Doctor Baron Marius Von Raum

{Same world as @formerinspectorlyfedda}

[dr-baron]

Hello! Can you read this? Does this thing still work?

I am Doctor Baron Marius Von Raum, however just Doctor Baron will be tolerated.

A few of my, ahem, compatriots decided that maybe I should broaden my world of patients. So I have extended my reach to you folks! You’re so very welcome.

[ooc will most likely be formatted like this. both myself and Marius use any pronouns. do keep in mind while making asks that I will not be interacting with anything nsfw because i don’t want to. anons are welcome, other rp blogs are welcome, regular blogs are welcome, just be nice.

[dr-baron]

This is an announcement.

I am very bored. I tried to corner a few of my nearest cohorts (for impromptu therapy) and all I got was my knees stolen again.

[dr-baron]

It seems I have ‘misplaced’ my patellas. I’m not going to point fingers yet, but I expect them back by spmorning.

Or at least get me knee pads, my last ones broke

:(

[dr-baron]

Oh, another one of you. A normal looking one this time, quite refreshing to see, actually.

@udad-penelope-not

Why yes! I am very normal! Do not question my abnormality dear stranger!!

[udad-penelope-not]

Okay, if you say so.

[dr-baron]

I do!! I do say so :)

[dr-baron]

Oh, another one of you. A normal looking one this time, quite refreshing to see, actually.

@udad-penelope-not

Why yes! I am very normal! Do not question my abnormality dear stranger!!

[dr-baron]

Ahh! Hello other me! What a fine doctor you are! Would you like an apple?:)

@vonraumstherapy

Are you saying you’re me too! How peculiar! And I’m sure I’m just as fine a doctor as you! An apple would be lovely, I’ve been trying to get back into therapy but none of my cohorts have been… willing. This shall make an excellent specimen!!

[dr-baron]

Hello good Doctor Baron! Just out of curiosity, have you managed to acquire not-Inspector Edda's appendix yet or have you set your eyes on a different target and/or project?

Kind regards

How sweet of you to ask! I indeed have not, yet. You see, they’re in the deep void of space and being a rather pain to track.

It doesn’t help that my crew has other priorities.

[dr-baron]

kills you

youch :(

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

I am requesting names for my new pet squamous thing. I will pick my favorite of the responses.

The stranger the better for this weird little bastard creature.

[dr-baron]

Doctor Baron Marius Von Raum Jr.

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

Ah! Inspector! Long time no see, glad to see you’re all, you know, alive and such. If you ever need someone to patch up that arm, I’ll be in touch, and I’ll take your appendix for free, a family and friend discount!

Warmest regards in the coldest vacuum of space,

Doctor Baron Marius Von Raum :)

Oh gods not you.

And no thank you, my arm will be perfectly fine. You can fuck right back off to your little crew.

With coldest regards in the starless void,

Lyf, no longer an Inspector.

[dr-baron]

You’re being rather quiet about the appendix offer, Not An Inspector

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

I don't know what an appendix is, Von Raum.

[dr-baron]

You will when I’m done with you :)

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

No.

I will find a way to prematurely end your immortality, Von Raum.

[dr-baron]

:(

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

Ah! Inspector! Long time no see, glad to see you’re all, you know, alive and such. If you ever need someone to patch up that arm, I’ll be in touch, and I’ll take your appendix for free, a family and friend discount!

Warmest regards in the coldest vacuum of space,

Doctor Baron Marius Von Raum :)

Oh gods not you.

And no thank you, my arm will be perfectly fine. You can fuck right back off to your little crew.

With coldest regards in the starless void,

Lyf, no longer an Inspector.

[dr-baron]

You’re being rather quiet about the appendix offer, Not An Inspector

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

I don't know what an appendix is, Von Raum.

[dr-baron]

You will when I’m done with you :)

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

Ah! Inspector! Long time no see, glad to see you’re all, you know, alive and such. If you ever need someone to patch up that arm, I’ll be in touch, and I’ll take your appendix for free, a family and friend discount!

Warmest regards in the coldest vacuum of space,

Doctor Baron Marius Von Raum :)

Oh gods not you.

And no thank you, my arm will be perfectly fine. You can fuck right back off to your little crew.

With coldest regards in the starless void,

Lyf, no longer an Inspector.

[dr-baron]

You’re being rather quiet about the appendix offer, Not An Inspector