someone: hey are u alright
me: *laying facedown on the floor* yeah why do you ask

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someone: hey are u alright
me: *laying facedown on the floor* yeah why do you ask
NOT AGAIN
got carl trained good
Johnny Depp: (about Al Pacino) He likes to tell jokes. And he liked to tell me this one specific joke over and over, and I, uh, didn’t really understand it. David Letterman: You didn’t get the joke. Johnny Depp: I didn’t get the joke. David Latterman: Do you remember the joke? Johnny Depp: Yeah, he used to lean over and say, (imitating Al) “John, a skeleton goes into a bar.. orders a beer, and a mop.”
[bizarrocomics]
How come Tumblr hasn't go crazy about the kidnapping?
Seriously, where are all the SJWs condemning the ableist crime….
Oh wait! This was against a white guy, so obviously, tumblr will be quiet!
Let me tell you something, if the roles were reversed, and it were 4 white guys kicking a mentally disabled black guy, all of you would be saying how it was a racist hate crime. You would be posting how much you hate white people, and how white people suck.
But what had happened was that it was 4 black people against a mentally disabled white guy and where are y'all at?!?!??!! Oh yeah, not saying anything, cause you won’t. Cause according to y'all “you can’t be racist against white people” well, news flash, you can. And this is the evidence.
Let’s take race and politics aside.
The fact remains that 4 people kidnapped a mentally disabled person and tortured him for 48 hours.
Let that sink in for a minute, and re-evaluate yourself.
Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.
*The Walking Dead comes back on*
Me: I can’t believe I’m actually watching this shit again. What the fuck is wrong with me?
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it.
I agree with Trump on one thing: I’m weirdly attracted to his daughter.
http://twitter.com/MattMelvin/status/785309612023029760 (via mattmelvin)
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