Why Don't The Faeries Just Take Me

Demi (Demeter for long). I write stuff. I DM for my bastard players and love it. I love my gf @emily-scoliro. She/they/fae in my late twenties. talesofrichka.wordpress.com

[demisaurus]

Hey there!

I'm writing a story, and I know it's sometimes a lot to get into. so here's a post with the link to the first chapter that I'll pin. As I'm writing this there are 46 chapters, with somewhere between 1k and 2k words for each. It is about a guy forced into another world by an organisation. Fantasy world, with dragons and magic, special kind of dreaming. you know, kinda like an isekai. Give it a read and tell me what you think! I try to update once a week. if you think that's a little too much, I also have a few short stories on the same site.

[princncess]

its like a gacha pull talking to my plural wife i might get the one who usually fronts but there are the rarer ones also . dormant ones would be a legendary but i havent seen those

[joyce-stick]

Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai: First Kiss wa Owaranai

(dir. Shinichi Omata, studio A-1 Pictures, based on the manga Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai: Tensaitachi no Renai Zunousen by Aka Akasaka)

[propertyofjameswilson]

happy pride month everyone!!

[dochkavurdalaka]

chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

[appendingfic]

As a fellow union man i can relate - you do not let your employer know you can do anything you don't want to become your job

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[mx-macintosh]

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

[mx-macintosh]

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

[weresoul]

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

[thatpreciousthing]

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement

[omnipotina]

Settle a bet.

Who wins in a fight?

Kronk

Gaston

Voting ended onSep 7, 2023

[beemojis]

soooo true bestie

[wintermoth]

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[ryannorth]

much to consider

[zyzoda]

wait i must ask. what makes arthropods nature's favourite most hijackable guys. why are they so pro-parasite

if i had to GUESS... they have generally simpler nervous systems (easily manipulated and altered) but are still capable of complex enough behaviors to be useful to a parasite... unlike, say, a jellyfish - you could probably hijack a jellyfish easily enough, but like. then what.

but i dont have any real clue why or if this is even true about arthropods. i am merely a blogger!

[thesternest]

I have hijacked a thousand jellyfish to rearrange your furniture

[cpericardium]

[subspaceskater]

day out

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[zyzoda]

crabs are literally being forcefemmed by barnacles every day and no one ever talks about it

[zyzoda]

sacculina makes me go a little insane honestly and not even for strictly transgenderly reasons... its life cycle involves attaching itself to a crab, producing eggs in place of that crab's eggs, and using the female's natural "egg dispersal" technique to, well, disperse its own eggs; but what do they do if they attach to a male host? give up and die? of course not, they simply instigate a hormone cascade that fundamentally changes the crab forever. easy!

and this is just what being an arthropod is like most of the time. bugs get parasitized like CRAZY. theyre the worlds most hijackable machines and you better believe the biosphere is taking advantage of that fact

[zyzoda]

and, sure, you know what, its yuri. fuck it. theyre raising kids together. this is the ideal liberal family: barnacle mother, absentee barnacle father, and beautiful transgender crab mother

[mclennonyaoi]

i feel like those posts thatre like “REAL gay people don’t talk about yaoi discourse they go to gay clubs and do ket” are crazy like i understand they’re critiquing a hyper specific genre of online queer but babe they can do both… i know people who are ravers and are always on shrooms and read mcr rpf like i feel like we draw a big line between the online queer community and the in person one but that girls at gay bars have tumblr accounts it’s really not that seperate

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

[hard-times-paramore]

Rock OC slider

[skelotan]

Literacy crisis WHO? This was said in the most vocal fried Californian accent ever. I hope The Girls enjoy some Russian lit this summer.

PATREON

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

[sepdet]

[emeraldwhale]

[kleefkruid]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]