧̝͈̘̜͕͓̲͚̮̹͇̜̹̤A̧͇̻̭̻͎̜͐́̍ͧ̌̿̌̃̒͑ͧ̉̋́͢͟H̸̠̮̥̤̯̘̼ͭ͌ͩ͐ͣ̎͡Ḩ̰͍͙͉̞̥͖̪̤͆̉́́̐ͣͧ͑͋̎͊ͪ͐ͩ̌͂͟͡Å̵̶͍͔̱̬̊̊ͨ̎́̉ͫ͊̆H̨̲̭͕̺ͪͬ̅͗̔͝H̑͐ͫ̀ͣ̎̾ͨ̾̒̾ͮ͏̨̞̲̰̜̳̹͔̼̯͉̟̠̟̱̤̦͘͞͞ͅA̷̩̦̱̮̖̖̻͖̼̼̱͛̒̑͂ͥ̓̓̓̒̋͌̿ͣ́͘̕Ȟ̵̸̻̦̣ͣ̏͊ͭ͆̅̄ͮ̈̊̽̿͘ͅÅͮͦ̔ͥ̌͒̏́͐͌ͣ̿̄̎̃̏҉͏̴̜̬̮͚͖̥͓͇̟̝̫̩̗̫̼͜ͅͅA̷ͭͩ̈́̉̾ͯ͏̴̠̗̘̣̬̱͚̲̼͟ͅͅĄ̶̬̥͎̮̠̙̻̩̭̲͖̱̼͔̬̙̜̪̽͗͆̎̂ͯ̈̌ͣͤ́͟͞H̶̹͎̥̜̼̱̞͔̹͚̲͆͑̓̊ͭͣ̐̀̕͝H̵̢̛̲̠̣̬͎̪̣̣̘̺̤̓̉̂ͧͤ̊͆̂͆ͯͫ̑̅̇̊͌͌̎́͡ͅͅH̴̡̡̨̛̗̠̝̟͖̗̞͖̣͕͚̞͖͒̉ͭͧ̊ͨ̉̌̓̋̎ͪͥͬͤ̔Ḁ̶̵͔̦̭͎̥̙̪̬̺͇̳̦̊̑̽͌ͥ͠ͅͅHͪ̆̿͂̌̾ͫ͛ͯ̄͌͏̷̵̗͎̬̙̺̦̰͙̪͎͕̭̻̪̱̠̩͖̀͢Ă̡ͥ̓ͭ̂̽̅͌̏̀̔̈ͤ̈́͋̈́͏̸̡̞̝̮͕̞̠̗̖͇͙̺̟͎̮̰̟̥͖̀H̵̨̛ͮ̏͗ͮͩ̔́́̿͌ͨ̊̅̈́̓̂̐̍͏̙̥̞̠͙̙̤̣̘͖ͅȦͤ̒͌̉ͪ͊ͤ̿̈́̎ͤ̑̏̒̑̚͟҉̛̬̰̱̰͈̖̬̰̱͓̟͉̀ͅ

[dornishgamehen]

See, look what you did.  She hasn’t done this in so long and now it’s back.

[kinginthenxrth]

@stannissucks

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MARRIAGE,,

[aegcn]

thANKS but I’m not married yet roob do you want this cat????

[dornishgamehen]

GIVE ME MY CAT.

[ser-kingslayer]

@renlysucks @stannissucks @rhaegarsucks @roses-bloom-again @davosshorthand Really?

@dornishgamehen @kinginthenxrth Anyone of sound mind care to share a drink and have a chat?

[dornishgamehen]

That sounds completely delightful and I will totally be up for it once I get Renly to give me my damn cat back before she she ends up ritualistically murdered by Stannis.

[aegcn]

@dornishgamehen I’m sorry i replACED CAPTAIN MARIMBA with a small shruB and u didn’t notiCE and i have her she is safe and she loves me more than u alsO LORAS @roses-bloom-again YOU KICK RAMSAY’S  ASS BAbby and you get stannis next for threatening the precious kitten

[dornishgamehen]

Renly, I love you, but I’m going to need you to quit stealing my cat. 

[aegcn]

okay I found Captain Mamba + Oberyn @dornishgamehen liKE 10 minutes ago I think I won???

[roses-bloom-again]

if u won u would be in the castle i think u just wandered back to the beginning

[aegcn]

……fuck. come get meeeee???? alsO i think stannis set the maze on fire when he was yelling “BURN THE WITCH” and ramsay is the witch sO

[dornishgamehen]

Since I seem to be about 95% less drunk than everyone else here (which is a complete shame), I can help you to the end?  Captain Mamba is particularly good at mazes.

[renlysucks-deactivated20161008]

Uor not drunk so you cannot helps! Cheating!

[davosshorthand-deactivated20190]

but he has a kitty!

[renlysucks-deactivated20161008]

SET KITTY TO FIREDEEEEEEE

TRIBUTE TO LORD OF LIGHT TO HELPS US WINNNN

[davosshorthand-deactivated20190]

nOOOOOO captan marimba is wondergul captain

[dornishgamehen]

Okay, hear me out.  You set my cat on fire, I will physically remind you that I almost beat The Mountain in one on one combat.

[aegcn]

okay I found Captain Mamba + Oberyn @dornishgamehen liKE 10 minutes ago I think I won???

[roses-bloom-again]

if u won u would be in the castle i think u just wandered back to the beginning

[aegcn]

……fuck. come get meeeee???? alsO i think stannis set the maze on fire when he was yelling “BURN THE WITCH” and ramsay is the witch sO

[dornishgamehen]

Since I seem to be about 95% less drunk than everyone else here (which is a complete shame), I can help you to the end?  Captain Mamba is particularly good at mazes.

[dornishgamehen]

Captain Mamba and I heard that there was a wedding going on tomorrow so we docked the Dornish Party Boat™ and came to check things out and is seems like the party has already started.

sits back with his cat to drink wine and watch the shit show

[aegcn]

Ramsay, Wylla, Stannis' shadow demon/baby Oberyn, Robb, Jon

what the fuck is this okay

Fuck: Ramsay (ugh, again, yuck)Marry: Wylla (I guess)Kill: Stannis’ shadow demon/babyFuck: JonMarry: RobbKill: Oberyn…….by smothering his face with my ass ;) 

[dornishgamehen]

I feel like it’s cheating to use actual events to answer these…

[aegcn]

my gods, Oberyn, my gods. you would eat my ass and tell. 

[dornishgamehen]

Dead Oberyn Martell aka Dornish Boo

[aegcn]

Ramsay, Wylla, Stannis' shadow demon/baby Oberyn, Robb, Jon

what the fuck is this okay

Fuck: Ramsay (ugh, again, yuck)Marry: Wylla (I guess)Kill: Stannis’ shadow demon/babyFuck: JonMarry: RobbKill: Oberyn…….by smothering his face with my ass ;) 

[dornishgamehen]

I feel like it’s cheating to use actual events to answer these...

[thebearofhighgarden]

Has anyone seen @red-direwolf around? It’s disturbingly quiet without her incessant bickering at me and it’s kinda freaking me out.

[red-direwolf]

I got off at the last stop, I guess no one noticed.

[thebearofhighgarden]

Oh……..where are you going?

[red-direwolf]

To Old Town to ask if the North can receive new maesters for the winter. I left a note, did you not get it?

[thebearofhighgarden]

No, I didn’t get it, where did you leave it?

[red-direwolf]

In the kitchen, but I guess you guys haven’t left the bedroom. How are you guys still alive, I mean they don’t have to eat (cause they be dead), but you still have to.

[dornishgamehen]

I make sure that my guests are well cared for.  Wylla has had plenty to eat, though it may be true that most of our time on the Dornish Party Boat™ has been spent in the bedroom.