The Happy Hippophagist

What? No! Don't be ridiculous! I'm like totally... not... a cannibal. Don't - haha! - Don't be silly. ^_^;;

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My generation

[askpun]

Your language is weird!

Artwork by CloudDG Script #1663

[adultpinkamena]

Well, I’m all done here in the bathroom, time for breakfast~

[ask-akai]

(It’s a Christmas miracle! This blog isn’t dead and I’m determined to keep going! Just so you know for the next few updates we will be in Flash Back Territory! It will be purely story driven and I will not be answering any asks!)

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Ask us anything!

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0 Banishment of Luna

7 Shadowbolt Coup

8 Wonderbolt Counter-Coup

85-159 Griffon Migrations

250-292 Mustang-Griffon War

401-429 Textile Trade War

500 Mustangia joins Equestria

600-611 Canal War

710 Royal Navy formation

772-790 Zebra Invasion

886-889 Mustangia Rebellion

910 Mustangia separates from Equestria

971 Equestrian Military Restructuring

986-991 Tartarus Wars

998 Everfree gains Independence from Equestria

1000 Luna Returns

1002-Now Pony-Griffon War

Phew, this post was hard to do. A lot of the canon is now spelled out. It’s a rough outline, and if I made any mistakes I’ll happily retcon things. 

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Mod here to answer questions!

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I added a new button to my page, wonder what it does. 

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Check out my mod blog!

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Worldbuilding #4

Mustangia Rangers and Everfree Defense Forces familiarizing themselves with each other’s weapons and equipment. 

[bookhorse]

Dust pony (Animated) by Szafir87

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What goes around…

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Whoa! Colgate, way harsh.

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Looking for ideas on naming/coloring.

I added a new button to my page, not quite sure what it does yet.

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She looks like a Corporal Quartzy Shale to me. With grey coat, purple eyes and light violet main and tail. Grew up on a rock farm. She doesn't much care for rock farming, but has a strange fascination with digging holes - really, really good holes. And she's deadly with a trench shovel.

[asktheguardponies]

Ponies not wearing clothes? That must get awkward.

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1500 Followers Contest!

So I finally made back about half the followers I lost when I accidentally deleted, hahaha :’D That said, I am going to make a mini pixel army for my next followers picture. They will all be done like this:

I plan on doing about 20 followers! Yep 20, all picked at random for the raffle. For every 250 notes this gets, I’ll add ten more winners! So 250, I’ll do 30, 500 and I’ll do 40, and so on. I don’t think that’ll happen, but ya know, high hopes? x’D

All you have to do to enter is: 1 Be Following Me. 2 Reblog This Post.

I will ask the winners for refs later on, and all the pixels will be pony in shape, but I can ponify your character for this, or do characters similar in body structure like griffins and changelings.

Once I hit 2000 followers, I will choose the winners and start making all the pixel babies for my FOLLOWER PIXEL ARMY! I LOVE YOU ALL THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING ME FOR SO LONG, AND I HOPE TO KEEP BEING ENTERTAINING!!

[askpun]

Meat is only a social taboo rather than a legal one. If meat were made illegal, it would still be produced on the black market and be beyond the influence of regulation.

As for those four royal guards doing their “training” you can see more of them at Ask Four Inept Guard Ponies.

Artwork by Ruffu Script #1142

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Like, eugh and stuff. Eugh!

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Love it. ^_^

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The main reason we don’t make cow and horse beef illegal is that there is enough demand for it that it would take a tremendous amount of resources to stop it from crossing the border from Griffon territory. Banning it would also provide enough financial incentive for certain unethical beings within Equestrian borders to “manufacture” beef here, which is something we’d rather avoid. As such the tariffs make beef expensive enough that it’s a high luxury item, but not so expensive that it’s worth murdering our citizens to make it.

Artwork by AniRichie Panel 1, 3 and 4 Background by CloudShadeZer0 Panel 2 Background by ZuTheSkunk Script #865

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This is my gold standard for head-canon about meat in Equestria.

[askbananapie]

Do you taste like bananas? Or pony meat?

I  taste like bananas

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I KNEW IT! ^_^