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“Oh Terrence, my super smart partner in crime, how I’ve missed you. I have not been able to find anyone in England who can match my energy in such a cool cool cool cool definitely awesome and amazing way like you. They’ve got great tea though. Gossip and actual tea. I liked their black tea the best, but my friends would cringe when I said it.” As Terrence shut the door behind him, Isadora took a step back. “Wow… you have been busy… And not with another forest girl… And by the way, that is over. Like… Over over. For realsies this time. No big deal. I’m over it. It’s fine. It’s whatever.” He tapped the wall at an unknown word, causing her eyes to squint in confusion. “Ooooooo, okay okay. Walk me through… All of this. So Syrup is now a vampire because someone has been giving Huxley hickeys, and there’s no way anyone would give Huxley a hickey. I mean, without bribes at least. Who else in the class has these suspicious markings? And why do you believe that it’s Syrup specifically?”
“I missed you too! I’ve been hangin’ with Burgundy, but she likes talking about my moms more than the Fresno Night Crawler. It’s fine though, she’d start going on about my moms and I’d just distract myself by looking at her giant-- . . . eyes. Her eyes. And hell yeah I’m way cooler than tea. I’m colder than iced tea, dude.” Terrence turned his attention back to her, giving her a look to show he wasn’t convinced. If it were anyone but Andrew then maybe he would have told her to follow her heart and just have an adult conversation with him-- however the idea of his best friend and his cousin swapping spit again made him gag. “Good. He’s a degenerate punk, Dora. The only criminal you should be messing around with is Mothman, who’s wanted in the state of West Virginia for tampering with the Silver Bridge.”
Terrence actually didn’t have much proof, just theories formed in the madness of nighttime by Reddit scrolling and Monster energy drinks. “Okay so like hear me out-- Remember we read Dracula freshman year? Well more like you and I just watched Dracula with Keanu Reeves, but that’s besides the point. Anyway, remember how the girl who isn’t Winona Ryder dies and then weird shit starts happening? Well no one knows if Syrup died or not, she just sorta vanished. What if a vampire took her away, made her his weird child vampire like in an Anne Rice book, and now she’s back feeding on people?" Terrence moved the chalk over to a list of classmates. “All 10 of these people have showed up with marks on their neck.” he said, once again clueless to the fact that his ex classmates were just incredibly horny. “C’mon it’s gotta be a vampire!"












