[gabelandeskog]

[assiest-deactivated20130207]

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

[joshua-r-m]

I’m drunk so this one took me a minute But I got it

[ruinedchildhood]

Visit Original Link

Anybody else remember Ember McLain from Danny Phantom?

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

💅🏻

[egg-water]

buying a bottle of “half-assed rimjob” this season

[abjectionrules-deactivated20200]

tag yourself i’m bathroom grout

[justanotherwriter96]

Jason Demers clarifies that he lost a temporary tooth, not the real deal. (X)

[am8zing]

This is my 56,000th post! I figured I should spread some love for some of my friends and favorite blogs. Italics indicate ultra-coolness!

a-f

@alzner, @backchecked, @bri-ecrit, @briannadeckah, @couturefersure, @counterweighting-death, @darrylheartzhenya, @dougsglatt, @duhmers, @edouardvlasic, @fiatkylux, @filipf0rsberg

g-m

@grumpywilson, @hertls, @hockeyswedes, @holtbyism, @karlalzy, @kuznetsovs, @mericamatthews, @michaelatta, @michaellatta-tomwilson, @mikerichards, @molegan, @mylittlerinzler

n-z

@ovechkn, @pacioretti, @purpleswampert, @rocktheredblueandgold, @ruesinger, @rypien, @samsonovs, @scottdarls, @tatertrotz, @the-destroia, @tjohshie, @tom-wilso, @washcapitals, @wastedwilson, @welshhockeyfan, @yellow–laces

[dippincountryboy]

Date someone you can have rough sex and deep conversations with whether it is at 2am or 2pm.

[turbolainen]

[girklspit]

[eyeslikeglass-deactivated201208]

Me if you use those fingers correctly.

[farfromthepacific-deactivated20]

omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking 

[lacigreen]

a million gallons of fun

[brandoncarlo]

on a scale of 1 to GM on trade deadline day, how bad are your decisions.

[turbolainen]

andré burakovsky morning skate interview / january 15 2016

[legalmexican]

hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart

[brandoncarlo]

i want ovechkin to run this league. he’s the perfect mixture of giving a fuck about his sport and not taking himself too seriously to get shit done

[forever90s]

[niknak79]

I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.

[oli-twist]

They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them 

[dougsglatt-blog]

nhl to abusers: you don't have to say ANYTHING if you don't want. don't let those mean people on the internet get to you :(

nhl to victims: what the fuck, you're a distraction to your teammates, apologize! you should be ashamed

[acasier-deactivated20201028]