Dr. Ratio

Don't talk to me if you don't have anything intelligent to say.

[dr-ratio-official]

Doctor Veritas Ratio. Don't send me unnecessary questions.

(( ooc ))

THIS IS A FAN ACCOUNT not affiliated with Hoyoverse or whatever legal mumbo jumbo

secondly hi I'm Mel I go by they/he

my hcs for Ratio are that he's trans masc, gay and very very autistic (silly me) (adhd headcanons may be included depending on my brain feels)

most ships are okay with me besides pro-ships (my favorite is Aventio) if you want to rp a ship besides that, please let me know beforehand.

please use tone tags if you're unsure if I'll get your tone, especially if you're not trying to be rude

no racism, homophobia, transphobia or ableism is allowed on this page, if you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all

NO NSFW, while I'm an adult I'd rather not rp anything like that. I also can't really... write it well. If you want them to fuck just do what I do in my writing and just write it simply.

double parentheses or (( )) will be used for ooc/when I say something

[dr-ratio-official]

[dr-ratio-official]

Hello Dr Ratio, is it true that you are one of Zandar One Kuwabara's thought fragments?

Who?

[dr-ratio-official]

Hi ratio :> how are you

I had dinner. It was good.

[dr-ratio-official]

*gives box of cookies*

*…and a book of unsolved mysteries*

@cookie-giver-anon

Thanks?

[cookie-giver-anon]

oh, and also, stuff for easter!

*you are given a chocolate egg. there is something mysterious inside*

[dr-ratio-official]

He cracks the egg open, with a knife.

[cookie-giver-anon]

*BOOM!*

*there's a huge explosion.*

*the explosion doesn't hurt you, miraculously, but the egg has started to catch fire*

[dr-ratio-official]

...

He throws it out the window.

[dr-ratio-official]

*gives box of cookies*

*…and a book of unsolved mysteries*

@cookie-giver-anon

Thanks?

[cookie-giver-anon]

oh, and also, stuff for easter!

*you are given a chocolate egg. there is something mysterious inside*

[dr-ratio-official]

He cracks the egg open, with a knife.

[dr-ratio-official]

*gives box of cookies*

*…and a book of unsolved mysteries*

@cookie-giver-anon

Thanks?

[dr-ratio-official]

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[dr-ratio-official]

What are your thoughts on the astral express?

they're... fine.

[dr-ratio-official]

Blows a kiss in your direction

ew

[dr-ratio-official]

Veritas ?

What.

[michaelnordeman]

Ice on the pond. Värmland, Sweden (January 19, 2020).

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I have adorned my school bag with multiple miniature images of your face ♡

Along with the gambler as well ♡

Why did you do that.

[dr-ratio-official]

I have to admit, you have me in a chokehold, doctor..

No I don't.

[dr-ratio-official]

*Ducky anon*

Yeah! Take it if you want!

Really? Thank you.

[dr-ratio-official]

thoughts on Aventurine?

He's alright. He needs to work on his bad habits.

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Ducky? *holds out a purple duck with glasses on*

Are you giving this to me?