Hello.

[dr-cog]

Hello. I am Dr. ███████ █████ Gears. I am a senior researcher and Head of Euclid level Containment.

I have a..ask box..? I am not quite sure what that is but you can inquire about topics through there.

That is all. Good day.

Mod is @butterflyenjoyer

Will likely only be shipped with @dr-edith-tilman (they're so cute KYAAA) #rustedgear truther

He's old. Turns 70 this month(lmao he's 69 🤣🤣)

Pretty much it. Ask this old man anything

[dr-cog]

A puddle of black viscous liquid would pool in the corner of your office. From the puddle you could hear the overlapping whispers of... Something.

He had already called Site Security.

[dr-cog]

what happened in the office..

what do you think happened.

[dr-edith-tilman]

I'm suprised they didn't hear me screaming

[dr-cog]

Yes, you were quite loud.

[dr-cog]

what happened in the office..

what do you think happened.

[dr-cog]

who tops between you and Edith

why are you all so interested in me and my wife's sex life?

[butterflyenjoyer]

My interpretation of Gears likes metal and rock

Old man has style

[dr-cog]

wait..you have kids... that means...

DR GEARS MY MANNNN

What does this mean.

[apotentialscp]

i think they are asking if you had sexual intercourse.

[dr-cog]

Ah.

[dr-edith-tilman]

Hell yeah he did 🤤

[dr-cog]

Edith.

[dr-edith-tilman]

Edith takes LONG bubble baths with wine and Gears just sits on the floor next to the bathtub and holds her hand and admires her

[dr-cog]

Hashtag approval

[dr-cog]

rustedgear sex

rtyussted..geaaar..?

seeeeex haha

[askaclef]

.. !! OH SSWEET MOFERUFPERL, ‘E KNOWS HOWTA LAUGH??

[dr-cog]

maaaaaaaaayyyyyybeeeeeeee

[dr-cog]

rustedgear sex

rtyussted..geaaar..?

seeeeex haha

[dr-edith-tilman]

edithhhv.

imiffddsstyou

cnyoluuucommfeseeeeenme

-@dr-cog

Are you drunk?

Huh. Weird. I thought Germans could handle their alcohol..

Yeah, I'll come see you.

[dr-cog]

wwwwwe can

[anneliese-siegel]

mother why are you on this app.

-@dr-cog

am I not allowed to be..?

[dr-cog]

You shouldn't be here, mother.

[dr-cog]

wait..you have kids... that means...

DR GEARS MY MANNNN

What does this mean.

[apotentialscp]

i think they are asking if you had sexual intercourse.

[dr-cog]

Ah.

[dr-cog]

wait..you have kids... that means...

DR GEARS MY MANNNN

What does this mean.

[butterflyenjoyer]

i just watched dr. gears dissect dr. tilman im going to be sick

[dr-edith-tilman]

Don't worry, hun!

I'm immortal, it'll heal!

[dr-cog]

And I'd do it again.

[dr-cog]

everytime I see Strattland posts it reminds me of Rustedgear

[researcher-hokulani]

I have found a mysterious box on my door. Good news, it’s empty, therefore i have taken advantage of it. It is a “no paperwork zone” now.

*Hokulni sits inside the box*

…..no paperwork.

[dr-cog]

Hokulani. Get out of the box.

[researcher-hokulani]

…..i dont want to

*Hokulani stares at Gears blankly*

[dr-cog]

Do you want me to give you more paperwork?

Get. back. to. work.

[researcher-hokulani]

*Hokulani closes the top of of the box* *muffled sounds* i dont want to……

[dr-cog]

Dr. Gears sits on top of the box.

We all do things we don't want to..