Hello,
I am Dr. Kellin, Astronomer and Scientist for the Alpen Signal Observatorium. I work in the Dunkeltaler Forest Array as the Operator, Groundskeeper and Maintenance crew. This is to say, I am the only employee for the entire array field.
Despite having all these giant satellite dishes out here in the forest, signal to any local cell tower is so terrible that my colleagues actually find it easier to send me messages and notes through letters stash on delivery drones. The work email and computer system is heavily monitored and secured so I can't risk messing with that to contact outside sources.
Not that outside sources haven't contacted me. But thats another story.
I was lucky enough to save enough points for a range extender that I'm using with a personal laptop. Very happy with the results, but very few websites make it through the firewall. This is one of them.
Please send supplies. Anything helps. Especially frozen shrimp.
