double trouble stan

I am timber,they/them and if you misgender me I will throw you off a cliff

[charlesoberonn]

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

[charlesoberonn]

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

[charlesoberonn]

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

[mr-elementle]

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

[sudokobitch-blog]

I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME

BUT BETTER

[jadensilver]

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

[dikubutto]

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

[charlesoberonn]

shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes

A black domino mask

A dark grey wool hat

a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets

a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”

[micaxiii]

I drew fanart

did I get it right?

[charlesoberonn]

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

[charlesoberonn]

Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii

[silverjirachi]

You do the crime, you get the crime.

[charlesoberonn]

The plan is working!

[t0mies-b0dy]

HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTE ‘Be Gay Do Crimes”

[charlesoberonn]

He is gay, and does crimes.

[werewolfie]

Crime Man strikes again

[aegistrucy]

I like Crime man

[charlesoberonn]

And Crime Man likes you too

[defendor-of-freedom]

¿ what are his Powers?

[charlesoberonn]

Resourcefulness, audacity, and a sense of humor.

[xspiderfanx]

I love him

[doubletroublestan]

What a icon

[trans-junk-rat]

cis-mei

[justslowdown]

GOTTA GO FAST

[metaphysicalnerdomduelist]

I literally have no idea what the opposite of the concept of metaphysical dualism is.

[a-small-batch-of-dragons]

SO MANY DRAGONS

ALL THE DRAGONS

A TRULY UNMANAGEABLE AMOUNT OF DRAGONS

[crazy-multifandomfangirl]

Sane person who isnt in any fandoms at all. Like none of them.

[doubletroublestan]

Wow this person fucking hates double trouble

[jupiter-oak]

pov ur philza moinecraft and ur abt to adopt a random piglin toddler off of the street

(ps go read my fic this is based off >:))

bonus:

[thetrippytrip]

The man-free sanctuary will offer up a range of typical beauty services such as hair, waxing, facials and manicures and pedicures, while providing unique services like henna and halal nails and eyebrow shaping.

“We want women to be able to come in and feel completely relaxed,” ~ Quhshi said.

Quhshi also noted that while Le’Jemalik was created with Muslims in mind, “women of all faiths, races, and ethnicities” are welcome.

[choochofcolor]

This store is in Brooklyn, please support if you can; this is such a huge need for us muslim women.

[angeldreifics-deactivated202602]

It’s so pretty too 🥰

[angelicdevil]

For anyone wondering: Someone in the notes said they contacted the salon and yes it is trans women friendly

[ladyxchrii]

reblogging again for the last addition: TRANS FRIENDLY MY BABIES

[doubletroublestan]

Yall this is wonderful

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[aaawunder]

[nomuru2d]

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

[official-lucifers-child]

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

[official-lucifers-child]

i am wrong, what the fuck

[ruriginzuishou]

Me every time this post comes back

[might-be-somebody]

go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

[queer-cosette]

why.

[xbubbledumbbx]

I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

oh what the FUCK WHY

[polirange]

Thanks I hate it.

[fairyofsomething]

I could have gone my whole life without knowing it, thank you motherfucker

[tsuinhimiki]

I didn’t even finish reading this post, but I said almost the exact same thing as ^

[phoenixdellaverita]

What the FUCK chainsaw. WHAT THE FUCK.

[guiltiest-gear]

[octopus-plasma-deactivated20210]

To…remove the WHAT

[doubletroublestan]

OH MY DEAR LORD WHAT THE FUCK DJF DHBD

[tiktokarchive]

[zhimaqiu]

And this is tiktok we need

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

75% of the time if something is paywalled, fucking around in developer mode looking for a link to the real thing or finding and deleting the content blocker works like a charm

[stopstopstopstopstopp-deactivat]

also if ur lazy like me or just straight up cant figure out how to do this without deleting 90% of the page  theres this extention called Poper Blocker which not only.. blocks popups. but also has this thing called “Remove Overlay” when u right click which works a good 99% of the time in my experience in getting rid of paywalls.

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

Powerful New Video Tackles Racial Bias To Remind Kids Their ‘Black Is Beautiful’

A new video released Monday titled “The Talk” compellingly tackles the impact of racial bias through the lens of black parents in America.

This video accurately displays what it is like to be black in America. It shows the conversations all black parents have with their kids to keep them safe and to encourage them to fight the racist society. And it’s heartbreaking that parents need to remind their kids that their “Black is beautiful”.Society needs to change and time has come to talk about this.

Source

[savageontheside]

REBLOGGING WITH THE VIDEO BECAUSE SURPRISE SURPRISE THEY TOOK DOWN THE ORIGINAL

[twshitlord]

Pro-tip to young trans guys:

If a stranger misgenders you, please please please do not ever utter the phrase, “I’m a man.” It sounds very unnatural and immediately sounds overly defensive.

My advice? Just look at the person like they’re an idiot and, in the deepest voice possible, say, “Uh. Alright, then.”

Just act as though they made a huge and obvious mistake, and don’t get flustered. If you’re comfortable with it, handle the situation with humor and say something like, “Man, I know I’ve got a babyface, but I didn’t think it was that bad.”

[m1emmz]

People are saying that you should be unapologetic but the keyword here is “stranger”. You could be in danger if the person is transphobic, and you have no way of knowing their stance if you don’t know the person. So writing it off casually ensures the most low risk way of making your gender known.

[samuelswig-deactivated20191102]

Posting this again because of the new information added on.

[sherbet-mouse]

[doubletroublestan]

I give you, these memes i just made

(Pls add credit)

Also lmao im spot

[flightcub]

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks 

[legalgranola-deactivated2016022]

Her dedication must not go unrecognized

[transgenderastarion]

i can’t believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished

[cryronic]

Rule: you can only reblog this on Thursday.

[depressed-alone]

Ooo its thursday

[paganinpurple]

I have posted this every Thursday for 2 months. Has anyone even noticed?

[rosethevoid]

It’s Thursday! Time to reblog yet again.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Happy Thursday!

[tooty-mcfarty]

Happy thursday my friends! remember, spooky season doesn’t end until tomorrow, cause of dotd!!

[davvngwa]

Well, it’s thursday

[undead-bi-dinosaur]

Its thursday

[undead-bi-dinosaur]

It’s Thursday

[icantpayattentiontoanything-dea]

Thursday

[lubricates]

well happy thursday

[halfblood-princess-505-deactiva]

Imma queue this every Thursday ✌️✌️

[spidey-reids-2003-deactivated20]

it’s Thursday

[exqviseit-deactivated20220315]

Lucky Thursday!!!

[zombie-patato]

ITS THE DAY OF THE THUR

[cloudroid27]

How did this appear on my dash on THURSDAY?

Huh

[overworked-strawberry]

THIS MEME AGAIN

[silkwingfood]

IT’S THURSDAY, FUCKERS

[sherlockisactuallyagaysname]

It’s just 29 minutes into Thursday and this has appeared on my dash

[oopsthejokesonyou-deactivated20]

It’s THURSDAY!!!!

[doremifasolangelo]

IT IS THURSDAY Y’ALL

[yourrandomloser]

HEY LOOK ITS THURSDAY

[nightshade-anura]

I wish there was a way to schedule this for every Thursday bc its precious and also so I can keep track of how much I’m shitposting lmao

[the-random-artist]

Happy Thursday!!

[smolanxiouscatvoids]

Happy Thursday!!!!!

[doubletroublestan]

T h u r s d a y

[puyopuyo]

ever heard of nintendogs? well, it’s a game by nintendo on the nintendo DS and, well, they put some dogs in it and the rest is history

[orchidvioletindigo]

You people will reblog anything huh

[puyopuyo]

everyone support me

[ginazmemeoir]

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

[thenatsdorf]

Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

The people running after him makes it funnier

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

He looks so happy

[whostolemymonkey]

The whole post, blessed.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

[organicslut]

[crowsent]

remember, this is for a DOOR lock.

remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.

its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this small ‘click’ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.

.

if youre picking one of these

you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.

. if its one of these

you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.

. for a chain deadbolt,

you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down

. for one of these rotating combination locks

you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:

spin this bitch to the right about two or three times to “reset” it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops

.

now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!

[whywontyoudiekingcracker]

[casspen-starlight]

don’t mind me im just reblogging

[spectralarchers]

Yall need to look up the Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube too, he’s amazing.

His videos are always so blazé, like ‘here’s yet another fucking disappointing lock to pick’ and he’s so good.

[discowitchparty]

@cackledaddy

just for your viewing interest

[woman-of-letters-04]

Completely innocent reblog

[hyenagamer]

The most non suspicious reblog

[tidespiderz-deactivated20210908]

I LOVE LOCKS AND LOCKPICKING YES FINALLY THIS IS ON MY DASH YAAAAAY /g

[ottomations]

I love this post

[localtiktoks]

[darth-pickles]

The true meaning of boys will be boys

[thevampireauthoress]

This is an arachnid

[soaringsearingphoenix]

Carcinization

[reddish-green-personality]

the bottoms of cardboard boxes be like

[queer-as-frikc]

okay guys how many of you haven’t watched hamilton yet (mainly bc you cant afford/dont have disney+)? bc boy do i have the solution for you

[queer-as-frikc]

i know,,,, a site,,, where you can watch it for free without ads (seriously, like zero ads im not even kidding) if you,,,,, might be interested?

[queer-as-frikc]

OKAY HERE YOU GO:

WATCH HAMILTON FOR FREE WITHOUT ADS

[queer-as-frikc]

you know, it would be SUCH a shame if y’all shared this to get this to the people who desperately wanna watch it but cant bc they dont have disney+