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Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

Edit: this post is blowing up so I’m gonna shamelessly plug my art account. Follow me and I’ll draw the Godzilla lesbians @thenonbinaryfriendnamedcrumb

2nd edit: Yes. Female friends dance with eachother. But why can’t they be lesbians?? I’ve seen people on this website ship two men for astronomically less.

#godzilla #godzilla 1954 #lesbian #lesbians #old movies #queer #lgbtq #sapphic #wlw #wuh luh wuh

draconym

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

3000s

straight women will try to reassure you about their homophobic boyfriends the same way dog owners are always going "oh he's friendly" with their visibly agitated dog

#HARD AGREE

grendelsmilf

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

anistarrose

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

brainrockets

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

overtherails4u

19-020221

me: i wish i could go back in time and watch hannibal again for the first time

me watching hannibal for the first time:

#nbc hannibal #hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #hannibal nbc

sirenja-and-stag

Hannibal Gag Reel [25/?]

#hannibal #hugh dancy #caroline dhavernas #will graham #alana bloom #hannibal gagreel #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #bloopers #hannibal bloopers

willgrahamscock

never forget that hannibal made sure that the soup wasn’t going to burn will’s mouth before feeding it to him, you know the soup he seasoned specifically so he’ll taste good after sawing his head open and eating him? and they say romance is dead

#hannibal #hannigram #nbc hannibal #murder husbands

luna-azzurra

A writer's relationship with their own work goes: this is genius, this is garbage, this is genius, this is garbage, i should never have been born, okay actually this line is good