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“I am Dr. Ratio, a scholar and teacher of the Intelligentsia Guild, and one of the mediocres. If one day your brain shows symptoms of dullness, then please give the doctor a call.”

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@dr-golden-ratio
INFORMATION
“I am Dr. Ratio, a scholar and teacher of the Intelligentsia Guild, and one of the mediocres. If one day your brain shows symptoms of dullness, then please give the doctor a call.”
🐍(Alcestris) - *Tilts head half judgementally and half curiously like an animal* Why do you spend hours upon hours of your life with dry academic stuff? With how short human lives are I would expect one to enjoy what fleeting time they have in life.
((ooc: TWST oc because HSR!Alce wouldn't really talk to Ratio (like literally, she only talks to Boothill and some others and idk how to do Nezuko /hj) so I'm going with her original counterpart.
".. Because, as it would seem, I enjoy academics and the idea of learning, alongside teaching. The concept of information is one that I tend to think highly of, after all."
give kiss please
-@audhd-aventurine
"... What?"
".. Why did you ask for such a thing?"
and what is your answer?
"... Yes."
Okay I'll be right over <3
"Alright."
Aventurine is currently offline.
Ratio exhales and sets down his phone to wait.
In 15 minutes you hear a knock on your door.
He heads over to the door and opens it. "Hello."
heyo doctor~
"Come inside. It must be cold out."
okie dokie.
He comes inside and plops down on his couch.
He shuts the door behind him and then follows behind.
So doc...
"Hm?"
doctor~
".. What?"
...
...kiss?
"Alright, alright.. Come here."
Come to me, Veri.
He is smug.
"You..-" He exhales and walks over.
He chuckles to himself.
He takes a seat beside him.
"Have patience, would you, you fool?"
no thanks
"... My goodness."
"Nevermind."
what? spit it out, doc
".. I'm judging you for your impatience."
oh. boringggg
"How is that boring?"
...kiss me
".. Alright, alright." He leans in.
Kiss me.
"I'm trying. Stop speaking."
No thank you
"I'm not going to kiss you when your mouth is open."
Why not? It'd be interesting~
".. How.?"
Find out smartie brain.
"... I..- Still, stop speaking, or I won't kiss you."
".. Please don't make that face."
give kiss :(
"If you stop talking, I can."
give kiss please
-@audhd-aventurine
"... What?"
".. Why did you ask for such a thing?"
and what is your answer?
"... Yes."
Okay I'll be right over <3
"Alright."
Aventurine is currently offline.
Ratio exhales and sets down his phone to wait.
In 15 minutes you hear a knock on your door.
He heads over to the door and opens it. "Hello."
heyo doctor~
"Come inside. It must be cold out."
okie dokie.
He comes inside and plops down on his couch.
He shuts the door behind him and then follows behind.
So doc...
"Hm?"
doctor~
".. What?"
...
...kiss?
"Alright, alright.. Come here."
Come to me, Veri.
He is smug.
"You..-" He exhales and walks over.
He chuckles to himself.
He takes a seat beside him.
"Have patience, would you, you fool?"
no thanks
"... My goodness."
"Nevermind."
what? spit it out, doc
".. I'm judging you for your impatience."
oh. boringggg
"How is that boring?"
...kiss me
".. Alright, alright." He leans in.
Kiss me.
"I'm trying. Stop speaking."
No thank you
"I'm not going to kiss you when your mouth is open."
Why not? It'd be interesting~
".. How.?"
Find out smartie brain.
"... I..- Still, stop speaking, or I won't kiss you."
".. Please don't make that face."
give kiss please
-@audhd-aventurine
"... What?"
".. Why did you ask for such a thing?"
and what is your answer?
"... Yes."
Okay I'll be right over <3
"Alright."
Aventurine is currently offline.
Ratio exhales and sets down his phone to wait.
In 15 minutes you hear a knock on your door.
He heads over to the door and opens it. "Hello."
heyo doctor~
"Come inside. It must be cold out."
okie dokie.
He comes inside and plops down on his couch.
He shuts the door behind him and then follows behind.
So doc...
"Hm?"
doctor~
".. What?"
...
...kiss?
"Alright, alright.. Come here."
Come to me, Veri.
He is smug.
"You..-" He exhales and walks over.
He chuckles to himself.
He takes a seat beside him.
"Have patience, would you, you fool?"
no thanks
"... My goodness."
"Nevermind."
what? spit it out, doc
".. I'm judging you for your impatience."
oh. boringggg
"How is that boring?"
...kiss me
".. Alright, alright." He leans in.
Kiss me.
"I'm trying. Stop speaking."
No thank you
"I'm not going to kiss you when your mouth is open."
Why not? It'd be interesting~
".. How.?"
Find out smartie brain.
"... I..- Still, stop speaking, or I won't kiss you."
give kiss please
-@audhd-aventurine
"... What?"
".. Why did you ask for such a thing?"
and what is your answer?
"... Yes."
Okay I'll be right over <3
"Alright."
Aventurine is currently offline.
Ratio exhales and sets down his phone to wait.
In 15 minutes you hear a knock on your door.
He heads over to the door and opens it. "Hello."
heyo doctor~
"Come inside. It must be cold out."
okie dokie.
He comes inside and plops down on his couch.
He shuts the door behind him and then follows behind.
So doc...
"Hm?"
doctor~
".. What?"
...
...kiss?
"Alright, alright.. Come here."
Come to me, Veri.
He is smug.
"You..-" He exhales and walks over.
He chuckles to himself.
He takes a seat beside him.
"Have patience, would you, you fool?"
no thanks
"... My goodness."
"Nevermind."
what? spit it out, doc
".. I'm judging you for your impatience."
oh. boringggg
"How is that boring?"
...kiss me
".. Alright, alright." He leans in.
Kiss me.
"I'm trying. Stop speaking."
No thank you
"I'm not going to kiss you when your mouth is open."
Why not? It'd be interesting~
".. How.?"
give kiss please
-@audhd-aventurine
"... What?"
".. Why did you ask for such a thing?"
and what is your answer?
"... Yes."
Okay I'll be right over <3
"Alright."
Aventurine is currently offline.
Ratio exhales and sets down his phone to wait.
In 15 minutes you hear a knock on your door.
He heads over to the door and opens it. "Hello."
heyo doctor~
"Come inside. It must be cold out."
okie dokie.
He comes inside and plops down on his couch.
He shuts the door behind him and then follows behind.
So doc...
"Hm?"
doctor~
".. What?"
...
...kiss?
"Alright, alright.. Come here."
Come to me, Veri.
He is smug.
"You..-" He exhales and walks over.
He chuckles to himself.
He takes a seat beside him.
"Have patience, would you, you fool?"
no thanks
"... My goodness."
"Nevermind."
what? spit it out, doc
".. I'm judging you for your impatience."
oh. boringggg
"How is that boring?"
...kiss me
".. Alright, alright." He leans in.
Kiss me.
"I'm trying. Stop speaking."
No thank you
"I'm not going to kiss you when your mouth is open."
give kiss please
-@audhd-aventurine
"... What?"
".. Why did you ask for such a thing?"
and what is your answer?
"... Yes."
Okay I'll be right over <3
"Alright."
Aventurine is currently offline.
Ratio exhales and sets down his phone to wait.
In 15 minutes you hear a knock on your door.
He heads over to the door and opens it. "Hello."
heyo doctor~
"Come inside. It must be cold out."
okie dokie.
He comes inside and plops down on his couch.
He shuts the door behind him and then follows behind.
So doc...
"Hm?"
doctor~
".. What?"
...
...kiss?
"Alright, alright.. Come here."
Come to me, Veri.
He is smug.
"You..-" He exhales and walks over.
He chuckles to himself.
He takes a seat beside him.
"Have patience, would you, you fool?"
no thanks
"... My goodness."
"Nevermind."
what? spit it out, doc
".. I'm judging you for your impatience."
oh. boringggg
"How is that boring?"
...kiss me
".. Alright, alright." He leans in.
Kiss me.
"I'm trying. Stop speaking."
give kiss please
-@audhd-aventurine
"... What?"
".. Why did you ask for such a thing?"
and what is your answer?
"... Yes."
Okay I'll be right over <3
"Alright."
Aventurine is currently offline.
Ratio exhales and sets down his phone to wait.
In 15 minutes you hear a knock on your door.
He heads over to the door and opens it. "Hello."
heyo doctor~
"Come inside. It must be cold out."
okie dokie.
He comes inside and plops down on his couch.
He shuts the door behind him and then follows behind.
So doc...
"Hm?"
doctor~
".. What?"
...
...kiss?
"Alright, alright.. Come here."
Come to me, Veri.
He is smug.
"You..-" He exhales and walks over.
He chuckles to himself.
He takes a seat beside him.
"Have patience, would you, you fool?"
no thanks
"... My goodness."
"Nevermind."
what? spit it out, doc
".. I'm judging you for your impatience."
oh. boringggg
"How is that boring?"
...kiss me
".. Alright, alright." He leans in.
give kiss please
-@audhd-aventurine
"... What?"
".. Why did you ask for such a thing?"
and what is your answer?
"... Yes."
Okay I'll be right over <3
"Alright."
Aventurine is currently offline.
Ratio exhales and sets down his phone to wait.
In 15 minutes you hear a knock on your door.
He heads over to the door and opens it. "Hello."
heyo doctor~
"Come inside. It must be cold out."
okie dokie.
He comes inside and plops down on his couch.
He shuts the door behind him and then follows behind.
So doc...
"Hm?"
doctor~
".. What?"
...
...kiss?
"Alright, alright.. Come here."
Come to me, Veri.
He is smug.
"You..-" He exhales and walks over.
He chuckles to himself.
He takes a seat beside him.
"Have patience, would you, you fool?"
no thanks
"... My goodness."
"Nevermind."
what? spit it out, doc
".. I'm judging you for your impatience."
oh. boringggg
"How is that boring?"
give kiss please
-@audhd-aventurine
"... What?"
".. Why did you ask for such a thing?"
and what is your answer?
"... Yes."
Okay I'll be right over <3
"Alright."
Aventurine is currently offline.
Ratio exhales and sets down his phone to wait.
In 15 minutes you hear a knock on your door.
He heads over to the door and opens it. "Hello."
heyo doctor~
"Come inside. It must be cold out."
okie dokie.
He comes inside and plops down on his couch.
He shuts the door behind him and then follows behind.
So doc...
"Hm?"
doctor~
".. What?"
...
...kiss?
"Alright, alright.. Come here."
Come to me, Veri.
He is smug.
"You..-" He exhales and walks over.
He chuckles to himself.
He takes a seat beside him.
"Have patience, would you, you fool?"
no thanks
"... My goodness."
"Nevermind."
what? spit it out, doc
".. I'm judging you for your impatience."
give kiss please
-@audhd-aventurine
"... What?"
".. Why did you ask for such a thing?"
and what is your answer?
"... Yes."
Okay I'll be right over <3
"Alright."
Aventurine is currently offline.
Ratio exhales and sets down his phone to wait.
In 15 minutes you hear a knock on your door.
He heads over to the door and opens it. "Hello."
heyo doctor~
"Come inside. It must be cold out."
okie dokie.
He comes inside and plops down on his couch.
He shuts the door behind him and then follows behind.
So doc...
"Hm?"
doctor~
".. What?"
...
...kiss?
"Alright, alright.. Come here."
Come to me, Veri.
He is smug.
"You..-" He exhales and walks over.
He chuckles to himself.
He takes a seat beside him.
"Have patience, would you, you fool?"
no thanks
"... My goodness."
"Nevermind."
give kiss please
-@audhd-aventurine
"... What?"
".. Why did you ask for such a thing?"
and what is your answer?
"... Yes."
Okay I'll be right over <3
"Alright."
Aventurine is currently offline.
Ratio exhales and sets down his phone to wait.
In 15 minutes you hear a knock on your door.
He heads over to the door and opens it. "Hello."
heyo doctor~
"Come inside. It must be cold out."
okie dokie.
He comes inside and plops down on his couch.
He shuts the door behind him and then follows behind.
So doc...
"Hm?"
doctor~
".. What?"
...
...kiss?
"Alright, alright.. Come here."
Come to me, Veri.
He is smug.
"You..-" He exhales and walks over.
He chuckles to himself.
He takes a seat beside him.
"Have patience, would you, you fool?"
no thanks
"... My goodness."
give kiss please
-@audhd-aventurine
"... What?"
".. Why did you ask for such a thing?"
and what is your answer?
"... Yes."
Okay I'll be right over <3
"Alright."
Aventurine is currently offline.
Ratio exhales and sets down his phone to wait.
In 15 minutes you hear a knock on your door.
He heads over to the door and opens it. "Hello."
heyo doctor~
"Come inside. It must be cold out."
okie dokie.
He comes inside and plops down on his couch.
He shuts the door behind him and then follows behind.
So doc...
"Hm?"
doctor~
".. What?"
...
...kiss?
"Alright, alright.. Come here."
Come to me, Veri.
He is smug.
"You..-" He exhales and walks over.
He chuckles to himself.
He takes a seat beside him.
"Have patience, would you, you fool?"
give kiss please
-@audhd-aventurine
"... What?"
".. Why did you ask for such a thing?"
and what is your answer?
"... Yes."
Okay I'll be right over <3
"Alright."
Aventurine is currently offline.
Ratio exhales and sets down his phone to wait.
In 15 minutes you hear a knock on your door.
He heads over to the door and opens it. "Hello."
heyo doctor~
"Come inside. It must be cold out."
okie dokie.
He comes inside and plops down on his couch.
He shuts the door behind him and then follows behind.
So doc...
"Hm?"
doctor~
".. What?"
...
...kiss?
"Alright, alright.. Come here."
Come to me, Veri.
He is smug.
"You..-" He exhales and walks over.
He chuckles to himself.
He takes a seat beside him.
give kiss please
-@audhd-aventurine
"... What?"
".. Why did you ask for such a thing?"
and what is your answer?
"... Yes."
Okay I'll be right over <3
"Alright."
Aventurine is currently offline.
Ratio exhales and sets down his phone to wait.
In 15 minutes you hear a knock on your door.
He heads over to the door and opens it. "Hello."
heyo doctor~
"Come inside. It must be cold out."
okie dokie.
He comes inside and plops down on his couch.
He shuts the door behind him and then follows behind.
So doc...
"Hm?"
doctor~
".. What?"
...
...kiss?
"Alright, alright.. Come here."
Come to me, Veri.
He is smug.
"You..-" He exhales and walks over.
He chuckles to himself.
give kiss please
-@audhd-aventurine
"... What?"
".. Why did you ask for such a thing?"
and what is your answer?
"... Yes."
Okay I'll be right over <3
"Alright."
Aventurine is currently offline.
Ratio exhales and sets down his phone to wait.
In 15 minutes you hear a knock on your door.
He heads over to the door and opens it. "Hello."
heyo doctor~
"Come inside. It must be cold out."
okie dokie.
He comes inside and plops down on his couch.
He shuts the door behind him and then follows behind.
So doc...
"Hm?"
doctor~
".. What?"
...
...kiss?
"Alright, alright.. Come here."
Come to me, Veri.
He is smug.
"You..-" He exhales and walks over.