Cast + Crew

C+C Favourite Moments

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Teachers

Antonio: I have a question, I just wanna get like the current price ranges for something

Antonio: Let’s say hypothetically, I took all the professors and teachers in the area that teach English

Antonio: And I locked them all in a room to teach me grammar, how much should I pay them each?

Antonio: A £25 McDonalds gift card? What are we thinking?

Nicholas: I’d give them 20 minutes before they kill you

Aurora: I think they’re going to need four years worth of therapy

Antonio: Okay well that’s good, because in another room I’ll have all the therapists 

Antonio: And they can accept those in that are getting screwed up by the grammar talk, and then they can fix them

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Bend Over

Aurora: ZACH I’M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS WITH A STICK

Aurora: I’M GOING TO GRAB A STICK AND BEND YOU OVER LIKE A BAD DOG

Zach: What the fuck???

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Body of Water

Baekhyun: What is your, uh, favourite body of water, Tora?

Lucius, flabbergasted: ???

Tora: It’s hard to choose between the five great lakes

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Live to Eat

Baekhyun: So, y’know Tora, you eat food… sometimes, yeah?

Baekhyun: You don’t like… you’re one of the uh, “live to eat” not “eat to live” people, your friend Orpheus…

Baekhyun: What I mean by that is like, you-you enjoy eating and don’t just do it for like, the… the plain sustenance that it gives, like our friend Orpheus, y’know what I’m saying

Tora, amused: Correct.

Lucius: Do you know what he is saying?

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Un-quickly

Laurie: Do I have time to go quickly pee?

Antonio: Go pee.

Zach: I need to go… un-quickly shit, if that’s okay

Antonio: The honesty is refreshing

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Drive

Vinnie: You ever seen the movie “Drive” with uh, Ryan Gosling

Brae: Mhm

Vinnie: Imagine, we make a movie like that, but we’re behind the scenes obviously

Vinnie: We’re too ugly to be on camera

Brae: Of course

Vinnie: Elio as the lead, and instead of, you know, he’s not– he’s not this stunt-man turned, um, get-away car driver, he’s–

Vinnie: He’s just trying to get his cousins to school

Brae, chuckling: He’s just trying to get his baby cousins to school on time

Vinnie: Yeah, but he can’t stop hitting peds 

Brae: …?

Vinnie: Pedestrians, pedestrians!

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Mario

Antonio: Uh, so the guy comes out, he’s like “Hello”, and then he asks for my name

Antonio: And I, like a fucking idiot, said “Mario”.

Antonio:

Antonio: I don’t know why, I’ve never said that in my entire fucking life

Antonio: I’ve never said that in my ENTIRE life, I don’t know why I said that

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Rejection

Baekhyun: Lucius, I gotta be honest, if aliens came to Earth—

Lucius: Don’t talk to me!!!

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Piercings

Tay: You didn’t think I had any piercings?

Baekhyun: Not, not on your nose, I didn’t see that

Sera: She had more piercings than I, she had a septum and one right under it

Baekhyun: Damn bro

Tay: And this guy calls himself my “best friend”

Harley: Yeah, he made me give him a piercing, it was pretty weird

Tay: Did you give him a Jacob’s Ladder?

Harley: Ah, it was a Prince Albert

Tay: Oh, close enough

Baekhyun: Is that the one on the… clit?

Sera: Do you have a clitoris Baekhyun?

Baekhyun: Can you guys not make fun of me? Thanks

Tay: It’s just a question, it’s not making fun

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How close?

Baekhyun: Jisung, how close are you to busting?

Aster: Hm???

Baekhyun: How many more strokes Jisung, until you blow?

Lucius: WHAAAAT?

Antonio: Jesus CHRIST brooooo

Baekhyun: Do you catch my drift Jisung?

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Ball-bers

Baekhyun: Hey, you guys ever heard of “ball-bers”?

Baekhyun: Like, uh, barbers who cut your pubes?

Baekhyun: Looking for a ball-ber if anyone has a recommendation

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Spare knife

Aster: I have a question for you

Baekhyun: Oh, for sure, how’s it going?

Aster: Why do you have a spare knife in your bathroom?

Baekhyun: Spare knife? 

Baekhyun: Um, it’s because my chuds have been very large, and the toilet can’t swallow it, so I have to cut it into itty-bitty pieces so it can

Aster: UHHHHHHHHH???

Baekhyun: What am I supposed to do Aster?

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Who else?

Baekhyun: Do your farts get stinkier as you age?

Lucius: Bro what is wrong with you?

Baekhyun: Just things I want to ask my guy, bro

Baekhyun: Who else am I gonna ask?

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Excess

Baekhyun: Um, so, when you do the pee

Baekhyun: And you—you like, you wipe up the excess

Lucius: Bro you good?

Baekhyun: Yeah, is it my vibe?

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Vamonos!

Lucius: Come on, vamonos!

Antonio, Cara, Laurie: Everybody let’s go!

Baekhyun, under his breath: I wish my name was “vamonos”

Cara: Ew ew ew ew ew!

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Founding Father

Ozzy: Okay so back then Remus started studying with us

Ozzy: ‘Cause Remus is a really good friend of AJ’s

Ozzy: And Remus invited Minju

Ozzy: And then Minju started running her own study sessions

Ozzy: So if the Morning Sessions were America, AJ’s a founding father

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1 in 4 men

Brae: Okay, if you didn’t know

Brae: Akuma, y’know Akuma, that Akuma?

Brae: This is a few years back, apparently like him, Remus, Kane and Vinnie were in a car ride

Brae: And, for some reason the topic of pedophiles came up, which is already a red flag in my opinion

Brae: But anyways, they were talking about pedophiles for some reason and then Akuma was like “oh yeah, I heard a statistic that 1 in 4 men are pedophiles”

Brae: And everybody’s just like, jaw drops

Brae: Like what are you talking about, like that is an insane statistic

Brae: Like how would- that would mean one of them in the car would be a pedophile!

Brae: And like he was just living his life with this burden of information thinking that’s true!

Brae: He must’ve been so terrified

Brae: No wonder he has anxiety

Brae: Anyways, they cleared him up on it, he was very relieved to hear that one of them in the car was not in fact a pedophile

Brae: Just huge news for everybody involved really