Totally didn’t just accidentally burn a souffle in the TARDIS kitchen.
Nope, nope, nope.
Ah. Judging by the smoke, it totally wasn’t your cheddar souffle with.. hm.. garlic, I think? Not that you would, of course.
Nope. Totally wasn’t my cheddar souffle with garlic.
You know, Clara, if you like I could introduce you to some rather master class souffle bakers. You know, just so you can exchange ideas. Not that I’m hinting or anything.
Are you implying I can’t cook? Just cause I can’t get my mother’s soufflé recipe right, or cook a decent turkey, doesn’t mean I can’t cook. Cheeky sod.
It totally was not your fault the shrimp marinara woke up and demanded voting rights, was it? What was really disturbing was when it put on a frock and started prancing about, warbling “I Enjoy Being A Girl”.














