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@doubleohqs
I can’t believe No Time to Die said “yeah Q and Bond were living together for a bit” and expected me to be completely normal and not feral about it like I’m sorry???? they were fucking what?????? they were roommates?? they were ROOMMATES?
as elton john once said, the bitch is back
James buys Q ugly Christmas jumpers. But it’s not even on purpose, James is just genuinely baffled by clothing stores. He just grabs something colorful and buys it for Q, who wears it anyway. The thought of James standing in the jumper aisle of a department store is quite endearing to him.
one time Q caught James hissing back at one of his cats and James never heard the end of it
Here’s your no context No Time to Die 00Q report
no one: absolutely no one: not a single soul:
me: Q’s on a PLANE?! Q “I have a fear of flying” is on a plane. Voluntarily. On a plane. To help James. He got on a plane despite his fear of flying to help James Bond. Jimothy Bond. He faced his fear to do his job for Bond. Everyone shut up I need to think about this for the next week.
dear followers,
today, I bring you activity on this blog. Tomorrow? who knows
Psych Eval. 00Q Style.
00Q fandom rolecall
Someone in the chat mentioned that not everyone was aware that our fandom is still very much alive and @till-proven-guilty mentioned that they wanted more 00Q on their dash, so, if you are in the fandom and post Bond related shenanigans, go ahead and like or reblog this post so that others can find you.
this is your daily reminder that James Bond is Not Straight (™) thank you for your time
Bond: Hello, Q. My beautiful genius!
Q: 007. What did you do now?
i find the fact that i’ve never drawn q before really strange, seeing as he’s one of my all time favorite characters!!
How mad would James be if Q showed up in this? Pink and everything.
"Q is a dumb nerd" headcanons
After staying up for 48 hours straight handling a difficult mission, Q is always sleepy for days afterwards, and very cuddly. He’ll curl up on Bond’s lap when he’s reading the morning paper, sunbathe with his cats on the living room floor, make himself a nest in the bedsheets…once Mallory called him in before his rest days were up and Q fell asleep on his shoulder.
Q is addicted to phone games. He takes pride in the fact that he has the highest candy crush score of everyone on his friends list. The day Bond beat his 1010 score (he was staking out an arms dealer in Japan and got bored) he tested explosives for the entire day and no one dared go near him. His phone storage is filled with pictures of his neko atsume cats (all named after famous scientists of course).
Whenever Q brings his cats to work with him he likes to dress them up in little outfits that match his own. Him and Bond (the latter unwillingly) send out holiday cards in which all four of them are dressed in the same atrocious jumper that Q’s picked out. The cards always stay on everyone’s desks for months afterwards.
As the Chief of Staff, Tanner has the best gossip on everyone at MI6. On slow days, he’ll come into Q-branch with a mug of tea and complain about all the ridiculous arguments he’s had to resolve that day. Moneypenny occasionally joins them (and keeps a mental list of everything Tanner says, for blackmail at a later date)
Q is the biggest dumb nerd ever he’ll high-five himself after completing a new code and do this weird shuffly happy dance in the middle of his branch when his inventions work the way they’re supposed to. As a new branch morale project he gives out stickers to everyone when he thinks they’ve done a good job. It’s amazing to watch full grown men and women fight over the last lisa frank psychedelic kitten sticker.
Headcannon # 2: Bond is good with kids.
It’s not something he thinks about a lot considering he can’t really have any and be a 00 at the same time. Of course, that doesn’t stop him from helping a child or if he’s out on a mission and no one is actively trying to kill him. The only other person who knows about Bond’s soft spot for kids is Q (since he’s Bond’s handler) and on those missions, James makes sure to bring back every piece of equipment. After all, he can’t let anyone know he’s more than an irresponsible 00.
★ 007 + text posts ★ {Pt. 3: Q}
