Dr. Iplier

guess what

Chicken butt?

my lower half hurts

Are you pregnant?

why would I be pregnant

It's the only thing I can think of that would case lower body pain

actually I take that back it's my pelvis not my hips

Oh em gee you're pregnant

no im not how the fuck could I be pregnant

It's okay, denial is perfectly okay.

im not in denial

Okay then... CANCER. You have cancer, it's the only other explanation

I HAVE NEITHER I HAVE NO FETUS AND NO CANCER

THEN I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU. GO ASK RYLAND ABOUT IT HES A DOCTOR

NO BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO SAY THE SAME AS YOU

I ran into a wall. Now we're in pain together. Is that comforting?

why the fuck did you run into a wall?

SO THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE IN PAIN ALONE

we need a doctor @ryland-grace-official-account ARE YOU A DOCTOR??

Not really?! I’ve got a doctorate in Science!

@doctor-offical, can you help? I’m so confused… what’s wrong with her?

i’m sorry.... you’re dying.

Hey… you look kind of like two of my boyfriends…

Don’t worry I get that a lot.

I have actually met Dark before. We did a TV show together. Of sorts

Really? That’s super cool! Dark never told me about that!

Yes I actually have it here..

#dr iplier #Youtube

guess what

Chicken butt?

my lower half hurts

Are you pregnant?

why would I be pregnant

It's the only thing I can think of that would case lower body pain

actually I take that back it's my pelvis not my hips

Oh em gee you're pregnant

no im not how the fuck could I be pregnant

It's okay, denial is perfectly okay.

im not in denial

Okay then... CANCER. You have cancer, it's the only other explanation

I HAVE NEITHER I HAVE NO FETUS AND NO CANCER

THEN I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU. GO ASK RYLAND ABOUT IT HES A DOCTOR

NO BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO SAY THE SAME AS YOU

I ran into a wall. Now we're in pain together. Is that comforting?

why the fuck did you run into a wall?

SO THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE IN PAIN ALONE

we need a doctor @ryland-grace-official-account ARE YOU A DOCTOR??

Not really?! I’ve got a doctorate in Science!

@doctor-offical, can you help? I’m so confused… what’s wrong with her?

i’m sorry.... you’re dying.

Hey… you look kind of like two of my boyfriends…

Don’t worry I get that a lot.

I have actually met Dark before. We did a TV show together. Of sorts

#dr iplier

guess what

Chicken butt?

my lower half hurts

Are you pregnant?

why would I be pregnant

It's the only thing I can think of that would case lower body pain

actually I take that back it's my pelvis not my hips

Oh em gee you're pregnant

no im not how the fuck could I be pregnant

It's okay, denial is perfectly okay.

im not in denial

Okay then... CANCER. You have cancer, it's the only other explanation

I HAVE NEITHER I HAVE NO FETUS AND NO CANCER

THEN I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU. GO ASK RYLAND ABOUT IT HES A DOCTOR

NO BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO SAY THE SAME AS YOU

I ran into a wall. Now we're in pain together. Is that comforting?

why the fuck did you run into a wall?

SO THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE IN PAIN ALONE

we need a doctor @ryland-grace-official-account ARE YOU A DOCTOR??

Not really?! I’ve got a doctorate in Science!

@doctor-offical, can you help? I’m so confused… what’s wrong with her?