That One Hipster Porcupine From That One Show

He/they pronouns, bisexual disaster, and running on pure spite and energy drinks at this point.

[lab-trash]

Bree: Hey, you and Kaz aren't dating, right?

Chase: What? No, we're not dating, why would you think that?

Bree: Okay, good, because I was thinking of asking him out

Spike:

[douglas-davenport]

If you weren't dating Horace do you think Lizzy is hot?

I'm not answering that while dating someone else.

[douglas-davenport]

if you're taking lab assistant applications i'd experiment with spiders and growth hormones with you. in a heartbeat. i'm not bionic though

Donnie is telling me to decline

[douglas-davenport]

What's favorite thing you've cooked recently?

Honey-glazed salmon over arugula with a lemon-dill aioli is the first thing that comes to mind

[douglas-davenport]

How are things with Horace?

They're great! I, quite honestly, couldn't be happier.

[greelin]

brunette man disorder

[douglas-davenport]

*bonk!* you're going to stupid jail for wanting to give a tarantula bionics.

First of all, if I can survive in regular jail then stupid jail will be a breeze

And second of all, I only said I was tempted! I learned from the last time I decided to mess with spiders, it's not a good idea.

[douglas-davenport]

When you built Marcus did you know that him and Breana were going to fall in love?

Next question.

[douglas-davenport]

Please do no give bionics to the tarantula. Remember there are toddlers around.

They'll adapt.

[douglas-davenport]

How is Sheryll the tarantula?

She's great!! She's really warmed up to most people. Even Tasha, weirdly enough.

Donald, however, is still on edge about her.

Tempted to give her bionics just to see what he'd do.

[douglas-davenport]

any new inventions lately.

Legally, I can't answer this question.

[douglas-davenport]

Do you think yourself is hot?

I think I'm better looking than Donnie, but the rest is up to interpretation

[imtotallytecton]

FOUND A LIGHT

@stormofskylar @douglas-davenport

[stormofskylar]

Oh, great! Can you turn it on?

[imtotallytecton]

I'll try, but it's pretty high up

Lemme see if I can...

There! Did anything else turn on?

[stormofskylar]

I don’t think so…

Wait, there’s something moving over there. I’m gonna go check it out.

[douglas-davenport]

Be careful!

[stormofskylar]

I am!

Wait, is that…?

I found Chase! He’s tied up and pretty beaten, though.

[douglas-davenport]

I'm on my way there, now! Untie him, and be extra careful! We don't know how hurt he is or if the person who did this is nearby

[stormofskylar]

On it.

This person used an excessive amount of knots, by the way.

[douglas-davenport]

Well were they good knots?

[stormofskylar]

Yes? I’m not sure why that matters.

[douglas-davenport]

If they were bad knots they could have been a weakness

Also I'm here, let me help you

[stormofskylar]

Gotcha. You can work on untying his legs.

[douglas-davenport]

Working on it

[stormofskylar]

Okay, I’ve got his arms untied and the rope off. I’m gonna check for injuries.

[douglas-davenport]

Just finished untying his legs, I'll try to start waking him up.

[stormofskylar]

Okay, good idea.

Is he responsive?

[douglas-davenport]

He's really out of it, but yes

Do you think you can help me carry him out of here?

[stormofskylar]

Is this you asking me to do all the carrying or are you actually gonna help?

[douglas-davenport]

....Which one are you comfortable with?

[stormofskylar]

I’ve got him. You can go grab Kaz and I’ll meet you outside.

[douglas-davenport]

Alright, but still keep a look out. Whoever did this to him still might come back.

[imtotallytecton]

FOUND A LIGHT

@stormofskylar @douglas-davenport

[stormofskylar]

Oh, great! Can you turn it on?

[imtotallytecton]

I'll try, but it's pretty high up

Lemme see if I can...

There! Did anything else turn on?

[stormofskylar]

I don’t think so…

Wait, there’s something moving over there. I’m gonna go check it out.

[douglas-davenport]

Be careful!

[stormofskylar]

I am!

Wait, is that…?

I found Chase! He’s tied up and pretty beaten, though.

[douglas-davenport]

I'm on my way there, now! Untie him, and be extra careful! We don't know how hurt he is or if the person who did this is nearby

[stormofskylar]

On it.

This person used an excessive amount of knots, by the way.

[douglas-davenport]

Well were they good knots?

[stormofskylar]

Yes? I’m not sure why that matters.

[douglas-davenport]

If they were bad knots they could have been a weakness

Also I'm here, let me help you

[stormofskylar]

Gotcha. You can work on untying his legs.

[douglas-davenport]

Working on it

[stormofskylar]

Okay, I’ve got his arms untied and the rope off. I’m gonna check for injuries.

[douglas-davenport]

Just finished untying his legs, I'll try to start waking him up.

[stormofskylar]

Okay, good idea.

Is he responsive?

[douglas-davenport]

He's really out of it, but yes

Do you think you can help me carry him out of here?

[stormofskylar]

Is this you asking me to do all the carrying or are you actually gonna help?

[douglas-davenport]

....Which one are you comfortable with?

[imtotallytecton]

FOUND A LIGHT

@stormofskylar @douglas-davenport

[stormofskylar]

Oh, great! Can you turn it on?

[imtotallytecton]

I'll try, but it's pretty high up

Lemme see if I can...

There! Did anything else turn on?

[stormofskylar]

I don’t think so…

Wait, there’s something moving over there. I’m gonna go check it out.

[douglas-davenport]

Be careful!

[stormofskylar]

I am!

Wait, is that…?

I found Chase! He’s tied up and pretty beaten, though.

[douglas-davenport]

I'm on my way there, now! Untie him, and be extra careful! We don't know how hurt he is or if the person who did this is nearby

[stormofskylar]

On it.

This person used an excessive amount of knots, by the way.

[douglas-davenport]

Well were they good knots?

[stormofskylar]

Yes? I’m not sure why that matters.

[douglas-davenport]

If they were bad knots they could have been a weakness

Also I'm here, let me help you

[stormofskylar]

Gotcha. You can work on untying his legs.

[douglas-davenport]

Working on it

[stormofskylar]

Okay, I’ve got his arms untied and the rope off. I’m gonna check for injuries.

[douglas-davenport]

Just finished untying his legs, I'll try to start waking him up.

[stormofskylar]

Okay, good idea.

Is he responsive?

[douglas-davenport]

He's really out of it, but yes

Do you think you can help me carry him out of here?

[imtotallytecton]

FOUND A LIGHT

@stormofskylar @douglas-davenport

[stormofskylar]

Oh, great! Can you turn it on?

[imtotallytecton]

I'll try, but it's pretty high up

Lemme see if I can...

There! Did anything else turn on?

[stormofskylar]

I don’t think so…

Wait, there’s something moving over there. I’m gonna go check it out.

[douglas-davenport]

Be careful!

[stormofskylar]

I am!

Wait, is that…?

I found Chase! He’s tied up and pretty beaten, though.

[douglas-davenport]

I'm on my way there, now! Untie him, and be extra careful! We don't know how hurt he is or if the person who did this is nearby

[stormofskylar]

On it.

This person used an excessive amount of knots, by the way.

[douglas-davenport]

Well were they good knots?

[stormofskylar]

Yes? I’m not sure why that matters.

[douglas-davenport]

If they were bad knots they could have been a weakness

Also I'm here, let me help you

[stormofskylar]

Gotcha. You can work on untying his legs.

[douglas-davenport]

Working on it

[stormofskylar]

Okay, I’ve got his arms untied and the rope off. I’m gonna check for injuries.

[douglas-davenport]

Just finished untying his legs, I'll try to start waking him up.

[imtotallytecton]

FOUND A LIGHT

@stormofskylar @douglas-davenport

[stormofskylar]

Oh, great! Can you turn it on?

[imtotallytecton]

I'll try, but it's pretty high up

Lemme see if I can...

There! Did anything else turn on?

[stormofskylar]

I don’t think so…

Wait, there’s something moving over there. I’m gonna go check it out.

[douglas-davenport]

Be careful!

[stormofskylar]

I am!

Wait, is that…?

I found Chase! He’s tied up and pretty beaten, though.

[douglas-davenport]

I'm on my way there, now! Untie him, and be extra careful! We don't know how hurt he is or if the person who did this is nearby

[stormofskylar]

On it.

This person used an excessive amount of knots, by the way.

[douglas-davenport]

Well were they good knots?

[stormofskylar]

Yes? I’m not sure why that matters.

[douglas-davenport]

If they were bad knots they could have been a weakness

Also I'm here, let me help you

[stormofskylar]

Gotcha. You can work on untying his legs.

[douglas-davenport]

Working on it