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@doubleawart22
This account may or may not be shutting down so if it is, id just like to say thanks for everything o7
@weirdestarrow @battleofbunkerhill @aloha-from-angel @lostislandsketches @sane-human @ask-the-usa-manor @your-local-redcoat @grandmaash98 @de-beano-of-loneliness
and bucky, dean, and others who I couldn't ping thanks, everyone
It’s sad knowing the future, and what will happen to you
"A fortune teller? Will I become a 'thriving' country?" Hawaii asked excitedly. "What is future me like?"
Less happy lol
at least it isnt as bad as it could be.
Hmm, I feel as if I've been being too mean to Wisconsin lately... So I'll spend time with my Mother instead Hi Minnesota, how are ya?
“Hey, kid! I’m doing well, just planning stuff for Wisconsin’s cheese intervention,” Minnesota explained, “And by ‘planning’ I mean making bets on who she's going to disembowel first when she hears that we’re taking away her cheese.”
“Five dollars on Missouri!” Nevada chimed in a sing-song voice, waving the money in the air.
Can i join? :>
“Sure!” Minnesota agreed, patting the spot next to her on the couch, “Makes things more interesting!”
“Alright, everyone!” Iowa started, getting everybody’s attention, “Connie’s going to be home soon! Remember what we went over, stick to the script, and remember to— Colorado, are you high?”
Colorado lazily gave Iowa finger guns, “As a kite, my guy.”
“At your sister’s intervention?”
“Are you really surprised about that?”
“...Not really, but—”
“Hey guys!” Wisconsin greeted, waltzing in and catching everyone off guard.
“I— UH— WE FLUSHED YOUR CHEESE STASH WITHOUT REMORSE YOU FILTHY ADDICT!” Iowa panicked.
“...What?” Wisconsin asked, her cheery tone turning murderous.
“‘Stick to the script’ he said, ‘we have to do this carefully’ he said,” Illinois mocked, ripping up the script Iowa wrote for him.
“I mean… Uh…” Iowa stuttered, trying to think of a way to get out of being disemboweled, “...Welcome to Awart’s intervention!”
..EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK-?! I don't need no goddamned intervention! Hell, you don't even know anything about me.
“Awart, we know about your unhealthy addiction to...” Iowa glanced around the room until he spotted an object, “...Lamps.”
“Lamps?” Wisconsin asked with a head tilt.
“Er… Yes,” Iowa nodded.
“Lamps?”
“Please stop being insensitive, the boy’s struggling.”
“How so?”
“His room is filled to the brim with them,” South Dakota played along.
“Grinds them up. Snorts ‘em,” North Dakota said at the same time.
“Uh... Yeah, both of those things,” Iowa nodded.
“Wow, sounds serious,” Wisconsin frowned.
“A lamp addiction?” Illinois harshly whispered to Iowa, “There’s a literal pot addict in the room and you went with the lamp addiction cover story?”
“Shut up,” Iowa whispered back.
Struggling? You wanna see struggling?! Jumps at Iowa, intending to punch him ILL SHOW YOU STRUGGLING YOU LITTLE SHIT-
“HOLY CRAP, HE MUST REALLY LIKE HIS LAMPS!” Wisconsin exclaimed, struggling to hold back Awart with Illinois.
“So can you get high by snorting lamp dust? Does it depend on the lamp or...?” Colorado asked casually, not stepping in to help at all.
Illinois shot a judgemental look towards him, “‘Rado, in the nicest way possible, please shut the hell up.”
LAMPS?! I DONT LIKE LAMPS YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS- LET ME AT HIM OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD ILL KILL YOU BOTH!
“So lamp is a psychotic drug!” Colorado noted, “Cool, cool.”
“If we let you go you're going to kill us anyway,” Illinois remarked, “Sooo...”
“We should send him to rehab!” Wisconsin cheerfully suggested.
“I- No,” Minnesota said, “We’re not doing that.”
Flips Illinois over and smacks Wisconsin FUCK YOU BOTH >:(
Hmm, I feel as if I've been being too mean to Wisconsin lately... So I'll spend time with my Mother instead Hi Minnesota, how are ya?
“Hey, kid! I’m doing well, just planning stuff for Wisconsin’s cheese intervention,” Minnesota explained, “And by ‘planning’ I mean making bets on who she's going to disembowel first when she hears that we’re taking away her cheese.”
“Five dollars on Missouri!” Nevada chimed in a sing-song voice, waving the money in the air.
Can i join? :>
“Sure!” Minnesota agreed, patting the spot next to her on the couch, “Makes things more interesting!”
“Alright, everyone!” Iowa started, getting everybody’s attention, “Connie’s going to be home soon! Remember what we went over, stick to the script, and remember to— Colorado, are you high?”
Colorado lazily gave Iowa finger guns, “As a kite, my guy.”
“At your sister’s intervention?”
“Are you really surprised about that?”
“...Not really, but—”
“Hey guys!” Wisconsin greeted, waltzing in and catching everyone off guard.
“I— UH— WE FLUSHED YOUR CHEESE STASH WITHOUT REMORSE YOU FILTHY ADDICT!” Iowa panicked.
“...What?” Wisconsin asked, her cheery tone turning murderous.
“‘Stick to the script’ he said, ‘we have to do this carefully’ he said,” Illinois mocked, ripping up the script Iowa wrote for him.
“I mean… Uh…” Iowa stuttered, trying to think of a way to get out of being disemboweled, “...Welcome to Awart’s intervention!”
..EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK-?! I don't need no goddamned intervention! Hell, you don't even know anything about me.
“Awart, we know about your unhealthy addiction to...” Iowa glanced around the room until he spotted an object, “...Lamps.”
“Lamps?” Wisconsin asked with a head tilt.
“Er… Yes,” Iowa nodded.
“Lamps?”
“Please stop being insensitive, the boy’s struggling.”
“How so?”
“His room is filled to the brim with them,” South Dakota played along.
“Grinds them up. Snorts ‘em,” North Dakota said at the same time.
“Uh... Yeah, both of those things,” Iowa nodded.
“Wow, sounds serious,” Wisconsin frowned.
“A lamp addiction?” Illinois harshly whispered to Iowa, “There’s a literal pot addict in the room and you went with the lamp addiction cover story?”
“Shut up,” Iowa whispered back.
Struggling? You wanna see struggling?! Jumps at Iowa, intending to punch him ILL SHOW YOU STRUGGLING YOU LITTLE SHIT-
“HOLY CRAP, HE MUST REALLY LIKE HIS LAMPS!” Wisconsin exclaimed, struggling to hold back Awart with Illinois.
“So can you get high by snorting lamp dust? Does it depend on the lamp or...?” Colorado asked casually, not stepping in to help at all.
Illinois shot a judgemental look towards him, “‘Rado, in the nicest way possible, please shut the hell up.”
LAMPS?! I DONT LIKE LAMPS YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS- LET ME AT HIM OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD ILL KILL YOU BOTH!
Hmm, I feel as if I've been being too mean to Wisconsin lately... So I'll spend time with my Mother instead Hi Minnesota, how are ya?
“Hey, kid! I’m doing well, just planning stuff for Wisconsin’s cheese intervention,” Minnesota explained, “And by ‘planning’ I mean making bets on who she's going to disembowel first when she hears that we’re taking away her cheese.”
“Five dollars on Missouri!” Nevada chimed in a sing-song voice, waving the money in the air.
Can i join? :>
“Sure!” Minnesota agreed, patting the spot next to her on the couch, “Makes things more interesting!”
“Alright, everyone!” Iowa started, getting everybody’s attention, “Connie’s going to be home soon! Remember what we went over, stick to the script, and remember to— Colorado, are you high?”
Colorado lazily gave Iowa finger guns, “As a kite, my guy.”
“At your sister’s intervention?”
“Are you really surprised about that?”
“...Not really, but—”
“Hey guys!” Wisconsin greeted, waltzing in and catching everyone off guard.
“I— UH— WE FLUSHED YOUR CHEESE STASH WITHOUT REMORSE YOU FILTHY ADDICT!” Iowa panicked.
“...What?” Wisconsin asked, her cheery tone turning murderous.
“‘Stick to the script’ he said, ‘we have to do this carefully’ he said,” Illinois mocked, ripping up the script Iowa wrote for him.
“I mean… Uh…” Iowa stuttered, trying to think of a way to get out of being disemboweled, “...Welcome to Awart’s intervention!”
..EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK-?! I don't need no goddamned intervention! Hell, you don't even know anything about me.
“Awart, we know about your unhealthy addiction to...” Iowa glanced around the room until he spotted an object, “...Lamps.”
“Lamps?” Wisconsin asked with a head tilt.
“Er… Yes,” Iowa nodded.
“Lamps?”
“Please stop being insensitive, the boy’s struggling.”
“How so?”
“His room is filled to the brim with them,” South Dakota played along.
“Grinds them up. Snorts ‘em,” North Dakota said at the same time.
“Uh... Yeah, both of those things,” Iowa nodded.
“Wow, sounds serious,” Wisconsin frowned.
“A lamp addiction?” Illinois harshly whispered to Iowa, “There’s a literal pot addict in the room and you went with the lamp addiction cover story?”
“Shut up,” Iowa whispered back.
Struggling? You wanna see struggling?! Jumps at Iowa, intending to punch him ILL SHOW YOU STRUGGLING YOU LITTLE SHIT-
Hmm, I feel as if I've been being too mean to Wisconsin lately... So I'll spend time with my Mother instead Hi Minnesota, how are ya?
“Hey, kid! I’m doing well, just planning stuff for Wisconsin’s cheese intervention,” Minnesota explained, “And by ‘planning’ I mean making bets on who she's going to disembowel first when she hears that we’re taking away her cheese.”
“Five dollars on Missouri!” Nevada chimed in a sing-song voice, waving the money in the air.
Can i join? :>
“Sure!” Minnesota agreed, patting the spot next to her on the couch, “Makes things more interesting!”
“Alright, everyone!” Iowa started, getting everybody’s attention, “Connie’s going to be home soon! Remember what we went over, stick to the script, and remember to— Colorado, are you high?”
Colorado lazily gave Iowa finger guns, “As a kite, my guy.”
“At your sister’s intervention?”
“Are you really surprised about that?”
“...Not really, but—”
“Hey guys!” Wisconsin greeted, waltzing in and catching everyone off guard.
“I— UH— WE FLUSHED YOUR CHEESE STASH WITHOUT REMORSE YOU FILTHY ADDICT!” Iowa panicked.
“...What?” Wisconsin asked, her cheery tone turning murderous.
“‘Stick to the script’ he said, ‘we have to do this carefully’ he said,” Illinois mocked, ripping up the script Iowa wrote for him.
“I mean… Uh…” Iowa stuttered, trying to think of a way to get out of being disemboweled, “...Welcome to Awart’s intervention!”
..EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK-?! I don't need no goddamned intervention! Hell, you don't even know anything about me.
friendly reminder that people you consider rays of sunshine can:
get pissed
get stressed
experience negative emotions
cry
feel rebellious
be done with everyone’s shit
be too tired for anything
feel overwhelmed
need to be comforted
get furious and demand to be taken seriously
reminder that people who you consider strong, cold, impassive or emotionless can:
break down
cry
get hurt over something you said/did
not have the strength to put up a fight
show vulnerability
need comfort
seek physical or emotional reassurance
be affected by the smallest of things
be self-conscious
"I'm sorry for the rant" ok but have you considered that I liked your rant?
Unfortunately, I'm too used to being seen as annoying, but I am trying to accept that not everyone thinks that.
this except im not accepting that because i know for a fact EVERYONE thinks like that
WAKE UP, BOI/GURL!.
im a boi and woke.
this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this
@doubleawart22 @lostislandsketches
remove wisconsin and then we have world peace
Wisconsin can exist every other Tuesday, Just remove Ohio please.
Better idea:remove both, and world peace achieved
go to sleep
No. <3
i will not shut, you must slep
this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this
@doubleawart22 @lostislandsketches
remove wisconsin and then we have world peace
hey are you sure youre human? Or even mammals?
please hit me with a frying pan it will be funny
Hawaii raised a frying pan, and pointed at the door. "Out. I am not discussing how we are mammals."
No. Hit me with the pan first.
Hawaii lightly tapped Bitch on the head with the pan. "Out. Now. Before I actually hit you."
*Enters carrying a pizza* Ayo the pizza here
dw guys im alive also dove i slept for 3 hours >:) @battleofbunkerhill
No!!
Sleep more!!!
that moment when friggin dove is asking you to sleep.
dw guys im alive also dove i slept for 3 hours >:) @battleofbunkerhill
where's sane?
I dunno, hope shes okay tho
