Dovakel

asexual INTP / fueled by puns, memes, spite and hugs / born in the 80's

[duker42]

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Get your fix of all things SNK right here! All material is Levi x Reader unless otherwise indicated. Some material is marked NSFW! 

Original Works by Author

Requested One-Shots (Complete)

Requested One-Shots-Page 2(Complete)

Requested One-Shots-Page 3

Requested HeadCanons

Kinktober 2019

25 Days of Christmas With Levi

[zodiac--signs]

Memorious, Driven, Artful. 

Aesthetic/ Moodboard Post for: Cancer Sun & Capricorn Moon | Info on Sun & Moon signs | Requested by newhopestyles +  uncanny-xmen + nicolesounusual + bad-bad-brain

[i-live-for--the-aesthetic]

INTP, Ravenclaw, Wampus, Cancer - requested by anon

[wingedbyday-blog-blog-blog]

//Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.

[x]

[stalinistqueens]

Citizen is simpler and more beautiful~ but just in case anyone needs this.

[toadpile]

DUDE BUT THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE

in medieval times you ONLY addressed a king/queen with “Your Majesty”, NEVER “Your Highness”.  To address a king/queen with “Your Highness” was considered an insult.

[thetravelerwrites]

My fellow exophilia fic writing friends, handy info on titles.

Also, only call members of the nobility “My Lord” or “My Lady,” but never refer to royalty in this way. Royalty are typically always referred to as “His/Her/Their Highness/Majesty.” If you are unsure of a person’s status, “Your Excellency” or “Your Grace” are good catch-all titles.

Additionally, “Your Eminence” can sometimes be used for nobility, but it is mostly reserved for clergy members above the position of priest. A priest is simply known as “Father.”

For reference.

[thetravelerwrites]

Oh, one last thing to add to this, if a woman who is not royalty marries a king, she attains the title of queen, but she has no power of governance. She can’t make any decisions for the country unless she was a princess of equal power as her husband.

Conversely, if a man who is not royalty marries a queen, he can only acquire the title of prince and will never be king or rule in her place. That’s why Queen Elizabeth’s husband is known as Prince Philip, because he’s not equal to her in power.

[monstersandmaw]

For King/Queen, it’s “your majesty” the first time in conversation with them and “sir or ma’am” (rhymes with ‘jam’) thereafter. You don’t have to keep repeating “your majesty” each time.

[soktokki]

Its all a moo point - bokuto kotaro 🐮🐮 aka hq!! as F.R.I.E.N.D.S quotes

[love-and-monsters]

Love-and-monsters Masterlist

All the stories I’ve written for this blog will be listed here. It should be updated as I write, so if you’re looking for something, check here. 

One-off Stories:

Parensile- Centipede monster, male monster X female human. 

Marine Biology- Orca mermaid, female monster X female human

Lionfish Merperson- Lionfish merperson, agender merperson X gender neutral human

Kaleb the Harpy- Harpy, male monster X male human

Rowan the Naga- Naga, female monster X female human

Thalia the Naga and Damien the Drider- Naga and drider, female naga X male drider

Eldion the Fae- Fae, nonbinary monster X gender neutral human

Keela the Centaur- Centaur, female monster X gender neutral human

Vampire Boyfriend- Vampire, male monster X female human

Willow the Moth Fae- Moth Fae, male monster X gender neutral human

Juniper the Winter Fae- Winter fae, female monster X female human

Reindeer Centaur: Christmas Vacation- Reindeer centaur, male monster X female human

Sylvester the Robot- Robot, male robot X gender neutral human

Drider Husband- Drider, male drider X gender neutral human

Norek the Naga- Naga, male naga X gender neutral human

Quarantined with a Tiefling- Tiefling, male tiefling X gender neutral human

Emery the Incubus- Incubus, male incubus X gender neutral human

Dryad Girlfriend- Dryad, female dryad X trans MTF human

Arunio the Merman- Merman, male merfolk X gender neutral human

Okara the Mermaid- Mermaid, female merfolk X gender neutral human

Estran the Demigod- Demigod, male demigod X gender neutral human

Guardian Angel- Angel, male angel X male human

Siren Song- Merman, male merman X female human

Unicorn Centaur- Centaur, male centaur X female human

Faerie Circle- Fae, male fae X gender neutral human

Harpy Rescue- Harpy, male harpy X female human

Vampire Transformation- Vampire, male vampire X gender neutral human

Cold Sea Monster- Sea monster, male sea monster X gender neutral human

Mermaid Girlfriend- Mermaid, female mermaid X gender neutral human

Cavern and Foe- Elf, male elf X gender neutral human

Harpy Model- Harpy, male harpy X gender neutral human

Merman Rescue- Merman, male merfolk X gender neutral human

Starfaller- Tiefling, agender tiefling X gender neutral human

Jackalope Fae- Fae, male Fae X gender neutral human

Vampire Squid Octomer- Octomer, male merman X gender neutral human

Polyam Alien Merfolk- Alien merfolk, gender neutral human X male merman X female mermaid

Awaken the Vampire- Vampire, female vampire X female human

Alaris the Naga- Naga, agender naga X gender neutral human

Deluges and Droughts- Water elemental, male water elemental X gender neutral human

Sasiel the Cupid- Cupid, male Cupid X gender neutral human

Sauriosapien- Dinosaur folk, male sauriosapien X female human, not reader insert

Halloween and the Full Moon- Werewolves, male werewolf X female werewolf

Dryad Goddess Girlfriend- Goddess, female goddess X female human

Rescued by a Fae- Fae, male fae X female human

Fortune Falls:

Werewolf Girlfriend- Werewolf, female werewolf X gender neutral human

Demon Shopkeep- Demon, male demon X gender neutral human

Armon the Aqrabaumelu- Aqrabaumelu, male aqrabaumelu X female human

A Selkie’s Coat- Selkie, male selkie X gender neutral human

Necklace for a Dragon- Dragon, male dragon X gender neutral human

Commissions/Gifts:

Duthal the Orc- Orc, male orc X female human

Demon Summoning- Demon, male demon X female human

Vampire Commission- vampire, male vampire X female human

Series:

Necrovember- Awakening, Hunger, Trust, Shadows, Light, Decay, Family, Monster, Sanctuary, Loyalty, Fashion, Hobby, Faith, Sleep, Fear, Amusement, Love, Childhood, Living, Disease, Necromancy, Moments Before Death, Revenge, Celebration, Injustice, In Another Life, War, True Death, Dreams, Future

Stolas and Corvain- Demons, monster male X monster male X female human (part 1) (part 2)

Alien Encounter- Alien, monster male X female human (part 1) (part 2) (part 3) (part 4) (part 5) (part 6) (part 7) (part 8) (part 9) (part 10) (part 11) (part 12) (epilogue)

The Wyvern Prince- Wyvern, male monster X female human (part 1) (part 2) (part 3) (part 4) (part 5) (part 6) (part 7) (part 8) (part 9) (part 10) (part 11) (part 12) (part 13) (part 14) (part 15) (part 16) (part 17) (part 18) (part 19) (part 20) (part 21) (part 22) (part 23) (part 24) (Epilogue)

Talsim the Fae- Fae, male fae X female human (part 1) (part 2) (part 3)

Caged Fae- Fae, male Fae X female human (part 1) (part 2)

Faebruary: Fake Dating- Faerie, male faerie X female human (part 1) (part 2)

In the Woods- Forest creature, male monster X female human (part 1) (part 2)

A Bartered Wedding- Faerie, male monster X gender neutral human (part 1) (part 2) (part 3) (part 4)

Magical Desires Series

Mephisto- Artificial intelligence, male AI/demon X female human 

Yacariel- Artificial intelligence, male AI/celestial X gender neutral human

Anthoza- Artificial Intelligence, male AI/merman X gender neutral human

Cherise- Artificial intelligence, male AI/dryad X gender neutral human

Ophion- Artificial intelligence, male AI/naga X gender neutral human

[kim-monsterlings]

Exophilia Masterlist

Introducing Me // Requests //  My Commissions - CLOSED

Updated: 31/10/2021 - Bucky Barnes ghost AU

Story count: 22

My Ko-Fi

Monster Matches - CLOSED// Monster Match Masterlist

Tropemas Masterlist

Faebruary Masterlist

Mini Kinktober Commissions - Info

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-Cubi

Leigh // F Succubus x GN Human (Reader) // NSFW

Demons

Idella // F Demon x GN Human (Reader) // SFW

Dullahan

Lars // M Dullahan x M Human (Reader) // NSFW

Fae

Torben // M Fae x F Human (Reader) // SFW

Firbolg

Gwynna // F Firbolg x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Gargoyles

Galan // M Gargoyle x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Ghosts

Bucky Barnes // M Ghost x F Human (Reader) // NSFW - Kinktober Challenge

Gnolls

Ollie // M Gnoll x GN Human (Reader) // SFW

Goblins

Vardelk // M Goblin x GN Human (Reader) // SFW

Hellhounds

Danon //  M Hellhound x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Kelpies

Cathair // M Kelpie x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Kitsune

Roan // M Kitsune x F Human (Reader) // NSFW - Kinktober

Mer

Brae // M Mer x M Human (Reader) // NSFW

Minotaurs

Neo // M Minotaur x F Human (Reader) // SFW

Nagas

Kaan // M Naga x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Nokken

Edel // M Nokken x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Orcs

Raynar // M Orc x F Human (Reader) // SFW

Eladan // M Orc x GN Human (Reader) // SFW

Other

Bellamy // GN Cursed x F Human (Reader) // SFW

Selkies

Enan // M Selkie x F Human (Reader) // NSFW - Kinktober

Tiefling

Trine // F Tiefling x GN Human (Reader) // NSFW - Kinktober

Were-

Cane // M Werewolf x GN Human (Reader) // SFW

[dashofmonsters]

Project List

Updates- Mondays and/or Fridays

This is a NSFW blog so 18+ only

1. The Long Road: Male Naga (Silas) x F!Reader- pt.1 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5 pt.6

2. Just Business: Male Drider (Cavan) x F!Reader- pt.1 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5 FINAL

3. The Empire's Bastards- Male Werewolf (Cyril) x Female Mage (Shanna)**tbp

4. 5 Wishes: Male Orc (Singred) x F!Reader- WIP

5. Masks: 2 Male Fae (Oisín & Darragh) x F!Reader- pt.1.1 pt.1.2 pt.2 pt.3 (pt.4 WIP)

6. One Hundred Dreams: Male Demon (Duane) x F!Reader

7. A Silver a Night: Male Tiefling (Luctux) x F!Reader

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A. Deep in the Dark: Male Orc (Sloan) x F!Reader- pt. 1 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5 pt.6.1 pt.6.2 FINAL

A1. Snowfall: Male Orc (Sloan) x F!Reader- pt.1 pt.2 (pt.3 WIP)

B. The Lesser of two evils: Male Demon (Seth) x F!Reader

C. Roommates & Renovations: Merman (Yen) x F!Reader- pt.1 pt.2

D. Greenhill Lane: Male Satyr (Ilya) x F!Reader

E. Night classes: Male Werewolf (Bernard) x F!Reader- pt.1 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4

F. Neon Palace: Male Naga (Nicu) x F!Reader

G. Hot Apple Pie: Incubus (Keller) x F!Reader

H. Part-Time: Male Naga (Cemil) x F!Reader

I. Strawberries & Roses: Male Tiefling (Dante) x F!Reader

J. Cream Tea: Male Werewolf (Thomas) x F!Reader

K. Redwood & Wisteria: Male Werewolf (Logan) x F!Reader

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1A. Proxima Fallen- Male Alien x Female Protagonist **tbp

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Pr1. Midnight Oceans-- Male Tiefling (Arthok) x F!Reader pt.1 (pt.2 WIP)

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*Based on Prompts- Pr1. -

*Stories 1-5 Take place in a fantasy setting

*Stories A-Z take place in a modern setting

*Story 1A - 1Z sci-fi stories

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Project List- Order of the projects I am and will be working on. See the link for how long to expect current stories to last and which project will start after the active ones are finished.

Patreon- Early access to updates and previews on future stories

Summary Catalogue- A list cataloging summaries of all my stories that are out or I'm in the middle of working on.

See what I'm reading- I enjoy reading as much as I do writing. Check out my other side blog if you like

Order of Updates- see what story gets updated next

**tbp- To be published

pt..?- uncertain if this will be a series or not, mostly with the prompt inspired stories

[dovakel]

day 1: mermaid

@catbatart soo, here’s my first entry for monster march. and i’m on mobile to boot, so we’ll see how well this goes. also, i have no plan here, i’m winging this shit.

as for tags, uh… i dunno, fluff?

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she stared out at the humans scattered about on the beach. they had been there for hours, as had she, silently watching as they performed their odd ritual. the rhythmic sound of sand shifting drew her focus away, and she turned to see a human, her human, striding across the sand to reach her. he looked pleased with himself, frigid sweet treats gripped in his hands, only adding to the bizzarness that was today.

“…they’re doing it again.” she deadpanned, as he seated himself in the sand beside her. it was such an odd thing to see, the way he folded his legs in and dropped down to the ground with an “oof”, legs neatly looped about each other like a knotted rope, or the twisty spongy treats, the ‘pret-zls’ he sometimes brought her.

“doing what?” he asked, passing her one of the sweet arctic sticks he carried. she accepted it and glared back at the mass of offending humans.

“cooking themselves.”

he laughed at that, loud and boisterous, as he often did when she observed his kind.

“they’re sun bathing!” he laughed. “how do you not know what that is? i’ve seen you do it plenty of times!”

“ugh, i warm myself, i don’t bake like a dying fish abandoned by the retreating tide!” she ranted, gaining momentum as he laughed all the harder. “i can smell them from here! can they not smell themselves?! and why, why must they do this here? the sun touches your whole world, why must you flock to our beach for this, this, this masochism??” she turned to face him fully now, pearlescent eyes demanding answers. he was no help of course, choking and coughing as his laughter robbed him of breath. she waited for him to compose himself, there was little else she could do really. simply watching as he thumped his chest with his free hand, as if it would rush air back to his lungs. she sighed at the futile action. 'such masochism, it must be ingrained in their race as a whole.’ finally he caught enough breath to speak.

“…fuck. that was hilarious. i’m dying over here… i fucking love you, you know that? i’m never gonna get sick of the way you see the world.”

tch, a non answer. predictable.

“i’m so glad the truth amuses you so.” she deadpanned, accepting that she would be recieving no insight to his people’s madness this day. she scowled at the treat in her hand, the warm sun robbing it of its coolness and form, the sweetness beginning to weep down her fingers. “why do you even make frosted treats when you know they perish in sunlight?” she sighed, knowing once again that she’d recieve no answer. he chuckled, wrapping an arm about her waist to draw her closer. nuzzling his face into her own, he responded.

“hush grumpy, and eat your popsicle.”

sigh. humans.

[quarryknightcosplayandcustoms]

I made another comic

[letsgayguys-blog]

Godamnit this has me cr y in g

[shadescootalo-deactivated202509]

The skeleton is like do you mind

[love-and-monsters]

Necrovember: Injustice

A girl is burned. Revenge is had.

Content warning: Description of being burned.

“Please!” she scrambled against them as the crowd carried her to the pyre. Strong arms held her fast as she clawed and bit and did everything she could to break free. “Please don’t!”

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[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aim-and-ignights]

Same energy

[maxeth]

trifecta

[sighinastorm]

quadrifecta

[truffledmadness]

“Tortilla” would match to “torta”, which….is a real Spanish word that just means cake, y’all.

Tortillas are little flat cakes.

[doomedgirls]

in addition, mosca means fly

mosquito does mean little fly

lmfao

[anoctopus]

‘dump’ is an old adjective that meant “doughy” so “dumpling” is basically “little doughy thing”

[sighinastorm]

Yes but that’s not funny.

[nutwit]

Doro still at large

[dies-first]

Testing new photoshop brushes w one of my favorite bot thot convos

[thelovethatyouhad]

You did it! You broke 2020 down to its bare essentials!

[delldarling]

chasing truth masterlist

What is chasing truth? This is a novel length male faerie x gender neutral reader story, featuring my Fae character: Merrick. This story ranges from sfw, to lime, to lemon and all the way back to fluffy romance of an adventure. While the posting is in progress, chasing truth is finished! It was written entirely in nanowrimo 2019 and was re-written and edited through 2020. This post will be updated regularly until all chapters are posted! And it just so happens to be the first book in my Towers of Names series!

Faerie Courts, monarchs both frightening and fair, traversing realms and finding love, sudden and wondrous and cruel. Names are important, names you choose, names you refuse… With the gift, or curse, of a Faerie lifetime, they have to take those blocks and build themselves into exactly who they want to become. Who would you be, carrying such a list behind you?

prologue ; a task given chapter one ; lies & gardeners chapter two ; become the traitor chapter three ; priorities chapter four ; to be posted

[monstersandmaw]

Non-binary lich x reader (nsfw)

This has been up on Patreon for a week now on early release. New stories for Tumblr go up on Wednesdays at the moment and are available there for a whole week before they hit Tumblr, so if you want to have access to the next one (it just went up), make sure you’re on the $5 tier. I’d love to have you as the newest member of the Patreon supporters!

Anyway, contents: It’s 7688 words long, features a non-binary, skeletal lich, is set in a fantasy setting, and I don’t think it comes with any warnings. Looking forward to your reaction!! 

“So, you’re the new librarian…”

The softly rasping voice behind you startled the life out of you, and you dropped the three-volume stack onto the thick, oak table with an undignified squawk. The boom rang out through the castle library and one or two scholars shot glares at you over the top of their research. Turning, you found yourself face to face with a moving skeleton and your eyes widened even further.

Wearing a long, unadorned, shapeless, black robe with the hood pulled right up over the bare ivory of the skull, the figure had a glowing green light in their eye sockets and one of their teeth had been replaced at some point by a silver prosthetic. More than that, you couldn’t say, but it was apparent that their entire body was just a humanoid skeleton beneath the billowing robes.

And then the penny dropped. “Oh!” you gasped, straightening a little. “You’re… You’re Avery… the court mage…” How many liches could one royal castle have after all?

They dipped their head in a curt bow. “Indeed.”

“I’m sorry, I just… wasn’t expecting…”

Another little bow. “It’s quite alright. I realise that meeting a someone like me for the first time can be somewhat… unnerving.”

You opened your mouth to counter them, but realised it was actually true, and just nodded. “How can I help you anyway?” you asked instead.

They seemed to appreciate the segue into safer waters, and told you the name of the tome they were looking for. “It’s essentially a compendium of plants and fungi that grow only on the fringes of Silver Perch Lake in Aragantia,” they added. “A somewhat… specialised catalogue, I’m aware.”

With a nod, you headed to the vast catalogue system and in almost no time at all, especially given how new you were to the post, you and the court mage were walking silently through the shelves of the royal library in search of the book’s location. Avery made no attempt to talk to you, and you assumed they preferred it that way. After all, you supposed, what could a humble librarian have to say to a necromancer and a mage as powerful as them anyway? In your relatively limited experience of mages, they tended to look down on anyone not powerful or supposedly intelligent enough to wield magic.

As you proceeded further and further into the dark stacks, the light dwindled to almost nothing, and in that moment you cursed the innate flammability of paper and parchment, longing for a lamp of sorts.

Slowing, and trying not to fumble, you squinted and ran your fingertips along the shelves to keep a straight course. During your interview for the position, you’d been told about the glowing crystals that the team of three librarians had access to, but apparently you were still too junior to warrant their secrets yet. It had not been expected, it seemed, that someone as important as Avery would require your assistance. Re-shelving returns in the main library was all you’d done so far in your short tenure after all.

“Here,” the lich said from behind you, the word spoken aloud making you jump all over again, and a moment later, a flickering ball of blue light wafted past you to float a pace or two in front of you. It moved when you did, bobbing slowly.

“Handy,” you grinned back at them over your shoulder. “Thanks.”

In the eerie pulsing light, the dark sockets of their skull and the smooth bone looked almost frightening, but you reminded yourself that this was not an old haunted castle from a horror story, and was in fact the hub of a great trading network whose machinations were aided by the work of the court mage, who also just happened to be a lich and, by extension, a necromancer.

With no expression at all to offer you comfort or reassurance, Avery just lowered their gaze and waited for you to move on again.

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[monstersandmaw]

Male lich x reader (nsfw) *Starfall Springs*

I thought I’d posted this. I haven’t. I’m probably going a bit mad, but I’ll blame it on being in a different country and five hours out of my usual timezone??? *shrugs*

Here’s my lich Rhae. It’s a bit different from my usual formula of ‘reader meets monster and falls in love’, but I hope it’s as fun to read. It got a good reception on Patreon anyway. If you want stories on early release, plus access to monthly monster stories and a weekly, ongoing series about a dragon wyvern shifter, then head on over to Patreon!

Here’s 4k words for you. No warnings (I don’t think!), and a few goblin friends, and a little skeletal bat friend too :)

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Being back here again after years away was… strange to say the least. The quaint old town of Starfall Springs didn’t change much over time, and in fact it was as though you’d left just yesterday. Greta still sold her jams and preserves on the corner stall in the market, and Connor his fresh fish on Fridays at the stall beside hers. In fact, the only thing that seemed to have changed in the slightest all these years was you.

As your pickup truck ground to a halt outside the mines to the north of the town, you tried very hard not to look at the elegant line of the enchanter’s tower as it rose from the spires of the pines that gave their scent to the air all around you.

Luckily, you didn’t have to spend too long avoiding it because a small, dark figure barrelled out of the old stone building to your right and careered into you, hugging your thighs and laughing before stepping back, still grinning.

“Skrik!” you chuckled, staggering and finally recognising the goblin as he released you. His dark green skin was flecked with dirt from the mines and his dark eyes glittered bright as polished jet as he laughed.

“Oh my friend,” he said in goblin speech before switching to the common tongue that almost everyone spoke now. “It’s good to see you here again.”

“I missed you,” you said, placing your hand fondly over his gnarled shoulder joint, the bony ridges and bumps evident through the rough fabric of his shirt. He wore scruffy, dark brown trousers with rather old fashioned braces over his shoulders, and a rather ragged shirt that might once have been ivory in colour, though it was ripped and smudged from his work in the silver mines.

“Tell me,” he said, “Why it is that you come back here for work, but not to see us?” There was a genuine sting of hurt in his reedy voice, but you could tell he was more pleased to see you than he was hurt by your absence.

“I kept in touch?” you offered rather pathetically as he walked you towards the stone building. Ever in the corner of your eye, however, was the looming enchanter’s tower.

Skrik obviously saw where your gaze had wandered, and he sighed. “You keep in touch with him?”

Shaking your head in silence, you strode off towards the office and kept the tower to your back. A second later, your old friend trotted after you with a heavy sigh.

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