Oui, je t'aime, dans la joie ou la douleur.

Bienvenue! My name is François Bonnefois, but you may call me Francis. I am also know as the Republic of France. ((doucefrance post limit blog))

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WHANT HT EFUCK I FIDN THE LOGIN DETAILS FOIR THIS FUCKING SGIUT BLOG BUT NOT THE ONE FOR MY  TYIGON

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douchefrance replied to your post:Grow a beard.

So I can put ribbons in it!

Francois, I am not going to grow a fu manchu because you want to decorate it—-

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I thought you loved me. Seems I was wrong.

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[Gently …..touches]

….

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…

/Stares at/

… I think I need to shave.

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No.

[Rubs his cheek against the thing]

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/Blinks/

/Blinks blinks/

No?

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/No/.

[Smiles widely as he rubs his face against it]

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[Gently …..touches]

….

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…

/Stares at/

… I think I need to shave.

[douchefrance-blog]

No.

[Rubs his cheek against the thing]

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….How about 175€ then.

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How about I save myself some money and go chill on my own country’s island of Mallorca where I have my own house.  

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150€.

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You’re a horrible business man. [B(] 

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125€ and you'll get a blowjob.

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douchefrance a réagi à votre billet :u now have a beard

….Oh

… This feels strange.

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[Gently .....touches]

....

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….How about 175€ then.

[obousifoc]

How about I save myself some money and go chill on my own country’s island of Mallorca where I have my own house.  

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150€.

[obousifoc]

I meant the shot—sureeeeeeee——

But Mallorca— with palm trees and babes and more babes. And those poor, poor unsuspecting tourists—

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….Corsica.

Clean streets. Good food. Nice weather. Women with round tits, men with round arses. Napoleon’s birthplace.

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I’m not really into the whole men’s asses thing— but the women sound nice. [B(] But I don’t wanna spend 200 euro.

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....How about 175€ then.

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[HE CAN’T WHEN HE GREW UP WITHOUT HIS ACTUAL FATHER AND WAS RAISED BY ONE THAT ALWAYS BROUGHT WOMEN AROUND]

[so just let him dip him down and kiss him harder :/]

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/IS THIS WHY HE HAS COMMITEMENT ISSUES/

/Well he certainly won’t complain about that/

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[...MAYBE]

[There's some tongue too, shhh]

[obousifoc]

I meant the shot—sureeeeeeee——

But Mallorca— with palm trees and babes and more babes. And those poor, poor unsuspecting tourists—

[douchefrance-blog]

....Corsica.

Clean streets. Good food. Nice weather. Women with round tits, men with round arses. Napoleon's birthplace.

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jesus CHRIST NO OK UYOU WIN

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[NO]

[HE HAS DADDY ISSUES]

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/HE NEEDS TO TRY AND GET OVER THOSE/

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[HE CAN'T WHEN HE GREW UP WITHOUT HIS ACTUAL FATHER AND WAS RAISED BY ONE THAT ALWAYS BROUGHT WOMEN AROUND]

[so just let him dip him down and kiss him harder :/]

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roidelillusion ha respondido a tu publicación:What if I just..re-annexed the Caribbean—paradise…

Why don’t you just hire a few strippers, buy some nice blowjob shots and relax in Corsica? [nudges seductively] For only 200 euro.

[B(] What if I don’t wanna spend 200 euro? I have a very nice vacation home in Mallorca that’s nice and paid off.  A blowjob sounds nice though— 

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But Corsica. Beautiful brunettes. Beautiful Frenchwomen. Beautiful Frenchmen, for that matter.

I hope you mean the blowjob shot, not an actual blowjob.

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No. No you may not.

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I want a revolution. 

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I’ll call the Les Mis fandom.

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I want a successful revolution. 

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