RYDER LYNN #1 DUKEBOX HERO

Hi! My name's Ryder Lynn. I'm eighteen years old and I'm a doppelganger so there's more than one of me running around. I apologize in advance for anything he does now. Want to know anything about me, just drop a question in my inbox.

[masirencarver]

Sweet, Sweet Lawyer Love

[masirencarver]

You’re smart Ry, you could try and work it out; that’s okay though, I’ll let you off. Being good at school doesn’t mean your not smart, you know that right? Besides you’re better than most football players that I know anyway! I think you’re better being a beginner…I think that means you need to practice a bit more. My reputation is large, Ryder!

[doublynn-up-blog]

Nope. I haven’t got a clue. Can’t you just tell me anyway? Yeah but I don’t know where I’m smartest at. Wait. You think so? I know a good few guys better at football than I am. I always thought I was kinda average. I’ll take that though. Thanks. You willing to give me practice? If that’s cool. I know we aren’t dating or anything. Oh yeah? Cause I think you suck, Starlord!

[masirencarver]

Sweet, Sweet Lawyer Love

[masirencarver]

So how much are you betting that I’ve always known? I’m so lucky to be able to put so much on my resumé aren’t I? You’re pretty good at the other stuff too…for a beginner. I’ve got a rep to protect Ry, can’t have my sources being leaked.

[doublynn-up-blog]

How am I supposed to know that? Only you know the answer to that really. Besides, I’m pretty broke anyway. Yeah lucky you. I’ll be counting on football and sports for me and not my actual grades. Thanks? I mean, you keep asking to kiss me every once in a while. I mean, I’d at least think I was intermediate. You willing to teach me? And you said you’d be my trainer sooooo that’s something. Really? What reps that? 

[masirencarver]

Sweet, Sweet Lawyer Love

[masirencarver]

Super hot walking sex machine now? Now? Ryder, be real, you’ve always been a super hot walking sex machine, trust me. You’re sweet, but I can’t reveal my sourced of information now can I?

[doublynn-up-blog]

So have you but I bet you’ve always known that. And you’re a pretty hot hairdresser now I’ll give you that. And like, good at other stuff you did that day. You could?! You know, we’re super close.

[masirencarver]

Sweet, Sweet Lawyer Love

[masirencarver]

It comes with age, Ry. One day you wake up and you just can’t help yourself! A bad surprise? Not so much no, I think it’s a fairly decent surprise. Oh yeah, I heard about that one time you got caught jacking off in the nurse’s room!

[doublynn-up-blog]

I’ll keep a note of that. Is it that surprising? Am I this super hot walking sex machine now! That’s cool. Wait. What? Who the hell told you that?! Was it Kitty?

[masirencarver]

Sweet, Sweet Lawyer Love

[masirencarver]

Blushing’s not such a bad thing when it’s on you though. I’m shocked actually, here I was thinking that you’d already lost your purity a while ago - but what can I see, clearly you’re still surprising to me.

[doublynn-up-blog]

Smooth. I really don’t know how you keep it up like that, Mase. I’m full of surprise. It’s not a bad surprise, is it? I’m mean, not like half of the stuff I did in high school was me being pure anyway.

[masirencarver]

Sweet, Sweet Lawyer Love

[masirencarver]

Coming from the cute guy with a killer smile and an endless wealth of knowledge stacked away…I think you’re pretty worthy you know, might have to give it a shot just to check?

[doublynn-up-blog]

You’re getting me blushing like a girl again, Starlord. It’s embarrassing because I look like the biggest idiot to have ever lived. Not so sure on the stacked away smarts part. But now you wanna have sex with me? Weird. I wanna stay pure.

[qfabray-with-wings]

Wait, you have a brother? I had no idea! But yes, people sometimes think being the oldest sibling is the worse, but that’s only because they have no idea how bad this is to actually be the youngest. Well, good luck, since he is really weird.

No no, I am fine, don’t worry, Ryder.

[doublynn-up-blog]

Yep, I do. And an older sister. I feel the youngest sibling struggles well. I don't know about the weird. Maybe, unique? I don't know. Maybe I’ll talk to him sometime.

Promise me?

[qfabray-with-wings]

No no no. You said Mason! C'mon! Are you and Mason dating? 

Since we are talking about movies, and Hollywood… There’s a girl called Cara Delevingne, and I love her so much! She was a model, and now kind of an actress, and I just love her.

[doublynn-up-blog]

I give up. No, we aren’t but I want to. I’m not so sure about him.

Oh, I know her. She’s the hot one in that John Green book turned film one, right? Paper something? And I think she’s playing Enchantress in Suicide Squad! Which can I say, I’m super hyped about.

[masirencarver]

Sweet, Sweet Lawyer Love

I have officially graduated from Sparrowwood and my last year as a law student has ceased; ladies and gentlemen may I introduce offical-lawyer-to-be, Mason Carver. So who’s going to congratulate me and make me feel extra special by making sweet, sweet lawyer love with me?

[doublynn-up-blog]

Your smarts and looks both make me extremely jealous. Not so sure about the sweet lawyer love thing. I’m not worthy, your lawyerness!

[shapeshifterhudson]

I am so done! That Marvel’s Agents of Shield season finale? A sin! I want to flip a table. 

[doublynn-up-blog]

I’m so behind in the show it’s not even a joke anymore. 

[mbenoist]

todiscon: barbecue in Austin is serious business #swsw

[tylerhoechlin]

ewsmovie: Happy #OpeningDay from the guys of #EverybodyWantsSome!! #Atlanta#Braves #BravesCountry #TurnerField ⚾️

[qfabray-with-wings]

Well, thank you very much, Ryder, that really was sweet of you. And… Mase? Why would I tell Mason? C’mon… You two are dating?

Damn, you always pick the best ones, huh? I really love those three too, to be honest. I think I love almost every single famous person at the moment. Okay, you are so funny while talking about superheroes!

[doublynn-up-blog]

It’s okay. Did I say Mase? I meant Chase. The guy I met at the gym on leg day. I don’t know. You tell me? 

I don’t know! I have good taste? Mila Kunis is always super hot. Ashton Kutcher is such a lucky guy. Honestly, me too. I really like Ansel Elgort films lately. I’m always funny. I’m offended.

[qfabray-with-wings]

Well, my roommate is my sister, Frannie, and I don’t even know where she is, and we barely talk so… I understand you.

No no, thank you, Ryder. I just… I am fine, don’t worry.

[doublynn-up-blog]

I know the feeling with siblings. I don’t talk to mine as much as I should. It’s kind of hard when you’re the youngest. But with Luke or Lucas or whatever he goes by now because it’s seriously hard to keep up, I wanna be his friend. I think he’s just got a lot on his plate.

You sure? We can hang out some time if that’ll make you feel better?

[the-doctor-charlie-wilde]

X-Men? Well, I was never a big fan of those movies, to be honest. And duh, of course she is my favorite!

[doublynn-up-blog]

I can’t believe you just said that! Why? She’s not that awesome. I like you more. And Scarlett Witch is more badass than she is.

[spencerganger-deactivated201608]

Do you ever just like, take a really long nap and feel extremely out of it? As in like, you’re pretty sure that years have passed and you wouldn’t know cause you were taking a nap? I need to like, splash water on my face. I feel so out of it.

[doublynn-up-blog]

Dude, I get those every time I take a nap. Well, not all the time obvious but a good majority of it. You know?  It’s all that working out you are clearly doing, Spence. It’s tiring you out, man.

[qfabray-with-wings]

You don’t like Lucas, do you?

I know violence is bad, but… I had my reasons. Just… Yeha, I had my reasons.

[doublynn-up-blog]

I don’t know. We don’t talk a lot. Everyone’s tight with their roommates. I don’t talk to mine. I don’t really know much about him considering I live with the dude.

I’m sorry. Do you need anything?