Lirum Larum Löffelstiel, ich bin mental instabil

Guten Tag! I am Dr. Ludwig Lichterwitz, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!

[dr-lichterwitz]

Guten Tag! I am Dr. Ludwig Lichterwitz, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!

I believe it'll take some time to get used to this "smartphone" and "internet" but from what I've seen so far it's truly fascinating!

OOC: this is my first ask blog so please go easy on me- i'm still trying to figure this all out lmao

Some ground rules though:

- no explicit nsfw, please. Jokes and all are welcome but i don't want to see genuine porn, thank you.

- no hate speech. Again, jokes are fine, but i don't want genuine discimination against anyone, regardless of color, sexuality, gender etc.

This should cover it. I want this to be a fun space. Black humour and satire is fine by me but let's keep it peaceful, alright?

Also other rp blogs, PLEASE feel free to interact! :D

This blog is associated with

@kittyfirebug

@robin-not-hood

@more-gun

Edit: i need to stress this blog is run by an adult and that minors should please be careful as i cant properly curate this but this blog does include themes for mature audiences.

[robin-not-hood]

OOC

Alright so this is sort of an announcement thingy.

This blog and the ones to reblog this are no longer affiliated with these blogs:

@/scouting-time, @/dr-fritz-lichterwitz and @/ballintm

I no longer have any contact with these people due to growing apart + personal stuff.

I have also deleted/changed any posts that were interacting with these blogs (with the exception of those that were also interacting with different, unrelated people) for the sole reason that i do not want to continue lore that mainly worked with these specific accounts interacting.

The rp blogs sharing this post are not going to be deleted or abandoned, you all know it's just going slow based on me not knowing what to post + waiting for asks, aka same shit as always, but there will be changes given I no longer have a plattform to actively interact with other people. This blog as well as the other ones affiliated are all moderated by one person and talking with myself for hours on end gets old fast.

I'll reblog this post again with this account, as well as the others still affiliated, and mention which lore is still canon to the blogs and which isn't.

Please do not send any harassment or personal questions to the accounts no longer affiliated. We simply grew apart and i just want to do my own thing over here.

Thank you for your attention and understanding

[dr-lichterwitz]

Info to account lore:

- Jamie (blu scout), Fritz (blu medic) and Jeremy (red scout) are now, like the remaining red & blu team members , fictional characters without a tumblr presence (except i decide to make blogs for them or cooperate with other people but you get the gist). How i incorporate and portray them might be different from what you've seen with the no longer affiliated accounts, but that's because i am using my own interpretations of these characters. Besides Jeremy (who is really just normal scout tbh) they were shared OCs, so i'm making them my own thing.

- The posts you might have seen me reblog about Fritz denying his homosexuality and relationship with the blu engineer? Not canon. These two are in a relationship, their attraction to eachother was a condition when i gave the other person the permission for the Fritz account, but Fritz denying his feelings and going "haha we are just good friends-" was done out of my control and not canon to the character, especially my version that is being referenced from now on.

- Due to the Fritz account being off the table for now, the lore regarding Medic and his relationship to his brother is on a standstill. However, if you are interested in them then please send asks! I love their lore and Medic himself also isn't opposed to answering questions to that topic

[dr-lichterwitz]

I am on my period and I have a cold. Do you want a human uterus and some nasal passages? Free as long as you can get them out yourself

--(He/Him anon)

Currently? No. And if I would take anything out it'd be when you're healthy and not on your period, otherwise the organs would be ultimately useless.

[dr-lichterwitz]

what does lirum larum löfelstil mean

It's part of a nursery rhyme and isn't supposed to make sense, "Löffelstiel" means spoon handle, though.

[dr-lichterwitz]

I just checked the results of the teams DNA tests and i have to say, the results are quite interesting indeed :)

This will be fun.

[dr-lichterwitz]

While not my valentine, there are multiple people whose head i'd love to bash in with a hammer. I'll take 7.

[dr-lichterwitz]

Lirum Larum Löffelstiel, ich bin mental instabil

[dr-lichterwitz]

0 aim haben aber denken man hat Eier in der Hose.

[dr-lichterwitz]

Sometimes I'd really like to drug some people on the team to see what happens. What would soldier be like on heroin? Sniper on cocaine? Scout on crystal meth? The possibilities are endless!

[more-gun]

Doc, I swear to all that's holy-

[dr-lichterwitz]

Was? I didn't say I was going to do it, now did I? I don't want to have to deal with their messes and possible addictions. That's why i said COULD not WOULD.

[dr-lichterwitz]

Sometimes I'd really like to drug some people on the team to see what happens. What would soldier be like on heroin? Sniper on cocaine? Scout on crystal meth? The possibilities are endless!

[dr-lichterwitz]

So i've started on a new experiment and i'm very interested to see on how it'll turn out!

I will not disclose any details yet, as i know fully well who is able to read through my blog, but in due time you all shall know :)

[dr-lichterwitz]

Experiment concluded. I've successfully pavlov'd two of my collegues. It does not work 100% of the time but I take the 86%.

[dr-lichterwitz]

[Do you accept m!as? If you don’t feel free to disregard this ask!]

Magic anon event!

Amplify: Muse’s personality traits and emotions are dialed up to eleven! Lasts three days, Ich hoffe, deine Teamkollegen überleben!

-✈️

!!OOC!!

I'm sorry i'd really like to explore this scenario but who do you mean with muse? This confuses me-

You can send a new ask elaborating or just repeat this ask and elaborate via DM

[dr-lichterwitz]

So i've started on a new experiment and i'm very interested to see on how it'll turn out!

I will not disclose any details yet, as i know fully well who is able to read through my blog, but in due time you all shall know :)

[dr-lichterwitz]

(same anon from last time) what about a kidney and a lung. Please

I am still a taken man. No amount of organs i could very easily harvest from literally anyone else would make me betray him. I don't take kindly to people messing with my relationship.

[dr-lichterwitz]

I’ll give you one of my kidneys if you give me a kiss…… please……..

I am a taken man. My answer is no.

[dr-lichterwitz]

would you be available to do my top surgery </3

Not the first time i've done it so yes

[dr-lichterwitz]

Ludwig im tweaking out please take my stomach

And my lungs

And like

All of my organs

Bitte entnimm meine Organe

Sure! I love free samples! :)