i am a scammer, a fraud

A MESS

[skrotchevo]

[kittensnax]

I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.

[billy-old-deactivated20181202]

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

[s]

where is the superb owl

I want to see him

[madsworth-deactivated20140308]

[sdfasfasdfrtdshdyjartbdfgqerg1]

kinda fucked up how the us education system taught me algebra but not how to shave my nutsack

[sdfasfasdfrtdshdyjartbdfgqerg1]

[neopats]

[rihconda]

[eggstudios]

[actual-haise]

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

[empress-empire]

Imaan Hammam

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

friend: TYPING IN ALL CAPS

me: OK I WILL YELL WITH U

friend: types in smol letters

me: ᵒᵏ ʷᵉ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ʸᵉᶫᶫᶦᶰᵍ ᶰᵒʷ ⋅

[hotelmario]

*a Michaels employee* sir, some teens are spelling curse words with the wood letters and squatting next to them again

[cwote]

Let yourself feel.

Thanks for the inspiration @kindersuggestion :)

[le-capharnaum]

The Temple of Love in the English Garden of the Marie Antoinette’s Estate. 

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Damn squirrels.”

Photos by guremike