[whitepeopletwitter]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

i’m literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs

[mary]

[theknorthernking]

IM FUCKING LOSING IT!😅😂🤣

[maxthetiny]

what’s that shit in your blood? homo goblin?

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

This is what “Boys Will Be Boys” should mean

[memewhore]

[happifying-things]

um, excuse me

[izhunny]

SOUND ON

[maneth985]

Oh you don’t want the blind open? Then I’m opening two, bitch. What you gonna do about it?

[tiktokarchive]

[instant-oatmeal]

[fuchsiacanid]

[cat-quest]

[justcatposts]

This cat video might be the single greatest cat video ever 

[Sound on]

[arkred]

She protects!!

[relishboi]

[trashboat]

here with my girl ordering appetizers for our perfect life. money’s tight but we make it work.

“do you ever think about what your life could’ve been?” she asks. i love it when she’s direct. i haven’t thought about the offer in a while. rent free living would be a luxury, but what kind of life would i have without her? sure, the kids put a strain on finances but they’d never be in my life without her. date night at applebee’s again. better than no date night at all, wondering what might’ve been. i made my choice. the right choice.

“there could never be a reality without you. even just to ponder it would suck every ounce of joy from my living being. light of my life, you are the worlds greatest prize.” I say back to her. Her eyes widen and that comforting smile eases across her face. I know it’s that over-the-top romance she loves.

I think about the house. A house, after all, is merely built of wood and nails. A home is found in the loving arms of the one you hold.

[seinfeldr]

[just-shower-thoughts]

someone out there has the highest success rate of inserting the usb correctly on their first try

[joshua-r-m]

AINT ME

[glorianas]

[birdsandrocksandthings-deactiva]

[thickness-protection-program]

[porterr-robinson]

[blondesquats-deactivated2020060]

@thepeculiarparadox