Dove: I wish thousands would drop their panties for me. They should. It’s pride month.
Dove: you haven’t watched it yet??? Smh. What have you been doing all this time?
Dove: vip tickets??? What a treat. Maybe I’ll just have to go to both if you’re gonna do that. Be a groupie for a hot second. Miss you too, buddy. It’ll be the worst spray paint job on a shirt, ever.
LUKE: what you deserve. people need to start celebrating pride month the proper way - by dropping their panties for you. LUKE: sleeping. or, well, daydreaming about sleeping. did you know 10 month olds go through a sleep regression?? bc i didn't. LUKE: both is good so i'll get those sent over right now. when's the last time you got to play groupie? probably for your other ex, yeah? might be the worst but that's fineeee. we can't all go out rocking zara larsson (?) level spray tees.
Dove: it would make me a very happy woman. It’s been way too long since anyone has done that for me ://// feeling deprived.
Dove: nope. I’ve never had a reason to know that sort of thing. Hopefully she goes back to proper sleep soon, though.
Dove: probably. That feels like a lifetime ago. We really can’t. She’s too much of an expert. Probably best I just overnight ship one from Amazon.















