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OH GOD PENELOPE IS ELDRITCH HORROR BRO SHE LITERALLY EATS DREAMS

I’m sorry she does what now.

I am so very confused and concerned I will have my dreams or lack there of eaten now.

i wonder if that hurts. or maybe you just won’t have dreams anymore?

I only take away the bad dreams, the nightmares!

interesting but my questions still stand. where do they go? if someone literally only has nightmares do you just stop them from dreaming? do they. taste? like anything??

Oh, when the nightmares are gone, pleasant dreams will start appearing. As for their taste, I don't eat dreams, I just cure them. Though, if they did have a taste, it would depend on the dream itself and the personality of the dreamer, I believe it would usually leave a sour aftertaste.

huh. that definitely has some sort of implications about the human mind that a scientist would love.

yea. never eaten a dream, but i’m inclined to agree. the aftertaste would probably be stronger than the taste itself.

And, well, I suppose instead of me tasting the dreams, I feel them instead. After the whole digestion process, I usually experience whatever emotion had caused the dream along with the other emotions felt during the dream. It's quite a tasking job on both me and the dreamer, so I'm glad to know that not many people have this weird ability, it could sure cause a lot of trouble when fallen into the wrong hands.

Ah, apologies. Seems I've rambled on a bit, I just don't usually get the chance to talk about my... Profession? If that's what you call it... Actually, it makes me wonder who had sent that ask in the first place, perhaps one of my regular customers, even though not many know I can do this.

i get the impression that many of the city’s secrets are open ones. and no need to apologise. i did ask.

Well, I'm not sure how well known it is when many don't even know I exist. Plus, it's not like I have to physically be there to cure nightmares.

well, maybe sptumblr has given me a skewed view of what common knowledge is

This is why it's good to stay off the internet and not use it too much.

no <3 i like knowing more than everyone

besides, studies say blue light is actually good for you, haven’t you heard?

No, studies don't say that.

what’s this then?

What the- ugh, not this again! Telemachos and Prometheus would do this to me a lot, it was annoying then and it's annoying now, too.

that is part of the point of it i’m afraid

#rat clenches fist of rage

....

OH GOD PENELOPE IS ELDRITCH HORROR BRO SHE LITERALLY EATS DREAMS

I’m sorry she does what now.

I am so very confused and concerned I will have my dreams or lack there of eaten now.

i wonder if that hurts. or maybe you just won’t have dreams anymore?

I only take away the bad dreams, the nightmares!

interesting but my questions still stand. where do they go? if someone literally only has nightmares do you just stop them from dreaming? do they. taste? like anything??

Oh, when the nightmares are gone, pleasant dreams will start appearing. As for their taste, I don't eat dreams, I just cure them. Though, if they did have a taste, it would depend on the dream itself and the personality of the dreamer, I believe it would usually leave a sour aftertaste.

huh. that definitely has some sort of implications about the human mind that a scientist would love.

yea. never eaten a dream, but i’m inclined to agree. the aftertaste would probably be stronger than the taste itself.

And, well, I suppose instead of me tasting the dreams, I feel them instead. After the whole digestion process, I usually experience whatever emotion had caused the dream along with the other emotions felt during the dream. It's quite a tasking job on both me and the dreamer, so I'm glad to know that not many people have this weird ability, it could sure cause a lot of trouble when fallen into the wrong hands.

Ah, apologies. Seems I've rambled on a bit, I just don't usually get the chance to talk about my... Profession? If that's what you call it... Actually, it makes me wonder who had sent that ask in the first place, perhaps one of my regular customers, even though not many know I can do this.

i get the impression that many of the city’s secrets are open ones. and no need to apologise. i did ask.

Well, I'm not sure how well known it is when many don't even know I exist. Plus, it's not like I have to physically be there to cure nightmares.

well, maybe sptumblr has given me a skewed view of what common knowledge is

This is why it's good to stay off the internet and not use it too much.

no <3 i like knowing more than everyone

besides, studies say blue light is actually good for you, haven’t you heard?

No, studies don't say that.

what’s this then?

What the- ugh, not this again! Telemachos and Prometheus would do this to me a lot, it was annoying then and it's annoying now, too.

OH GOD PENELOPE IS ELDRITCH HORROR BRO SHE LITERALLY EATS DREAMS

I’m sorry she does what now.

I am so very confused and concerned I will have my dreams or lack there of eaten now.

i wonder if that hurts. or maybe you just won’t have dreams anymore?

I only take away the bad dreams, the nightmares!

interesting but my questions still stand. where do they go? if someone literally only has nightmares do you just stop them from dreaming? do they. taste? like anything??

Oh, when the nightmares are gone, pleasant dreams will start appearing. As for their taste, I don't eat dreams, I just cure them. Though, if they did have a taste, it would depend on the dream itself and the personality of the dreamer, I believe it would usually leave a sour aftertaste.

huh. that definitely has some sort of implications about the human mind that a scientist would love.

yea. never eaten a dream, but i’m inclined to agree. the aftertaste would probably be stronger than the taste itself.

And, well, I suppose instead of me tasting the dreams, I feel them instead. After the whole digestion process, I usually experience whatever emotion had caused the dream along with the other emotions felt during the dream. It's quite a tasking job on both me and the dreamer, so I'm glad to know that not many people have this weird ability, it could sure cause a lot of trouble when fallen into the wrong hands.

Ah, apologies. Seems I've rambled on a bit, I just don't usually get the chance to talk about my... Profession? If that's what you call it... Actually, it makes me wonder who had sent that ask in the first place, perhaps one of my regular customers, even though not many know I can do this.

i get the impression that many of the city’s secrets are open ones. and no need to apologise. i did ask.

Well, I'm not sure how well known it is when many don't even know I exist. Plus, it's not like I have to physically be there to cure nightmares.

well, maybe sptumblr has given me a skewed view of what common knowledge is

This is why it's good to stay off the internet and not use it too much.

no <3 i like knowing more than everyone

besides, studies say blue light is actually good for you, haven’t you heard?

No, studies don't say that.

OH GOD PENELOPE IS ELDRITCH HORROR BRO SHE LITERALLY EATS DREAMS

I’m sorry she does what now.

I am so very confused and concerned I will have my dreams or lack there of eaten now.

i wonder if that hurts. or maybe you just won’t have dreams anymore?

I only take away the bad dreams, the nightmares!

interesting but my questions still stand. where do they go? if someone literally only has nightmares do you just stop them from dreaming? do they. taste? like anything??

Oh, when the nightmares are gone, pleasant dreams will start appearing. As for their taste, I don't eat dreams, I just cure them. Though, if they did have a taste, it would depend on the dream itself and the personality of the dreamer, I believe it would usually leave a sour aftertaste.

huh. that definitely has some sort of implications about the human mind that a scientist would love.

yea. never eaten a dream, but i’m inclined to agree. the aftertaste would probably be stronger than the taste itself.

And, well, I suppose instead of me tasting the dreams, I feel them instead. After the whole digestion process, I usually experience whatever emotion had caused the dream along with the other emotions felt during the dream. It's quite a tasking job on both me and the dreamer, so I'm glad to know that not many people have this weird ability, it could sure cause a lot of trouble when fallen into the wrong hands.

Ah, apologies. Seems I've rambled on a bit, I just don't usually get the chance to talk about my... Profession? If that's what you call it... Actually, it makes me wonder who had sent that ask in the first place, perhaps one of my regular customers, even though not many know I can do this.

i get the impression that many of the city’s secrets are open ones. and no need to apologise. i did ask.

Well, I'm not sure how well known it is when many don't even know I exist. Plus, it's not like I have to physically be there to cure nightmares.

well, maybe sptumblr has given me a skewed view of what common knowledge is

This is why it's good to stay off the internet and not use it too much.

OH GOD PENELOPE IS ELDRITCH HORROR BRO SHE LITERALLY EATS DREAMS

I’m sorry she does what now.

I am so very confused and concerned I will have my dreams or lack there of eaten now.

i wonder if that hurts. or maybe you just won’t have dreams anymore?

I only take away the bad dreams, the nightmares!

interesting but my questions still stand. where do they go? if someone literally only has nightmares do you just stop them from dreaming? do they. taste? like anything??

Oh, when the nightmares are gone, pleasant dreams will start appearing. As for their taste, I don't eat dreams, I just cure them. Though, if they did have a taste, it would depend on the dream itself and the personality of the dreamer, I believe it would usually leave a sour aftertaste.

huh. that definitely has some sort of implications about the human mind that a scientist would love.

yea. never eaten a dream, but i’m inclined to agree. the aftertaste would probably be stronger than the taste itself.

And, well, I suppose instead of me tasting the dreams, I feel them instead. After the whole digestion process, I usually experience whatever emotion had caused the dream along with the other emotions felt during the dream. It's quite a tasking job on both me and the dreamer, so I'm glad to know that not many people have this weird ability, it could sure cause a lot of trouble when fallen into the wrong hands.

Ah, apologies. Seems I've rambled on a bit, I just don't usually get the chance to talk about my... Profession? If that's what you call it... Actually, it makes me wonder who had sent that ask in the first place, perhaps one of my regular customers, even though not many know I can do this.

i get the impression that many of the city’s secrets are open ones. and no need to apologise. i did ask.

Well, I'm not sure how well known it is when many don't even know I exist. Plus, it's not like I have to physically be there to cure nightmares.

Celest, dear? I got that bounty off your head, you can go out now, or don't if you enjoy my husba- spouse's company.

Do let me know if you ever run into trouble in The City... Or anywhere else, too. I'd be more than happy to help! Don't worry, I won't be using the same method I used this time. Unless the circumstances call for it, of course.

@udad-penelope-not

... right. i should reiterate that you didn't literally have to sleep with zeus- i'm sure Hades could have pulled a few strings and threatened a few guys and it would have had the same effect.

Well, they should've acted sooner. Plus, it's not like I exactly lost anything from this endeavour anyways, so I'd say it's fine!

Hades is a busy person and Ulysses probably would have been fine helping me hide out for another hour or two. you- ... people are weird

See? Hades already has a lot on their plate, no need to add more. And you can stay with Ulysses as long as you like. I simply just steered him clear from your path for later on, is all.

that... doesn't mean you have to SLEEP WITH ZEUS-

It's fine, I didn't mind it too much, especially if it helps!

HADES HAD IT UNDER CONTROL???

Well, they didn't have it under control enough, obviously. Plus, I got it done quicker, if I say so myself.

Hades couldn't exactly deal with it themselves if he was occupied with you the whole time. You didn't even give them a chance.

They would've just threatened him, and threats can only go so far. Especially when you constantly threaten someone when troubles arise, it'll stop having any affect. I just helped them save their threats for another day.

i reiterate, he would have deserved it. and threats can get you very far when you mean it.

Well, what's done is done now, and I quite enjoyed getting to know Zeus a bit.

Celest, dear? I got that bounty off your head, you can go out now, or don't if you enjoy my husba- spouse's company.

Do let me know if you ever run into trouble in The City... Or anywhere else, too. I'd be more than happy to help! Don't worry, I won't be using the same method I used this time. Unless the circumstances call for it, of course.

@udad-penelope-not

... right. i should reiterate that you didn't literally have to sleep with zeus- i'm sure Hades could have pulled a few strings and threatened a few guys and it would have had the same effect.

Well, they should've acted sooner. Plus, it's not like I exactly lost anything from this endeavour anyways, so I'd say it's fine!

Hades is a busy person and Ulysses probably would have been fine helping me hide out for another hour or two. you- ... people are weird

See? Hades already has a lot on their plate, no need to add more. And you can stay with Ulysses as long as you like. I simply just steered him clear from your path for later on, is all.

that... doesn't mean you have to SLEEP WITH ZEUS-

It's fine, I didn't mind it too much, especially if it helps!

HADES HAD IT UNDER CONTROL???

Well, they didn't have it under control enough, obviously. Plus, I got it done quicker, if I say so myself.

Hades couldn't exactly deal with it themselves if he was occupied with you the whole time. You didn't even give them a chance.

They would've just threatened him, and threats can only go so far. Especially when you constantly threaten someone when troubles arise, it'll stop having any affect. I just helped them save their threats for another day.

Celest, dear? I got that bounty off your head, you can go out now, or don't if you enjoy my husba- spouse's company.

Do let me know if you ever run into trouble in The City... Or anywhere else, too. I'd be more than happy to help! Don't worry, I won't be using the same method I used this time. Unless the circumstances call for it, of course.

@udad-penelope-not

... right. i should reiterate that you didn't literally have to sleep with zeus- i'm sure Hades could have pulled a few strings and threatened a few guys and it would have had the same effect.

Well, they should've acted sooner. Plus, it's not like I exactly lost anything from this endeavour anyways, so I'd say it's fine!

Hades is a busy person and Ulysses probably would have been fine helping me hide out for another hour or two. you- ... people are weird

See? Hades already has a lot on their plate, no need to add more. And you can stay with Ulysses as long as you like. I simply just steered him clear from your path for later on, is all.

that... doesn't mean you have to SLEEP WITH ZEUS-

It's fine, I didn't mind it too much, especially if it helps!

HADES HAD IT UNDER CONTROL???

Well, they didn't have it under control enough, obviously. Plus, I got it done quicker, if I say so myself.

Celest, dear? I got that bounty off your head, you can go out now, or don't if you enjoy my husba- spouse's company.

Do let me know if you ever run into trouble in The City... Or anywhere else, too. I'd be more than happy to help! Don't worry, I won't be using the same method I used this time. Unless the circumstances call for it, of course.

@udad-penelope-not

... right. i should reiterate that you didn't literally have to sleep with zeus- i'm sure Hades could have pulled a few strings and threatened a few guys and it would have had the same effect.

Well, they should've acted sooner. Plus, it's not like I exactly lost anything from this endeavour anyways, so I'd say it's fine!

Hades is a busy person and Ulysses probably would have been fine helping me hide out for another hour or two. you- ... people are weird

See? Hades already has a lot on their plate, no need to add more. And you can stay with Ulysses as long as you like. I simply just steered him clear from your path for later on, is all.

that... doesn't mean you have to SLEEP WITH ZEUS-

#her optimism can be a bit worrying sometimes #sigh penelope the city dosent deserve u and everything u do for it

It's fine, I didn't mind it too much, especially if it helps!

Celest, dear? I got that bounty off your head, you can go out now, or don't if you enjoy my husba- spouse's company.

Do let me know if you ever run into trouble in The City... Or anywhere else, too. I'd be more than happy to help! Don't worry, I won't be using the same method I used this time. Unless the circumstances call for it, of course.

@udad-penelope-not

... right. i should reiterate that you didn't literally have to sleep with zeus- i'm sure Hades could have pulled a few strings and threatened a few guys and it would have had the same effect.

Well, they should've acted sooner. Plus, it's not like I exactly lost anything from this endeavour anyways, so I'd say it's fine!

Hades is a busy person and Ulysses probably would have been fine helping me hide out for another hour or two. you- ... people are weird

#the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #mechs rp #udad rp

See? Hades already has a lot on their plate, no need to add more. And you can stay with Ulysses as long as you like. I simply just steered him clear from your path for later on, is all.

Just a heads up, if you need to get any shirts (think maybe dresses too) done, I can refer you to @ spiderweb-anon

Don’t know how she’ll be able to get you your order across dimensions, but she’ll probably figure it out

Ah, thank you for this information! Though, I doubt I can exactly wear dresses since I don't really have a physical body.

Celest, dear? I got that bounty off your head, you can go out now, or don't if you enjoy my husba- spouse's company.

Do let me know if you ever run into trouble in The City... Or anywhere else, too. I'd be more than happy to help! Don't worry, I won't be using the same method I used this time. Unless the circumstances call for it, of course.

@udad-penelope-not

... right. i should reiterate that you didn't literally have to sleep with zeus- i'm sure Hades could have pulled a few strings and threatened a few guys and it would have had the same effect.

Well, they should've acted sooner. Plus, it's not like I exactly lost anything from this endeavour anyways, so I'd say it's fine!

I could punch Zeus for you.

@ashes-smoke-and-blood

Uh... No thanks, I'd rather you don't. That would lead to some unpleasant results at my end.

If it gets him to stop messing with my lieutenant, then I will more than gladly hit him where it hurts.

And if he doesn't know I'm punching him on your behalf, then I doubt there'd be consequences on your end. Mine maybe, but not yours.

Okay, listen. Your lieutenant, Thanatos? Yea, I'm actually with Zeus right now because of them. I've actually been trying to get that bounty off your employees head, and I'm quite close, so just... Don't interfere? I don't want to lose all my progress.

Didn’t know someone would go to that bitch and sweet talk their way out of someone’s bounty.

Well, you're not exactly a local, are you? Hospitality can actually get you quite far, especially when it comes to Zeus, who invented the laws of Xenia.

I just wish he didn't need me in his bed for this to happen...

I don't need you reminding me that I'm not a local. I know that quite well, thank you.

And it doesn't exactly seem like the best idea to do what you're having to do in order to get a bounty off someone.

Well, my idea is working, isn't it?

Yes, but letting someone use you in order to help a friend doesn’t sound like the best option.

There isn't exactly any better and more civilized options.

Aren't you uncomfortable though?

Well, yes, but... That doesn't really matter now, does it? I can deal with feeling a bit uneasy here and there, and Zeus is a decent enough person himself as well.

Calling Zeus a decent person is a bit of a stretch..

Well, he didn't question what type of species I am. And, for him to allow me to talk him into cancelling that bounty is already big signs of decency.

He's probably only allowing it because you're in his bed.

So? If it helps, I don't mind! And you get to save your punches for a later date, otherwise overusing them would've led to him not caring if you punched him or not.

I could punch Zeus for you.

@ashes-smoke-and-blood

Uh... No thanks, I'd rather you don't. That would lead to some unpleasant results at my end.

If it gets him to stop messing with my lieutenant, then I will more than gladly hit him where it hurts.

And if he doesn't know I'm punching him on your behalf, then I doubt there'd be consequences on your end. Mine maybe, but not yours.

Okay, listen. Your lieutenant, Thanatos? Yea, I'm actually with Zeus right now because of them. I've actually been trying to get that bounty off your employees head, and I'm quite close, so just... Don't interfere? I don't want to lose all my progress.

Didn’t know someone would go to that bitch and sweet talk their way out of someone’s bounty.

Well, you're not exactly a local, are you? Hospitality can actually get you quite far, especially when it comes to Zeus, who invented the laws of Xenia.

I just wish he didn't need me in his bed for this to happen...

I don't need you reminding me that I'm not a local. I know that quite well, thank you.

And it doesn't exactly seem like the best idea to do what you're having to do in order to get a bounty off someone.

Well, my idea is working, isn't it?

Yes, but letting someone use you in order to help a friend doesn’t sound like the best option.

There isn't exactly any better and more civilized options.

Aren't you uncomfortable though?

Well, yes, but... That doesn't really matter now, does it? I can deal with feeling a bit uneasy here and there, and Zeus is a decent enough person himself as well.

Calling Zeus a decent person is a bit of a stretch..

Well, he didn't question what type of species I am. And, for him to allow me to talk him into cancelling that bounty is already big signs of decency.

I could punch Zeus for you.

@ashes-smoke-and-blood

Uh... No thanks, I'd rather you don't. That would lead to some unpleasant results at my end.

If it gets him to stop messing with my lieutenant, then I will more than gladly hit him where it hurts.

And if he doesn't know I'm punching him on your behalf, then I doubt there'd be consequences on your end. Mine maybe, but not yours.

Okay, listen. Your lieutenant, Thanatos? Yea, I'm actually with Zeus right now because of them. I've actually been trying to get that bounty off your employees head, and I'm quite close, so just... Don't interfere? I don't want to lose all my progress.

Didn’t know someone would go to that bitch and sweet talk their way out of someone’s bounty.

Well, you're not exactly a local, are you? Hospitality can actually get you quite far, especially when it comes to Zeus, who invented the laws of Xenia.

I just wish he didn't need me in his bed for this to happen...

I don't need you reminding me that I'm not a local. I know that quite well, thank you.

And it doesn't exactly seem like the best idea to do what you're having to do in order to get a bounty off someone.

Well, my idea is working, isn't it?

Yes, but letting someone use you in order to help a friend doesn’t sound like the best option.

There isn't exactly any better and more civilized options.

Aren't you uncomfortable though?

#shes going to be screaming into her pillow for allowing herself to get touched like this after btw

Well, yes, but... That doesn't really matter now, does it? I can deal with feeling a bit uneasy here and there, and Zeus is a decent enough person himself as well.

OH GOD PENELOPE IS ELDRITCH HORROR BRO SHE LITERALLY EATS DREAMS

I’m sorry she does what now.

I am so very confused and concerned I will have my dreams or lack there of eaten now.

i wonder if that hurts. or maybe you just won’t have dreams anymore?

I only take away the bad dreams, the nightmares!

interesting but my questions still stand. where do they go? if someone literally only has nightmares do you just stop them from dreaming? do they. taste? like anything??

Oh, when the nightmares are gone, pleasant dreams will start appearing. As for their taste, I don't eat dreams, I just cure them. Though, if they did have a taste, it would depend on the dream itself and the personality of the dreamer, I believe it would usually leave a sour aftertaste.

huh. that definitely has some sort of implications about the human mind that a scientist would love.

yea. never eaten a dream, but i’m inclined to agree. the aftertaste would probably be stronger than the taste itself.