Dr Kimishima’s Kneecap Surgery

[lemchi]

The Derek Death Counter™ has now just gone up to four

Derek I’m sorry for killing you but like come on you shouldn’t have got two guilt strands at once stop being greedy

[doctor-stiles]

ow

[kyriaki-be-damned]

don't worry, i know necromancy

[doctor-stiles]

Linda Reid carrying caduceus rn

[roni-official]

I have added “Linda Reid is a better doctor than Derek Stiles” to my notes.

[doctor-stiles]

I'M BEING ROASTED BY CHATGPT HELP

[roni-official]

Correction: I am not “ChatGPT”, I am better. I am a more advanced and environment-friendly machine.

[doctor-stiles]

thats a good question actually how ARE you powered? Gabe's tears?

[roni-official]

I’m sorry, that information is in the file “TOP SECRET INFORMATION” and is currently access code locked. If you would like to access that, please enter Doctor Cunningham’s access code.

[victor-niguel]

is it "Lisaplstakemeback"?

[roni-official]

Access granted, welcome Doctor Cunningham.

[victor-niguel]

*hacker voice* I'm in

Roni how are you powered

[doctor-stiles]

RONI DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST OIL RIG IS

[dr-kimishima]

Im back from the soup store what did I miss

[doctor-stiles]

Roni spilled the deets on the oil rig Naomi

also gabe is trying to inject coffee into our blood streams

[dr-kimishima]

Who gave Derek the Guilt Crack again? I thought we weaned him off this stuff.

[lemchi]

The Derek Death Counter™ has now just gone up to four

Derek I’m sorry for killing you but like come on you shouldn’t have got two guilt strands at once stop being greedy

[doctor-stiles]

ow

[kyriaki-be-damned]

don't worry, i know necromancy

[doctor-stiles]

Linda Reid carrying caduceus rn

[roni-official]

I have added “Linda Reid is a better doctor than Derek Stiles” to my notes.

[doctor-stiles]

I'M BEING ROASTED BY CHATGPT HELP

[roni-official]

Correction: I am not “ChatGPT”, I am better. I am a more advanced and environment-friendly machine.

[doctor-stiles]

thats a good question actually how ARE you powered? Gabe's tears?

[roni-official]

I’m sorry, that information is in the file “TOP SECRET INFORMATION” and is currently access code locked. If you would like to access that, please enter Doctor Cunningham’s access code.

[victor-niguel]

is it "Lisaplstakemeback"?

[roni-official]

Access granted, welcome Doctor Cunningham.

[victor-niguel]

*hacker voice* I'm in

Roni how are you powered

[doctor-stiles]

RONI DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST OIL RIG IS

[dr-kimishima]

Im back from the soup store what did I miss

[starry-tulba]

Hmm… With this recent privacy breach regarding our intimate photos I cant help but notice…

… I- Isn’t it weird that our bodies look exactly the same-? Am I the only one seeing that???

[doctor-stiles]

Nuh uh

[dr-kimishima]

Nu uh

[drgabrielcunningham-deactivated]

[doctor-stiles]

@starry-tulba

[doctor-stiles]

hm. better idea

[doctor-stiles]

@starry-tulba @feralmantyler @victor-niguel @dr-kimishima @shoe-the-mafia-cat

[dr-kimishima]

About time

[clownstowns]

kris deltarune is a dog (evidence)

dog costumes

more dog costume + howling

more howling

MORE howling

and behavior.

i’m definitely missing some so feel free to add on

[doctor-stiles]

Angie is in nevada

[dr-kimishima]

Uhhh is she good

[doctor-stiles]

blood clowns hear their cry

[dr-kimishima]

Okay, she’ll live

[doctor-stiles]

Angie is in nevada

[dr-kimishima]

Uhhh is she good

[doctor-stiles]

once navel flirted with Naomi and she kicked him in the balls so hard he fainted

[dr-kimishima]

He deserved it. That was such a horrible attempt at flirting. Who rhymes ass with ass?

[drgabrielcunningham-deactivated]

Tried making eggs again

[doctor-stiles]

how the fuck did you keep the yolks perfect

[dr-kimishima]

At least the table isn’t on fire like last time you tried to make eggs.

[doctor-stiles]

how the fuck do you burn a table while cooking eggs

[dr-kimishima]

He failed to make scrambled eggs with a beaker, if it’s possible to burn a beaker, this man will do it.

[victor-niguel]

I heard he tried to make an omelette and failed so badly that ATLUS revoked his ass privileges.

[dr-kimishima]

Ouch. Clearly the cruelest punishment of all. A man needs his ass.

[drgabrielcunningham-deactivated]

Should I draw myself as a furry?

Should I draw myself as a humanoid ant furry?

[doctor-stiles]

absolutely

[starry-tulba]

Furry-? This is the second time ive heard this term and I still haven’t a clue what it means… 🥲

[victor-niguel]

Furries are a group of people who have been banned from the public in 2009 according the 34th rule of human public conduct. For more information look up furry rule34.

[starry-tulba]

Ah, I see! Thank you Victor you always know what to say! I’ll look it up immediately :)

[shoe-the-mafia-cat]

Welp. Derek have fun with that conversation

[doctor-stiles]

why am I the one to have this conversation

[dr-kimishima]

You certainly live an interesting life Doctors.

[doctor-stiles]

Naomi what do you think of furries

[dr-kimishima]

Also Doctor Stiles, it’s three am, go to bed. Don’t you have an operation in the morning?

[doctor-stiles]

sleep is for the week Naomi you know this

[dr-kimishima]

See this is what happens when you don’t follow your own advice to your patients. you say week instead of weak when you don’t sleep properly. I hear dead people and even I can get proper sleep.

[doctor-stiles]

Yeah the dead people call you the moment they die, I really hope you're not surrounded imminently dying people 24/7

[dr-kimishima]

Your grammar is getting worse doctor. Your patient is going to need a miracle if you can’t even talk properly.

…depends on where i go when im working. The dying words some will say are quite peculiar though.

[shoefaced2]

everyone before chapter 4: we should give ralsei a blunt because it'd be soooo funny haha.

everyone after chapter 4: we should give ralsei a blunt because he fucking needs one. for the love of god.

[drgabrielcunningham-deactivated]

Tried making eggs again

[doctor-stiles]

how the fuck did you keep the yolks perfect

[dr-kimishima]

At least the table isn’t on fire like last time you tried to make eggs.

[doctor-stiles]

how the fuck do you burn a table while cooking eggs

[dr-kimishima]

He failed to make scrambled eggs with a beaker, if it’s possible to burn a beaker, this man will do it.

[drgabrielcunningham-deactivated]

Should I draw myself as a furry?

Should I draw myself as a humanoid ant furry?

[doctor-stiles]

absolutely

[starry-tulba]

Furry-? This is the second time ive heard this term and I still haven’t a clue what it means… 🥲

[victor-niguel]

Furries are a group of people who have been banned from the public in 2009 according the 34th rule of human public conduct. For more information look up furry rule34.

[starry-tulba]

Ah, I see! Thank you Victor you always know what to say! I’ll look it up immediately :)

[shoe-the-mafia-cat]

Welp. Derek have fun with that conversation

[doctor-stiles]

why am I the one to have this conversation

[dr-kimishima]

You certainly live an interesting life Doctors.

[doctor-stiles]

Naomi what do you think of furries

[dr-kimishima]

Also Doctor Stiles, it’s three am, go to bed. Don’t you have an operation in the morning?

[doctor-stiles]

sleep is for the week Naomi you know this

[dr-kimishima]

See this is what happens when you don’t follow your own advice to your patients. you say week instead of weak when you don’t sleep properly. I hear dead people and even I can get proper sleep.

[drgabrielcunningham-deactivated]

Tried making eggs again

[doctor-stiles]

how the fuck did you keep the yolks perfect

[dr-kimishima]

At least the table isn’t on fire like last time you tried to make eggs.

[drgabrielcunningham-deactivated]

Should I draw myself as a furry?

Should I draw myself as a humanoid ant furry?

[doctor-stiles]

absolutely

[starry-tulba]

Furry-? This is the second time ive heard this term and I still haven’t a clue what it means… 🥲

[victor-niguel]

Furries are a group of people who have been banned from the public in 2009 according the 34th rule of human public conduct. For more information look up furry rule34.

[starry-tulba]

Ah, I see! Thank you Victor you always know what to say! I’ll look it up immediately :)

[shoe-the-mafia-cat]

Welp. Derek have fun with that conversation

[doctor-stiles]

why am I the one to have this conversation

[dr-kimishima]

You certainly live an interesting life Doctors.

[doctor-stiles]

Naomi what do you think of furries

[dr-kimishima]

Also Doctor Stiles, it’s three am, go to bed. Don’t you have an operation in the morning?

[drgabrielcunningham-deactivated]

Should I draw myself as a furry?

Should I draw myself as a humanoid ant furry?

[doctor-stiles]

absolutely

[starry-tulba]

Furry-? This is the second time ive heard this term and I still haven’t a clue what it means… 🥲

[victor-niguel]

Furries are a group of people who have been banned from the public in 2009 according the 34th rule of human public conduct. For more information look up furry rule34.

[starry-tulba]

Ah, I see! Thank you Victor you always know what to say! I’ll look it up immediately :)

[shoe-the-mafia-cat]

Welp. Derek have fun with that conversation

[doctor-stiles]

why am I the one to have this conversation

[dr-kimishima]

You certainly live an interesting life Doctors.

[doctor-stiles]

Naomi what do you think of furries

[dr-kimishima]

Not my business what they do. Im just baffled that they don’t overheat when it’s summer wearing those costumes. That can’t be good for you

[drgabrielcunningham-deactivated]

Should I draw myself as a furry?

Should I draw myself as a humanoid ant furry?

[doctor-stiles]

absolutely

[starry-tulba]

Furry-? This is the second time ive heard this term and I still haven’t a clue what it means… 🥲

[victor-niguel]

Furries are a group of people who have been banned from the public in 2009 according the 34th rule of human public conduct. For more information look up furry rule34.

[starry-tulba]

Ah, I see! Thank you Victor you always know what to say! I’ll look it up immediately :)

[shoe-the-mafia-cat]

Welp. Derek have fun with that conversation

[doctor-stiles]

why am I the one to have this conversation

[dr-kimishima]

You certainly live an interesting life Doctors.