Down to Fook

A sex and body positive feminist admits as much while online dating, hilarity ensues.

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For the record, I'm not just a body here for your fantasies.

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First of all, I promise y'all I didn't "lamely wink" or any kind of wink at this literal dick. Also, If you have a gross dick pic as your OKC profile photo, but looking at my profile is the riskiest thing you can do, I worry for you and your life choices. But good luck out there.

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Guys, it's my first marriage proposal! He makes a great pitch, but I think maybe Egypt is a little too toasty for my sweaty tendencies.

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Because 34 year olds can't be cute? Also #proofread. Byeeeee.

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God bless America 🇺🇸

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Had no idea I was actually just food. 🍔

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Here's the thing. I'm not shy. I'm just not interested. I know online dating is rough, and you want someone to return a message you put out there. But never once have I thought that a guy didn't respond to me because he was "shy." That's some real male privilege shit to think its not because someone isn't interested, it's because they couldn't possibly muster the courage to respond to you? Where can I get some of that confidence? Or he's just trying to be funny. Whatever.

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I'm still waiting for an answer.

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Do you want to go ahead and guess what those four earlier messages said? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try, try, try …..

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I will never cease to be confused by messages like this. OkCupid is not Fetlife or some sort of sex-focused site that would assume these sorts of opening messages. I get these because “casual sex” is on the list of things I could be open to, and that’s immediately translated as “oh she must want me to buy her some underwear and fuck her without knowing anything about each other.” Also, SwimmingLover99 is definitely your AOL email address.

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I typically like to assume the "clean" bit... 😁

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You know what they say, if at first you don't success, try again every few months.

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Points for getting to the point? Nah.

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Submission from an incredible body pos pal of mine. Is this guy a taxi driver, a lover of taxis, or an actual cab… Like a creep version of Nightrider?

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I guess what happened is I gave this person my number so we could go on a date. That date did not go well, because I didn't store him in my phone as a name or even a nickname. Then several months/about a year later, he gets offended when I have no idea who he is. #Sorrynotsorry to mess with you while you're dipping into the archives buddy.

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I mean, at least he was polite about it. 📍