Hi. I'm Kaz.

I'm 5' 10", a hearty mix of Irish and German, and have been known to lie about my height. I work at a secret superhero hospital in an alternate universe while also working as a superhero. I know, I'm pretty cool!

[imtotallytecton]

Do you think yourself is hot?

Oh FUCK YEAH! I'm sexy and I know it 😎

[gerrycoco]

Me: ok lets try getting a good night’s sleep 

My brain: 

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

[coughloop]

AMONG US BABIES,

INFECTED WITH RABIES,

NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,

THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,

1

[honeybrees]

nothing wrong with me

[bloodakoos]

2

[gayantifasmutcomics]

nothing wrong with me

[tentacleteapot]

3

[whatthe4355]

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[shrimpblaster]

4

[angelfagz]

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

1

Something’s got to give

[thatskeletonbitch]

2

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

[collaberal-damage]

3

[gothidecorem]

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

[i-like-girls-69]

YAAAAAUHGAAAGHAAAAAAAA

[ars-shitpostica]

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

[valtsv]

it's too bad smoking is expensive and bad for you and everyone around you because we will never be able to replace the specific intimacy of lighting someone else's cigarette for them

[valtsv]

[imtotallytecton]

FOUND A LIGHT

@stormofskylar @douglas-davenport

[stormofskylar]

Oh, great! Can you turn it on?

[imtotallytecton]

I'll try, but it's pretty high up

Lemme see if I can...

There! Did anything else turn on?

[stormofskylar]

I don’t think so…

Wait, there’s something moving over there. I’m gonna go check it out.

[douglas-davenport]

Be careful!

[imtotallytecton]

Speaking of being careful, I think I just walked into a horror game and am really freaked out right about now!

[douglas-davenport]

Why, what'd you find?!

[imtotallytecton]

A bunch of still, broken down robot-looking things!

[douglas-davenport]

Burn them.

Burn them all.

[imtotallytecton]

On it!

[imtotallytecton]

FOUND A LIGHT

@stormofskylar @douglas-davenport

[stormofskylar]

Oh, great! Can you turn it on?

[imtotallytecton]

I'll try, but it's pretty high up

Lemme see if I can...

There! Did anything else turn on?

[stormofskylar]

I don’t think so…

Wait, there’s something moving over there. I’m gonna go check it out.

[douglas-davenport]

Be careful!

[imtotallytecton]

Speaking of being careful, I think I just walked into a horror game and am really freaked out right about now!

[douglas-davenport]

Why, what'd you find?!

[imtotallytecton]

A bunch of still, broken down robot-looking things!

[imtotallytecton]

FOUND A LIGHT

@stormofskylar @douglas-davenport

[stormofskylar]

Oh, great! Can you turn it on?

[imtotallytecton]

I'll try, but it's pretty high up

Lemme see if I can...

There! Did anything else turn on?

[stormofskylar]

I don’t think so…

Wait, there’s something moving over there. I’m gonna go check it out.

[douglas-davenport]

Be careful!

[imtotallytecton]

Speaking of being careful, I think I just walked into a horror game and am really freaked out right about now!

[imtotallytecton]

FOUND A LIGHT

@stormofskylar @douglas-davenport

[stormofskylar]

Oh, great! Can you turn it on?

[imtotallytecton]

I'll try, but it's pretty high up

Lemme see if I can...

There! Did anything else turn on?

[stormofskylar]

I don’t think so…

Wait, there’s something moving over there. I’m gonna go check it out.

[imtotallytecton]

DOES IT LOOK DEAD

[stormofskylar]

…No.

[imtotallytecton]

Damn it :(

But wait, what is it, then?

[imtotallytecton]

FOUND A LIGHT

@stormofskylar @douglas-davenport

[stormofskylar]

Oh, great! Can you turn it on?

[imtotallytecton]

I'll try, but it's pretty high up

Lemme see if I can...

There! Did anything else turn on?

[stormofskylar]

I don’t think so…

Wait, there’s something moving over there. I’m gonna go check it out.

[imtotallytecton]

DOES IT LOOK DEAD

[imtotallytecton]

FOUND A LIGHT

@stormofskylar @douglas-davenport

[stormofskylar]

Oh, great! Can you turn it on?

[imtotallytecton]

I'll try, but it's pretty high up

Lemme see if I can...

There! Did anything else turn on?

[imtotallytecton]

FOUND A LIGHT

@stormofskylar @douglas-davenport

[douglas-davenport]

....

Guys?

I think we may already know about this lab

@stormofskylar @imtotallytecton @superbionicbree @a-really-good-looking-toaster @thelastkrane @theonlyl-doo @thebionicbro

[stormofskylar]

What, really? I just kicked down the back door.

[douglas-davenport]

No, this isn't a good thing

This is a very bad thing

This looks like it might be Giselle's lab

[stormofskylar]

Oh.

I’ve heard stories about Giselle, and none of them are good.

What should we do?

[douglas-davenport]

...

I don't know

Just....

Just wait there

I'll be there, soon

I don't want you kids in there alone

[stormofskylar]

Okay… if you say so.

[douglas-davenport]

I'm walking around, now. Are you guys still outside?

[stormofskylar]

Yep. In the back, by the splintered door.

[douglas-davenport]

Alright, I'm here

.....Let's do this

[stormofskylar]

Okay. I’ll go in first.

…

I don’t see anything alive yet.

[douglas-davenport]

That's not necessarily a good sign

[stormofskylar]

Fair.

I think the coast is clear, at least. Let’s do some searching.

[imtotallytecton]

I'll try and find a light switch

[stormofskylar]

Good idea, Kaz. Hopefully there’s still power.

[imtotallytecton]

Wait, if there's still power in this place, wouldn't that mean that someone has been occupying it all of or most of the years since she died?

[douglas-davenport]

....

Guys?

I think we may already know about this lab

@stormofskylar @imtotallytecton @superbionicbree @a-really-good-looking-toaster @thelastkrane @theonlyl-doo @thebionicbro

[stormofskylar]

What, really? I just kicked down the back door.

[douglas-davenport]

No, this isn't a good thing

This is a very bad thing

This looks like it might be Giselle's lab

[stormofskylar]

Oh.

I’ve heard stories about Giselle, and none of them are good.

What should we do?

[douglas-davenport]

...

I don't know

Just....

Just wait there

I'll be there, soon

I don't want you kids in there alone

[stormofskylar]

Okay… if you say so.

[douglas-davenport]

I'm walking around, now. Are you guys still outside?

[stormofskylar]

Yep. In the back, by the splintered door.

[douglas-davenport]

Alright, I'm here

.....Let's do this

[stormofskylar]

Okay. I’ll go in first.

…

I don’t see anything alive yet.

[douglas-davenport]

That's not necessarily a good sign

[stormofskylar]

Fair.

I think the coast is clear, at least. Let’s do some searching.

[imtotallytecton]

I'll try and find a light switch

[douglas-davenport]

....

Guys?

I think we may already know about this lab

@stormofskylar @imtotallytecton @superbionicbree @a-really-good-looking-toaster @thelastkrane @theonlyl-doo @thebionicbro

[stormofskylar]

What, really? I just kicked down the back door.

[douglas-davenport]

No, this isn't a good thing

This is a very bad thing

This looks like it might be Giselle's lab

[stormofskylar]

Oh.

I’ve heard stories about Giselle, and none of them are good.

What should we do?

[douglas-davenport]

...

I don't know

Just....

Just wait there

I'll be there, soon

I don't want you kids in there alone

[stormofskylar]

Okay… if you say so.

[douglas-davenport]

I'm walking around, now. Are you guys still outside?

[stormofskylar]

Yep. In the back, by the splintered door.

[douglas-davenport]

Alright, I'm here

.....Let's do this

[stormofskylar]

Okay. I’ll go in first.

…

I don’t see anything alive yet.

[imtotallytecton]

Or anything dead

Yet

[douglas-davenport]

....

Guys?

I think we may already know about this lab

@stormofskylar @imtotallytecton @superbionicbree @a-really-good-looking-toaster @thelastkrane @theonlyl-doo @thebionicbro

[stormofskylar]

What, really? I just kicked down the back door.

[douglas-davenport]

No, this isn't a good thing

This is a very bad thing

This looks like it might be Giselle's lab

[stormofskylar]

Oh.

I’ve heard stories about Giselle, and none of them are good.

What should we do?

[douglas-davenport]

...

I don't know

Just....

Just wait there

I'll be there, soon

I don't want you kids in there alone

[stormofskylar]

Okay… if you say so.

[douglas-davenport]

I'm walking around, now. Are you guys still outside?

[imtotallytecton]

Yep! Loyally awaiting your presence and incredibly bored. Hurry up and get here, please!

[stormofskylar]

Hey, guys? I found a weird, lab-looking thing during a sweep of the area where Chase might be. Should I search it?

@douglas-davenport @brilliantbillionaire @thelastkrane @imtotallytecton @superbionicbree @quimby-fletcher

[imtotallytecton]

A lab? Why would there be a lab in that area, it's for commercial stuff.

[stormofskylar]

Not sure. I can only see in the window, but it doesn’t look commercial.

[imtotallytecton]

That's super weird

Hold on, I'll be right there to join you

[stormofskylar]

Okay. I’ll wait for you outside.

[imtotallytecton]

Alright I'm here, what part of the building are you at

[stormofskylar]

I’m around back. There’s a door I’m about to kick in.

[imtotallytecton]

Here! Give it your all

[stormofskylar]

Hey, guys? I found a weird, lab-looking thing during a sweep of the area where Chase might be. Should I search it?

@douglas-davenport @brilliantbillionaire @thelastkrane @imtotallytecton @superbionicbree @quimby-fletcher

[imtotallytecton]

A lab? Why would there be a lab in that area, it's for commercial stuff.

[stormofskylar]

Not sure. I can only see in the window, but it doesn’t look commercial.

[imtotallytecton]

That's super weird

Hold on, I'll be right there to join you

[stormofskylar]

Okay. I’ll wait for you outside.

[imtotallytecton]

Alright I'm here, what part of the building are you at