Weird/Ailbhe/Saoirse

Ailbhe is pronounced Alva, Saoirse is pronounced Seer-sha. She/they/xem. Polyamorous demi-panromantic aceflux Irish-American demigirl. Non religious but I believe in the gods.

[weirdestarrow]

Hello! My name is Ailbhe Saoirse (pronounced Alva Ser-sha), but you can also call me Weird. Pronouns are she/they/xem. I write fanfiction on Wattpad and AO3, but I also put my books on Tumblr on my side blog @weirdestbooks. You can also find me on bluesky!

pfp by @aloha-from-angel

Multi-fandom, with a fandom side blogs

@weirdestninjago is my Ninjago sideblog

@mekahumans is my OC sideblog

@weirdestart is my art sideblog

Discord Server

America RP Blog: @ameridad-is-the-best

Delaware/Mid-Atlantic RP Blog: @the-first-state

General Countryhumans RP Blog: @weirdestroleplays

Headcanon Website

old pinned post

[erksome]

Guess it's just a sign of the times ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[arowitharrows]

The duality of "If you even imply that being aro or ace condemns someone to a sad and lonely life I will fucking fight you"

and

"being aro and ace is the most isolating thing I will ever experience"

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

i think the tags are important

[myheadisfullofholes]

This.

[nonbinaryjudean]

radfems that sit around on this website and mope about how all women are soooo weak are literally undoing decades of feminist work. i miss when we told young girls that they can do anything boys can do. i miss when we said women can do anything. i miss basic normal ass feminism but no now everything is self pitying nonsense with zero understanding of modern science. girl get the fuck up you can do whatever you want forever. stop putting yourself in the exact same box that patriarchal society has built.

[marimbles]

underrated tumblr feature is being able to catch up to yourself on your dash. so there is an END POINT. and you can say “ah, I have reached where I left off, there is no more to see! I’ll take my leave now and come back later when there are new posts.” instead of being stuck forever in a bottomless algorithm pit digging deeper and deeper till you have to summon monumental strength to climb out

[quietwingsinthesky]

did i tell you guys i failed at being sexually harassed at work today?

[quietwingsinthesky]

okay so, guy at work, who i find out afterwards is famous at this place for being a sex pest, comes up and starts with what i also learn is his favorite opener to conversations where he’s going to be a sex pest, namely: “Do you know where the term ‘blow job’ comes from?”

and here he made his first fatal error. his moment of hubristic sex pesting. because of course i know where the term blow job comes from, i love learning about sex and the history of sexual terms! i know so much about oral sex that i could write a book on it!

his second error: approaching a little autistic freak with what he intended to be an uncomfortable sex question that would make me feel weird and gross. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, I Have Never Misjudged A Man’s Intentions So Incredibly In My Life. because i did not realize he was trying to harass me. because i love talking about sex facts, albeit not usually at work. unless. someone prompts me. my coworkers are the kind of people who are generally online enough to know terms, but not exactly what they mean, and they realized they could ask me a while back and get good answers without the resulting awkwardness because i do not experience shame. i am primed to answer questions like the one he has proposed.

So I Answered It.

and well, really, what happened is that I began answering it, then realized the answer required a bit more context. I mean, you can’t just say “oh, well, the term first appears in writing in the 1940s” without first explaining that ‘blow’ by itself already had sexual connotations for centuries, and then, really, are we talking about the origin of the term or the origin of the act. and well we have a ton of literature and art depicting fellatio throughout human history, did you know a lot of it was men performing it on other men? oh, that reminds me, there are a multitude of latin words for oral sex performed on penises, and hold on let me quote you the entirety of catullus 16 from memory and explain it’s fascinating insights into the roman world of homosexuality-

i do not know how to turn any of this ^ off, by the way. i’m sure some people out there have a switch that disables their infodumping mid-speech. i do not. and i also didn’t realize he wasn’t looking for a real answer until my other coworker explained so hours later. he could not excuse himself from the conversation he started, and i made a conservative man at least 30 years older than me to listen to my catullus recitation. i will sodomize and facefuck you, indeed.

anyway, i think i got a bad grade in being sexually harassed. my pro tip is maybe don’t start with what a very autistic individual will misconstrue as you earnestly asking them to explain sex to you. the special interest shield will cause splashback damage.

[i-speak-graffiti]

🫵 HEROES in the tags

[spookyspeks]

FINALLYYYY finished some art for Project Hail Mary. New favourite movie. Biblical experience. I didn't know we were allowed live action whimsical cosmic hope with the power of friendship in 2026

[theweirdwideweb]

[rimonoroni2]

unfortunately very true. Doing Better does not always mean never being upset or never being triggered or never having trouble. often Doing Better means experiencing those things and being able to keep going/cope healthily/move on. if you’re in a bubble with no sensation, if you’re numbing yourself out, that’s not what recovering really is. it won’t help you have a happier life it’ll just make your world smaller and smaller until you can’t fit anywhere anymore. gotta learn to make peace with the hard stuff too, that’s the only way to keep going

[colorado-rockies-official]

bunny moment

[colorado-rockies-official]

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

[colorado-rockies-official]

you come into our house and say something so brave and true

[azu-mog]

When Rocky finds out earth memes and crabs

Or maybe Grace is having a weird dream

[comicaurora]

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

[comicaurora]

if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT

[darkestbrook]

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[thunderglade]

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

public retaliation against my friend @//seasilvers who made the abomination below you're probably getting tired of me putting the same caption everywhere sorry (all my brain power has rotted away)

part 1: https://www.tumblr.com/thunderglade/818264349639655424/coughs-loudly

[sagetsukimura]

My piece for Haunting Heroes Discord server WCT. The theme was 'Wings'.

I'm so happy with this one guys

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog