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I have a really cute kitty and I wanna go to pet smart and lift something’s for him because he is cute and deserves the world also do you guys wanna see him?

deathgripsforcutie

i remember i worked at burger king a few years ago and somehow -probably from someone who worked there - $3000 got stolen out of the register. two managers on duty. you think corporate said no big deal and covered it, no both the managers had to split $1500 out of their paychecks. corporations dont give a fuck what happens at the store they just want their money. go steal some shitty makeup from walmart but just know you’re not taking the money from sam waltons 700 grandkids, you’re taking it from whoever was on duty when you walked out the door

puthy

LMAO you can’t compare stealing some makeup to stealing 3k that’s so…

cheshireinthemiddle

the-bi-lifter-blog

What’s the thing you would love to lift but cannot?

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a gaming laptop LMFAOOO

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Airpods

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Another Kanken if I weren’t so nervous

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i have two types of friends.

“lifting? heCK YES BABY LETS GO”

and

“lifting?” *snorts a line of cocaine* “thAT’S ILLEGAL NO YOU’RE RUINING THEIR BUSINESSES EWW” *breaks somebody’s property* “dON’T DO THAT YOU’RE DISGUSTING ME”

swipeymcsugar

😂

honeysnatched

mood: getting home from a successful haul and spilling all my lifted treasures on my bed to surround me, like a dragon amidst their hoard of golden baubles

delightfuldonutdreams

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

helloitsbees

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

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also can i just say. some of y’all are sloppy and careless as HELL when it comes to your online shopping scams. people notice patterns, so don’t be like “we know lol” and laugh it up when your lying doesn’t work out for you.

if I sound preachy it’s cause I am. y’all are being willfully ignorant, thinking you’re not gonna get caught. I’ve worked with LP, I’ve done my research, and I’m not a shortsighted 15 year old who thinks they’re hot shit because they can shoplift well. don’t be little bitches to people who remind you to be careful, or you’ll find your future fucked before it can even start

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Give examples!!

crybabylift

please do

gliftgiver-deactivated20200309

Honestly this happens in private convos mostly so I don’t want to point fingers but it’s rly frustrating to see literal children act like I’m being foolish for being careful, as if I’m not in my 20’s and deffo not planning on prison anytime soon. I have a few screenshots but again, I’m not posting them anywhere

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I think they meant examples about the patterns

but in case I’m wrong, I actually would like to hear what some of said examples of patterns are, if you wouldn’t mind sharing!!

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I indeed meant examples of patterns

You don’t need to expose anyone but I think this would be a good teaching moment

winterlifts

If you see something posted by a lifter and it has ANYTHING that could lead to their real identity, message that person and let them know.

I cannot stress enough how important it is that we work together to protect the community as a whole.

thriftten-liften

Small haul

This is my, I’m becoming “addicted” to lifting and needed some stuff haul.

After lifting today I realized how I really need to step up my game because there were many opportunities to lift like from Vs, the staff really didn’t supervise the change/fitting rooms But ya girl didn’t have the right kind of tools so.

Some Tank top from AE $15.62

Victoria secret bralette honestly idk but my guess is anyway from $9.99-24.99 (it was on sale so my guess is $9.99?)

Clout sunglasses $7.99

Victoria secret underwear $10.50 each x5 pairs (there’s two orange Pairs)

Grand total: around $87.1 ish

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the ‘really proud of myself’ haul

im going to tally bc well, i really outdid myself today:

4 l0ve & lem0ns top 105 (would’ve nabbed another but my bag was full lmao)

4ritzia eyelet dress 125

4ritzi4 black pants 110

m4dewe11 white jeans 128

d0ma leather jacket 790!!!

4ritz1a chambray kimono 98

misc jewelry 38 + 70 + 70

vej a shoes 130

total: $1664

(:

random unpictured stuff: new swellxstarbucks bottle, misc makeup, fun socks

liftingcupid

the manager at walmart who caught me when i was 14 was behind me in the line yesterday staring hard af

ladyshinga

If store clerks, security, and cops actually CARED about people most likely to steal, they’d be following teenage white girls. It’s so fucking common we have a whole cutesy term for it - “the shoplifting phase” where white girls and women brag about how much they’ve stolen before

(No, I don’t need 9439 comments from white women about how YOU never went through that phase. I didn’t either but it doesn’t mean I didn’t hear about it throughout my youth CONSTANTLY as white girls my age bragged about it)