Alto H. Clef

Do NOT ask him about Gears or Kondraki OR Edith. He is NOT married to them. Trust me.

[askaclef]

Intro post here,, uuhh

My canon yk yk ykkk

Ooc is reeeeddd

Ref sheeeeeeeeettt

Yeah okay I’ll make this properly later shhh

[askaclef]

I need you to help me get Gears's boxers

Don't question me.

-@dr-edith-tilman

Annn whydya t’ink I’d quesstionitt?

[askaclef]

why is ur wife so fine

Can I eat her bush

Yewll b’dead before yew evn try.

[askaclef]

im shaving my bush again.

-@dr-edith-tilman

Eddif.

I

1. Amn frunk off mjy assss

2. Hagev my gunbonbme. I’ll fuckin putit to th me roof my fmlith if yiuv evene dare

[askaclef]

I grew my bush back.

Happy now?

-@dr-edith-tilman

YESS

[dr-edith-tilman]

👁️ —

Eeediieee..,,,, what wuld yew ssay iffi toldyew I may’ve ‘accidentally’ poissoned an O5… or. Two. Anndd.. uuh.. thosse two were yer fat’er… andthen I went ta poisson the head’f sscientific ressearch.. and anomalouss ressearch.. and the actin head’f ressearch..

Um.. sso.. Edie.. I poissoned yer fat’er 5 timess..

— 👁️ @askaclef 👁️

WHY WOULD YOU?!-

Okay..okay...

Why..?

[askaclef]

Well,, I ssorta.. kinda.. forgot he wass literally all five’a them t’ingss. And I wanted to be funny an poisson ssum higherups..,

[dr-edith-tilman]

Jesus christ. WHY?!

[askaclef]

Well, if yew really wanna know. T’ey’wer bein bitchy t’me.

[dr-edith-tilman]

I see...

[drsmithscp]

I ddind t do bshit to him.

[dr-edith-tilman]

Jesus chri-..wait that's me..

Uhm.

Are you okay..?

[drsmithscp]

Iv’e beeen posinonee befire but i just dotn knkw whwt he gavve me

[dr-edith-tilman]

rattlesnake venom..?

[drsmithscp]

Wouldnnt be effective because i injesttted it.. ublekss i had a wound in my mouth or throta..

[dr-edith-tilman]

@askaclef, DEAR. What did you give him.

[askaclef]

Uuh.. a bitta dextromet’orphan, xanax, chlorpromazine, keppra, and lossartan.

[dr-edith-tilman]

???

[askaclef]

I medicated yer fat’er, Edif.

[dr-edith-tilman]

👁️ —

Eeediieee..,,,, what wuld yew ssay iffi toldyew I may’ve ‘accidentally’ poissoned an O5… or. Two. Anndd.. uuh.. thosse two were yer fat’er… andthen I went ta poisson the head’f sscientific ressearch.. and anomalouss ressearch.. and the actin head’f ressearch..

Um.. sso.. Edie.. I poissoned yer fat’er 5 timess..

— 👁️ @askaclef 👁️

WHY WOULD YOU?!-

Okay..okay...

Why..?

[askaclef]

Well,, I ssorta.. kinda.. forgot he wass literally all five’a them t’ingss. And I wanted to be funny an poisson ssum higherups..,

[dr-edith-tilman]

Jesus christ. WHY?!

[askaclef]

Well, if yew really wanna know. T’ey’wer bein bitchy t’me.

[dr-edith-tilman]

I see...

[drsmithscp]

I ddind t do bshit to him.

[dr-edith-tilman]

Jesus chri-..wait that's me..

Uhm.

Are you okay..?

[drsmithscp]

Iv’e beeen posinonee befire but i just dotn knkw whwt he gavve me

[dr-edith-tilman]

rattlesnake venom..?

[drsmithscp]

Wouldnnt be effective because i injesttted it.. ublekss i had a wound in my mouth or throta..

[dr-edith-tilman]

@askaclef, DEAR. What did you give him.

[askaclef]

Uuh.. a bitta dextromet’orphan, xanax, chlorpromazine, keppra, and lossartan.

[dr-edith-tilman]

👁️ —

Eeediieee..,,,, what wuld yew ssay iffi toldyew I may’ve ‘accidentally’ poissoned an O5… or. Two. Anndd.. uuh.. thosse two were yer fat’er… andthen I went ta poisson the head’f sscientific ressearch.. and anomalouss ressearch.. and the actin head’f ressearch..

Um.. sso.. Edie.. I poissoned yer fat’er 5 timess..

— 👁️ @askaclef 👁️

WHY WOULD YOU?!-

Okay..okay...

Why..?

[askaclef]

Well,, I ssorta.. kinda.. forgot he wass literally all five’a them t’ingss. And I wanted to be funny an poisson ssum higherups..,

[dr-edith-tilman]

Jesus christ. WHY?!

[askaclef]

Well, if yew really wanna know. T’ey’wer bein bitchy t’me.

[dr-edith-tilman]

👁️ —

Eeediieee..,,,, what wuld yew ssay iffi toldyew I may’ve ‘accidentally’ poissoned an O5… or. Two. Anndd.. uuh.. thosse two were yer fat’er… andthen I went ta poisson the head’f sscientific ressearch.. and anomalouss ressearch.. and the actin head’f ressearch..

Um.. sso.. Edie.. I poissoned yer fat’er 5 timess..

— 👁️ @askaclef 👁️

WHY WOULD YOU?!-

Okay..okay...

Why..?

[askaclef]

Well,, I ssorta.. kinda.. forgot he wass literally all five’a them t’ingss. And I wanted to be funny an poisson ssum higherups..,

[dr-edith-tilman]

@askaclef, dear are you the one sending those asks to my father?

[askaclef]

Edie. DoI look like I type like’t’at?

[dr-edith-tilman]

Considering what you said last night—

[askaclef]

Weelll. Lemme rephrasse whaddI ssaid. DoI look like I wanna talk’t’yer far’t’her?

[dr-edith-tilman]

@askaclef, dear are you the one sending those asks to my father?

[askaclef]

Edie. DoI look like I type like’t’at?

[askaclef]

I jusst hadda nightmare where Edie sshaved itss bussh….

[dr-edith-tilman]

dear..

I have bad news.

[askaclef]

NOOOOO

[dr-edith-tilman]

Are you okay..?

[askaclef]

GROWIT BACK

[dr-edith-tilman]

What?-

[askaclef]

GROW YER BUSSH BACKKKK EEEDDDIIIEEE..

[dr-edith-tilman]

why?-

[askaclef]

I LIKE PLAYIN WIFFIT

[dr-edith-tilman]

!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

WHAT

[askaclef]

SSNIFFLLE SSNIFFLE SSOB SSOB.. GROW BACK YER BUUSSSSHH

[askaclef]

I jusst hadda nightmare where Edie sshaved itss bussh….

[dr-edith-tilman]

dear..

I have bad news.

[askaclef]

NOOOOO

[dr-edith-tilman]

Are you okay..?

[askaclef]

GROWIT BACK

[dr-edith-tilman]

What?-

[askaclef]

GROW YER BUSSH BACKKKK EEEDDDIIIEEE..

[dr-edith-tilman]

why?-

[askaclef]

I LIKE PLAYIN WIFFIT

[askaclef]

I jusst hadda nightmare where Edie sshaved itss bussh….

[dr-edith-tilman]

dear..

I have bad news.

[askaclef]

NOOOOO

[dr-edith-tilman]

Are you okay..?

[askaclef]

GROWIT BACK

[dr-edith-tilman]

What?-

[askaclef]

GROW YER BUSSH BACKKKK EEEDDDIIIEEE..

[askaclef]

I jusst hadda nightmare where Edie sshaved itss bussh….

[dr-edith-tilman]

dear..

I have bad news.

[askaclef]

NOOOOO

[dr-edith-tilman]

Are you okay..?

[askaclef]

GROWIT BACK

[askaclef]

I jusst hadda nightmare where Edie sshaved itss bussh….

[dr-edith-tilman]

dear..

I have bad news.

[askaclef]

NOOOOO

[askaclef]

I jusst hadda nightmare where Edie sshaved itss bussh….