H. J. Easterman

I want you to think of me as a friend, a father, a confidant. Somehow I... feel like I've met you before. Like a princess in a dream. (rp account)

[dr-freaksterman]

"You are the part-taker of society, fighting for survival in this everchanging economy, trying to get financial stability. You need more people below you to get the grip on the world leaders' evergrowing arousal around wealth. Breed the poor to gain status and we will let you out."

I hope this motivational speech found you well, my lovely children.

//first rp account ama

[dr-freaksterman]

What's your drug of choice? Is it coke?

Whatever I feel like doing. Coke gives a good speedy high but sometimes I rather to expand my mind.

[dr-freaksterman]

Jersey devils or Chicago black hawks?

Waste of time.

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Joliet daddy, can I get some shotgun shells?

Ofcourse not.

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Father I think your losing it

Losing what? My patience for sure.

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Wassup Doc, could you say the thing?

“And we will let you out.” 🎤

*sigh* I know you lambs like to hear my voice, and for your luck I like to talk.

Listen to my voice and we will let you out

[dr-freaksterman]

So I’m scared to go back into the sleep room because a fight broke out and some how the prime assets got involved…

-🪶

Prime assets shouldnt be able to be in the same ward. I have to look in to this security issue.

[dr-freaksterman]

We should eat the same apple at the same time, and do apple related stuff, like apple bobbing and making pastry’s with apples, do you like turn overs? And apple pies? Ever had hot apple cider?

I... What? Does this have something to do with the "an apple a day keeps doctors away" message?

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Papa, if you could get anything from a bakery, what would you get?

I like chałka. You should try it sometime

I am not that much into sweets. So probablt something savory.

[dr-freaksterman]

Dr Easterman, are you secretly Miku?

The artist is (zsigmondgalaxy)

Every Miku might be canon but not every Easterman.

[dr-freaksterman]

Are we allowed to get tattoos in trial?

Tattoos are for prisoners but who am I to deny you getting sepsis on trial enviroment.

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Whats your opinion on Triple T? (Tung tung tung sahur)

The log? What next, you ask if Tralalero Tralala has cultural significance? Like we didn't have anything better to do here.

[dr-freaksterman]

Thoughts and the beautiful, extraordinary, extravagant, amazing, wonderful, inspiring sexy and insightful Ms Barlow?

She is good at her job, and she is responding to the medications to her behavior issues very well.

[dr-freaksterman]

Is your memory bad?

No, but my temper is.

[dr-freaksterman]

Doctor, you are constantly being harassed with such....horrible messages. I am deeply sorry you have to deal with this. Instead of the usual ahem 'filth', I'll say I deeply appreciate your work, despite the circumstances, you make the best of your situation and that is admirable. You should treat yourself if you can, you deserve it for all that you do.

Well thank you. I am also aware that reagents are influenced by their surroundings, I know adrenaline and danger can launch people to be in a rush to reproduce.

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Easterman can I please sleep for one night without you watching me?

-🪶

I do this out of love, I want to make sure you are safe.

[dr-freaksterman]

Hi papa, how would you feel about being turned into a figurine and sitting on my desk while I study?

I feel like I have seen a dream about this. Nightmare even. Being a doll who cannot move, just sitting still, watching everything go by... I couldn't scream or cry, I just had to endure being tossed and held.