Good morning Doctors, please make sure to stay hydrated. Drink water, and if Doctor Cunningham ever approaches you and asks if you would like to test his “Coffee IV”, please decline the offer. This is for your own safety.
his what.
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@victor-niguel
Good morning Doctors, please make sure to stay hydrated. Drink water, and if Doctor Cunningham ever approaches you and asks if you would like to test his “Coffee IV”, please decline the offer. This is for your own safety.
his what.
The Derek Death Counter™ has now just gone up to four
Derek I’m sorry for killing you but like come on you shouldn’t have got two guilt strands at once stop being greedy
don't worry, i know necromancy
Linda Reid carrying caduceus rn
I have added “Linda Reid is a better doctor than Derek Stiles” to my notes.
I'M BEING ROASTED BY CHATGPT HELP
Correction: I am not “ChatGPT”, I am better. I am a more advanced and environment-friendly machine.
thats a good question actually how ARE you powered? Gabe's tears?
I’m sorry, that information is in the file “TOP SECRET INFORMATION” and is currently access code locked. If you would like to access that, please enter Doctor Cunningham’s access code.
is it "Lisaplstakemeback"?
Access granted, welcome Doctor Cunningham.
*hacker voice* I'm in
Roni how are you powered
RONI DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST OIL RIG IS
I am currently being powered by cigarette smoke, tears from Doctor Cunningham using me as a therapist to talk about his ex wife, and spilled coffee. It’s a wonder how far technology has advanced to allow me to be able to run off of such resources.
The closest oil rig is approximately 289 kilometers away.
cant believe even AIs need coffee to run properly, relatable tbh.
The Derek Death Counter™ has now just gone up to four
Derek I’m sorry for killing you but like come on you shouldn’t have got two guilt strands at once stop being greedy
don't worry, i know necromancy
Linda Reid carrying caduceus rn
I have added “Linda Reid is a better doctor than Derek Stiles” to my notes.
I'M BEING ROASTED BY CHATGPT HELP
Correction: I am not “ChatGPT”, I am better. I am a more advanced and environment-friendly machine.
thats a good question actually how ARE you powered? Gabe's tears?
I’m sorry, that information is in the file “TOP SECRET INFORMATION” and is currently access code locked. If you would like to access that, please enter Doctor Cunningham’s access code.
is it "Lisaplstakemeback"?
Access granted, welcome Doctor Cunningham.
*hacker voice* I'm in
Roni how are you powered
The Derek Death Counter™ has now just gone up to four
Derek I’m sorry for killing you but like come on you shouldn’t have got two guilt strands at once stop being greedy
don't worry, i know necromancy
Linda Reid carrying caduceus rn
I have added “Linda Reid is a better doctor than Derek Stiles” to my notes.
I'M BEING ROASTED BY CHATGPT HELP
Correction: I am not “ChatGPT”, I am better. I am a more advanced and environment-friendly machine.
thats a good question actually how ARE you powered? Gabe's tears?
I’m sorry, that information is in the file “TOP SECRET INFORMATION” and is currently access code locked. If you would like to access that, please enter Doctor Cunningham’s access code.
is it "Lisaplstakemeback"?
victor blew up the research department again
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THE FORK WOULD EXPLODE IN THE MICROWAVE
Guys… I think I discovered a new GUILT strain… that’s because I have it
It infects your brain… I think it’s called Victor
And it looks like this
Be on the watch out, I don’t know how contagious it is…
It's ok guys I'll handle it
OH FUCK HE'S AT MY DOOR
holy fuck we just got a lawyer who fell off a burning fucking bridge into a FUCKING ROCKY RAPID RIVER and there's like. nothing wrong with him????? what bullshit is this
oh hey i think i got that guy too. a few years back he got caught in a hit-n-run, got flung 30 feet into the air and is still somehow kicking. cool guy but he scares me
Is this the dude that came in because he swallowed poisoned glass in the middle of a court case?
Started work on the darkness operation's light switch! Ignore that it's a tray for now.
"man this room is so dark how ever will I begin the operation?"
The helpful and enlightening tray:
Oh- Doctor Stiles! Is this the tray you needed? I have it right he-
[tray begins to glow an alarming amount as i pick it up]
[gets blinded]
aaaaAaaAAaA
No, Adel. That is the tray of Blinding and Agony. the Helpful and Enlightening tray is on the right.
Over the past 6 days or so I have played through Second Opinion and Under The Knife 2 with my fiancé and have successfully dragged him into the TC hyperfixation
He also gave headcanons to Derek that he would refer to himself as Derek “Style on them” Stiles as well as him rapping before every operation—
GOD. Dont give him any ideas.
I'm just a silly man
i'd crush you like a bug.
Feeding the Trauma Center fandom again, with my cringe Tyler X Victor yaoi comic (sorry not sorry)
@feralmantyler 🤨
Don't look at me like that. You're the one that got yourself sick
I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE!
Feeding the Trauma Center fandom again, with my cringe Tyler X Victor yaoi comic (sorry not sorry)
@feralmantyler 🤨
Tried making eggs again
how the fuck did you keep the yolks perfect
At least the table isn’t on fire like last time you tried to make eggs.
how the fuck do you burn a table while cooking eggs
He failed to make scrambled eggs with a beaker, if it’s possible to burn a beaker, this man will do it.
I heard he tried to make an omelette and failed so badly that ATLUS revoked his ass privileges.
Should I draw myself as a furry?
Should I draw myself as a humanoid ant furry?
absolutely
Furry-? This is the second time ive heard this term and I still haven’t a clue what it means… 🥲
Furries are a group of people who have been banned from the public in 2009 according the 34th rule of human public conduct. For more information look up furry rule34.
NO IT'S A TRAP
ignore the feline, it is opposed to self education due to its sinister nature.
Should I draw myself as a furry?
Should I draw myself as a humanoid ant furry?
absolutely
Furry-? This is the second time ive heard this term and I still haven’t a clue what it means… 🥲
Furries are a group of people who have been banned from the public in 2009 according the 34th rule of human public conduct. For more information look up furry rule34.
Coffee
Drank a cup of coffee and now my chest hurts. Gaben't
speaking from experience, you should probably get that checked out.
conference table
Esha insisted on buying a new conference table. What the fuck am I looking at?!
I suggest we call it the resurgam dorito.