D'oh! Or Donut

i write fics, theorize, overanalyze, and draw fanart of a 30+ year old franchise — {sfw} [may have some foul language]

[dothebartman1990]

I've been wanting to collect vintage Simpsons merch for a while now (mostly Bartmania items), but I have no idea where to start

[simpscreens]

[dothebartman1990]

what a bloody mood

[mashpotatoe]

i lvoe them…. i low key hc skinner as asexual tbh  (screen from S8E19)

[simpscreens]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

“The Simpsons” was cancelled in 1998. Nobody knows where the new episodes are coming from or how they make it to TV.

[dothebartman1990]

friendly reminder that in season 30 episode 11 abe kisses a guy, then says he's as straight as gomer pyle... and hangs a picture of the guy on his wall and dreams about his army men (modeled after him) dancing and making out. The post credits scene has a bunch of pictures of them spending time together. So, naturally, ABE SIMPSON GAY/BI CONFIRMED!

[dothebartman1990]

flanders' ladder (season 29, last episode) is honestly so satisfying that i'm wondering if i should even watch season 30

[dothebartman1990]

I've been trying all day to imitate Nancy Cartwright's vocal sound effects and so far all I can do is the pacifier noise and a shaky impression of a dripping faucet... This is: tricky

[dothebartman1990]

Don't listen to them, Disney! Their name is consequence of sound, for crying out loud! (but tbh kinda hoping Disney tries to add at least a tiny touch of the classic heart back to the Simpsons—without completely overdoing it... that's how they can make it more valuable)

[dothebartman1990]

for those of you who've only watched the early seasons of the simpsons, i'm currently working on making a list of some of the episodes i consider favorites (or at the very least, pretty good)—including the old ones, in case there are any newcomers

[chelsamander]

[speremint]

thanks this has been hell

i’ll post real art and not meme-y bullshit later i swear

[carcinogenical]

lotsa burns and one smither

sorry smithers

[tofu-beifong]

some of you have never hyperfixated on a show/franchise so hard that any mention of it in your vicinity sets you vibrating at the speed of sound and it shows

[incorrectsimpsonsquotes]

Homer: COME ON DORA YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE MAP DON’T ASK ME!

[incorrectsimpsonsquotes]

Bart: You want some toast? I bet you do!

Homer: Please add some Jam and Butter too

Bart: we’re out of grape so sad! It’s all your fault you bad dad!

Homer: You know what son?

Bart: What?

Homer: YOU GOT NERVE

[incorrectsimpsonsquotes]

Bart: Oh sorry I fell asleep while I was on you to make me a sandwich

Lisa: Go back to sleep and starve